My Wife Can't Be a Bba

"Fufu!" The eyes of Fufu, who had been staying on me at this time, shone brightly, and then kicked Merlin.

"Casey Paluge..." Merlin said this, and received another set of Taizu's long punches from Fufu.

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Well, although I didn't go to the brothel tonight, I still feel extremely happy.

On the walls of Uruk, all the soldiers and I watched the scene of Fufu beating Merlin for two hours.

"My lord, do you still drink juice?" I looked at the howling Merlin, and sat on it with a smile, enjoying the service of the soldiers.

Looking at my watch, I reached out and hugged Fufu.

"Oh! Don't!" Ishtar and all the soldiers present expressed great indignation at my behavior, thinking that I could not cancel their precious leisure time like this.

Looking at Merlin whose clothes had changed from white to red, I said, "If you don't stop it, I guess tonight will be the day when your court magician died. Moreover, he was beaten to death by a beast."

"Then why didn't you stop it earlier?" Merlin said, wiping the blood off his face.

"Look, this Fufu is so fierce. If I catch it directly, it will catch your body and cause more serious secondary injuries. Also, look, this time you were caught by Fufu. Fu's words were not without effect at all, and the morale of the surrounding soldiers has been boosted." I said with a smile.

In order to match my words, the soldiers present raised their weapons one after another, as if turning into humanoid Gundams one by one.

"To be honest." Merlin said quietly, looking at me.

"The truth is, I want to watch it! Of course, an evil and chaotic vampire like me likes to see this kind of thing. Tsk tsk tsk, if it wasn't for the time limit, how many more hours would I want to watch?" I have no idea Said in a concealed manner.

"It's cruel." Merlin commented on my behavior.

Shrugging my shoulders, I said unforgivingly: "What about you? It's not the same. If I was pierced by Scathach, I guess you would be gloating in this way."

"Of course." Merlin also said to me without reservation.

Regarding the actions of the two of us, all the soldiers present and Ishtar looked at us with contempt.

"Two scumbags." Ishtar said.

Merlin and I touched our noses to express our indifference.Then, lightly manipulating my magic power, I grabbed Ishtar and Merlin and continued towards the palace.

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When we flew to the palace, I was surprised to find that the conference room of the palace was still lit.

Seeing us flying over, a blond figure appeared from the palace.

"Hahaha, the two of you are getting more and more interesting together, you really deserve to be the court jester recognized by this king!" Gilgamesh said with a big laugh.

Hearing what he said, Merlin and I both had playful expressions on our faces.

Gently handed Ishtar in my hand forward, and then said to her: "Go, smash this Uruk palace for me."

"Well, I'll give you a buff." Merlin also said with a face of approval.

Hearing what the two of us said, Ishtar also had an eager expression on his face.With the longbow "Tianzhou Maana" in hand, he was about to start shooting.

"Tsk tsk, is this king someone who is afraid of such things?" Gilgamesh refused to admit defeat, and then he also manipulated magic.

Seeing that a fight was about to start, I suddenly thought of something, and my face suddenly became terrified.I reached out and grabbed Ishtar, and I quickly ran towards the guest room in the palace.

Scathach told me that he wanted to settle the matter.What is the solution to the problem?It's not just as simple as subduing Ishtar, but more importantly, I have to talk to her.

Thinking of this, cold sweat broke out on my head.

"Hey, what are you thinking?" Ishtar in my hand asked me loudly.

Listening to Ishtar's question, I said, "Of course I want to hug my lower body!"

"..., you pervert!" Ishtar didn't understand at first, but figured it out quickly, and then accused me loudly.

There was no change on my face, and then I quickly walked into Scatha's residence.

Walking in, I saw Scathach and Little Remi looking at the watches in their hands expectantly.

"Five, four, three, two..." Scathach was counting down.

"Stop!" I hurriedly said to Skaha, and then threw Ishtar over.

Ishtar's whole body hit Skaha's body, and she easily grabbed her.Smiling, Scathach said with a regretful expression: "Oh, what a pity, it was almost."

"What a pity!" Little Remi also had a regretful expression.

I looked at Little Remi, stretched out my hand and pinched her cheek and said, "We are one, if I receive that kind of criminal law, won't you be sad?"

"Then what about when you used three command spells to develop my three ways? I don't think you will feel pain at that time! I almost feel that I am divided into two halves, isn't your expression still full of joy?" Xiao Remi just rolled her eyes at me.

I touched my nose in embarrassment.

Then, I looked at Nero and the others and asked, "What about you? Are you just watching like this?"

"Well, there is not much difference between the young master and the young lady to me, and I will serve them well." Sakuya said with a red face.

"That Rael, you also know that Yu is bisexual. If you become a woman, I can play a lot of new tricks." Nero said with a big smile.

"Father, if you become a mother, I can be with you forever!" Little Jack took out the dagger in his hand and said.

"..." I fell silent.

Looking at my expression, Scatha couldn't help showing a smile on his face.