My Wife Can't Be a Bba

"Penglai medicine?" Olga looked at me with puzzled eyes.

I stretched out a thumb, and then said with a smug look: "Yes, this is my trophy from back then!"

"Trophy? Wasn't your state of Remilia back then unable to beat Yayi Yonglin?" Olga's expression became more questionable.

Hearing what she said, I pinched my waist proudly and said, "I didn't say it was martial arts! Olga, let me tell you, besides being a vampire with strong martial arts skills, I am also an excellent comic master. "

"Mancai?" Olga looked at me questioningly.

"Well, this is a form of entertainment from the island country." I said to Olga with a smile.

"You are really versatile!" Olga said, looking at me with dumbfounded eyes.

I shrugged and said nothing more.However, I couldn't hide the smug look on my face.

These days, to be a vampire not only needs to be able to fight, but also to be majestic and multi-talented.I have to learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, Manzai rakugo, cross talk sketches, drama and opera.

After a few minutes, Olga looked at the dead branches beside the mountain path, and hit them with magic, forming a fire.

"This deer is very fresh, let's roast it first!" Olga said to me.

Hearing what she said, I rolled up my arms, then rolled up my sleeves and said, "Okay, I'll let you have a taste of my cooking skills! Today, I'll make you another meal of Rael's roast venison."

Seeing my actions, Olga's face paled immediately, and then she said to me with a look of extreme horror: "Don't! You must never do it. I'll do this kind of barbecue! Although my skills are not How about it, but you can still make something that can be eaten by people."

"Okay, then go and roast this good venison! Leave some meat for me to practice." I looked at Olga and said.

"Practice? How are you going to try it then? Let me tell you, I definitely don't want to risk myself." Olga said to me in an extremely warning tone.

"Okay, I'll go find someone else." I touched my nose and said.

Then, I immediately thought of the big hero with a childish smile.

Judging from his strength, he should still breathe a sigh of relief after eating the barbecue!The destruction of my barbecue should still not be able to keep up with the side effects of his arrow.

While thinking this way, I began to grill the meat in my hands.

After a while, Olga had already cooked the roast.He took the roasted venison that smelled of fat and burnt, and handed it to me.

"Rael, I want to go see the highest mountain over there!" Olga said to me.

While saying that, Olga took off her high heels and climbed directly onto my back.

Feeling the tenderness behind me, I smiled and said, "Okay, I understand, let's go now!"

"Well, hurry up! The meat will be cold in the evening," Olga said to me.

"Understood." I nodded, and then wrapped the barbecue with magic power with one hand, and put the other hand on Olga's upturned buttocks.Then, I will fly towards the mountain peak.

However, just as I was about to move, I immediately thought of a question.

"Olga, come down! How can I fly with you behind me like this? You are blocking my wings!" I said to Olga.

"...So, are wings actually a burden in Gensokyo? I don't think Sakuya and Reimu can fly without wings." Olga asked me.

"..."

Hearing what she said, it seemed to be true.If I didn't use my wings to fly, I guess I wouldn't be able to control the balance at all.

"Anyway, let's fly up the mountain! How about I hang you up with a chain?" I looked at Olga and said.

"How is it possible? I don't want the kind that blows in the cold wind!" Olga rolled her eyes, and then put her arms around my neck, and with a little force, she wrapped her legs around my neck waist.

Blowing lightly into my ear, Olga whispered to me: "Let's go, let's go to the top of the mountain now!"

"Hey! Do you mean I'm going to do this?" I looked at Olga with an idiotic look.

Looking into my eyes, Olga showed a slight dissatisfaction on her face.Then a hand was taken from my neck, and it went under my clothes.

"Hiss!" I took a light breath.

"How? How about a little sweetness now?" Olga said to her.There was a teasing look in his eyes.

"Let's go!" My slave pretended to be expressionless and said.

Then, I flapped my wings and flew towards the top of the mountain.

......

When I got to the top of the mountain, I casually used magic power to knock out a boulder into a mirror-like platform.

Then, the two of us walked over.

I patted her on the back lightly, and I smiled and said, "Okay, come down, we finally found this place, let's eat something!"

"Huh? You can't help it, can you?" Olga continued to say with a teasing tone on her face.

I looked at Olga with the eyes of an idiot, and then said with a speechless expression: "What do you think?"

"Okay, okay, I know you are amazing!" Olga said.Then, she took her frail and boneless palm out of my clothes, and washed it casually with the clean water she had on her body.

"After all, I still have to eat some barbecue, and I still want to be clean." Olga said with a smile.

After speaking, she took my hand and sat down side by side.

......

The meat is top-quality venison. Although Olga's cooking skills can only be regarded as third-rate, we still feel extremely fresh and tender when we taste it.