My Wife Can't Be a Bba

"As long as you tell me about rewards, I can reward you!" Gilgamesh said with a big laugh.

"I'm not your subject, you don't want to use any words of reward. If you say that again, I'll tear down your Uruk!" I said with a curl of my lips.

"It should have been done a long time ago!" Ishtar heard my words, and his face was full of approval.

Afterwards, she flew up, and then used magic to write a big character 'demolition' on the palace of Uruk.

After clapping his hands, Ishtar said with a smile: "Okay, it's ready now, just wait for when it will be opened!"

"Are you ignoring me?" Gilgamesh looked at me and Ishtar with a faked anger on his face.

We looked at each other, and we both burst out laughing.

Those who laughed with us were Merlin and others beside us.Even Scatha had a slight smile on his face.

"We have repelled that Tiamat's attack this time, and the next step is to consider how to deal with her." Gilgamesh smiled for a while, and then said to me.

I shrugged my shoulders and said to Gilgamesh, "Why are you thinking about this? Why don't we just confront him directly?"

"Tough? Rael, how sure are you?" Jill asked me.

I touched my chin, and then said to Gilgamesh, "Five percent, I can't guarantee the victory of the battle until the last drop of blood."

"So, we have to find a more suitable way of fighting." Gilgamesh continued.

"What's your idea?" I asked him.

"Do you know how Tiamat died in battle in the myth?" Gilgamesh asked me.

"Killed by the god of wind and rain, Mark Duke. So what? Can you find what that guy left behind?" Of course I have read Sumerian mythology, so I am very clear about Gilgamesh's words .

Nodding, Jill continued to say to me: "Yes, it is the weapon left by Mark Duke. In the southern city, the place occupied by the goddess of the jungle has the ax left by Mark Duke. You use That, I guess we can defeat Tiamat."

"Okay, you didn't solve it there, and you added a new enemy here." I touched my nose and said.

At the same time, I also expressed serious dissatisfaction with Mark Duke's aesthetic.

"What do you think is wrong with this Mark Duke? Using an ax is really embarrassing! If you want me to say, Mark Duke should have used a square sky painting halberd or a phoenix wing gilded with gold, so that it looks worthy Momentum." I complained.

"Let me tell you, if Mark Duke hears this sentence, you will definitely have another enemy!" Beside, Ishtar expressed dissatisfaction with my words.

Almost forgot, Ishtar and Mark Duke are still relatives.

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Location: Jungle south of Uruk.

Characters: Me, Skaha, Sakuya, Fran, Mash, Ishtar and everyone.

Purpose: To find the ax of the god of cloud and rain Mark Duke, and change it to the style of Fang Tian's painted halberd along the way.

Well, the last one is my nonsense, our real purpose at this moment is to take that ax away.

"By the way, Ishtar, do you know the status of that goddess in the south? What kind of god is she and what are her abilities?" I asked Ishtar.

Biting her finger, Ishtar said, "Well, she doesn't come from the local Sumerian gods, but from other places."

"Where?" I continued.

"America, specifically, it comes from the Aztec mythology of Central and South America. In it, she is one of the supreme gods. Its name is Quetzalcoatl." Ishtar faced I said.

"Is it Quetzalcoatl, the Feathered Serpent God?" I nodded slightly.

Then--

I just realized a problem.

"Wait, isn't this guy a male god? Why has he joined the Alliance of Three Goddesses now? Could it be that a god with Ojinjin can also be called a goddess?" I asked Ishtar.

Looking at me with a speechless expression, Ishtar said: "Just what you said just now, I want to accuse you of hooliganism. As for the issue of Feathered Serpent God, I can only say that this time I appeared in the world. She's really a goddess."

"Then can we attack?" I thought with bright eyes, and then my legs were pierced by two spears.

"This scumbag, drag it away!" Little Remi said.

Looking at my state, Ishtar couldn't help showing a mocking smile on his face.

.....

After I recovered in just a few minutes, our group continued to set off toward the depths of the dense forest.

While walking, Merlin looked at me with admiration and said, "Rael, I really admire your self-healing ability. After being pierced by Gungnir and Deathspear Gun at the same time, you died within a few minutes. You are the first one who can jump alive and kicking."

"It's nothing!" I shrugged.

Then, I said with a wry smile: "You can get used to this kind of thing after a few more exposures."

"..." Merlin no longer looked at me with admiration, but a look of sympathy.

"Brother, you have confirmed my behavior of not marrying a wife or flirting with a sister! I have already decided that I will just spend my life in a brothel!" Merlin said to me.

"I'll curse you to die of syphilis sooner or later!" I expressed my incomparable condemnation and envy for his behavior of being able to spend all day in a brothel.

"I will take good measures!" Merlin said pretending not to care.

While the two of us were talking like this, several magical beasts with pointed horns appeared from the depths of the dense forest.

"Get ready, let's start the battle!" Matthew said, and then raised the shield in his hand.