My Wife Can't Be a Bba

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The poems are spelled by myself, I don't have the level of original poems.Don't worry, I've calculated the word count, and I won't cheat your money, and it won't affect your subscription except to show that the whole book has a higher word count.

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In fact, you should never expect too much from any vampire's integrity.

Now that I have this idea, of course I'm going to implement it myself.

I can't do anything with Tiamat's body, but Titi's mental body is very easy to play with.

So, today, I upgraded the two girls to young women at the same time, and let Titi, like Jin Gu, know when Ah Heiyan's expression is.

"Aaaaaa—"

Eyes turned white, Titi, who had already been carried to the bed by me, was flushed with a satisfied smile on her face.

"Very, very comfortable." Titi said in an extremely vague tone.

Ahh, this mention can still teach some common sense words of human beings, so it proves that I have nothing to do with mental retardation.

Well, I haven't done anything criminal yet.

"Really? That's good." I said with gentle words.

On the other side, Jin Gu, who was thrown aside by me, stared at me and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, why do you treat it differently? You are so gentle to Tiamat's mind and body, and you are just like that to me." rough!"

While talking, she showed me the bruises and wounds on her body that I made.

I couldn't help but smiled.

"Didn't you say that I can do whatever I want with this body? Why are you crying and begging for mercy now that I'm a little rough?" I looked at Jin Gu and said.

"This is the natural reaction of this body, um, this is the cause of Enkidu." Jin Gu rolled his eyes, and then tried every means to push the blame to the dead Enkidu.

But as I listened to her, a serious question came to my mind.

What should I tell Gilgamesh?

What, Jill, I fucked your best best friend's dead body?

It is estimated that if I say this, there is no way to save the seventh singularity. Even the last enemy of humans in Uruk is not Tiamat of a certain beast level, but a vampire who has reached the extreme level of a ghost animal.

While I was thinking this way, a huge gap suddenly appeared in one part of my room.

And from the gap, a little girl appeared.

"Lord Remi! Master Zi is coming soon! Ah!" The little girl Cheng was talking in awe at first, and then she looked at the state of me, Jin Gu, and Titi, and suddenly shouted in panic.

Seeing this situation, I quickly released countless barrages to block me and Jin Gu and the others.

Well, it's really indecent to walk around naked in front of an old lady like this.

......

Gently manipulating the magic power on my body, I covered Jingu and Titi with a quilt to prevent the two of them from leaving.And I used my magic power to create a standard Nazi military uniform for me.

After putting on the last boots, it took me three seconds to return to my original state of demeanor.

At this time, there was a sudden attack from the opposite side of the gap.

"Shiki "Fox Yokai Laser"! "

A certain nine-tailed demon fox who was extremely protective of cubs made an angry move.

Although Yakumolan's attack is very strong, it doesn't pose too much threat to me. With a light move of my arm, I resisted her attack.

"Remilia, you bastard, what did you show Cheng! Do you know how old she is? She's only a few hundred years old! You don't think about her growth when you show her this? "Yakumo Lan said loudly to me.

"Well, it's a few hundred years old, it's really a little small." I touched my nose and said.

"Ah, ah, Remi, you are really comfortable, I have been away for a long time, and you haven't prepared food for Yuyuko, she is probably going to eat your Scarlet Devil Mansion... ..Wait, where is Yuyuko?"

Yakumo Zi said to me with a smile at first, but just halfway through the words, she was stunned.

Looking around, he found that Yuyuko was not there.

"What did she do?" At this time, I also realized an extremely terrifying possibility.

"Maybe, you should go out quickly! Otherwise, your home will really be gone!" Zi Yakumo said to me quickly.

I nodded decisively, and then rushed out in one step.

As soon as I rushed out, I saw Yuyuko tightly grasping a goblin maid in her hand, then took her arm, and was about to stuff it into my mouth.

Beside, Yuyuko's court teacher Youmu is constantly blocking her.

Seeing that the maid was about to die from Yuyuko's mouth, I hurriedly shouted loudly to Yuyuko: "Stop, keep someone under your mouth! Yuyuko, the maid is for sex, not for eating!"

"Why don't you eat it?" Yakumo Zi complained from the side.

"Anyway, Youyouzi, put her down, and I'll fire you up now!" I said.

"Isolation pier!" Youyuko's expression was a little speechless.Then he said to me in dissatisfaction: "I don't want to eat Jidun, I want to eat meat!"

"Okay, I'll make you a barbecue now! One minute, you wait for me for a minute, and I'll make it for you right away." I nodded to express my understanding.

Then, I started to move towards the kitchen.