My Wife Can't Be a Bba

"Who the hell is that?" I muttered to myself, hitting a hatch.

As I thought about it, I stood up from my bed.After kissing Skaha lightly, I put on my pajamas and walked to the window.

Looking down from the window, Ire and Ishtar were fighting fiercely.

"Ishtar, in this Gensokyo, we don't have any blessings of divine power. It's the best time to compete for our own combat power. Come on, we have to decide a winner today." Alley stared at Ishtar said.

"Okay! I will lose to you!" Ishtar also said with a face of resignation.

Then, the two started ping pong fights again.

Watching the two of them fight like this, I pushed open the window and jumped down.

After I landed, I directly used the power of destiny in my body to prevent the two people's bodies from moving half a minute.

"Rael, what are you doing? Let me tell you, today I will be able to thoroughly teach this Ailey a lesson, so as to avenge my revenge." Struggling, Ishtar said.

"Hmph, it doesn't matter who wins or loses!" Ailei was also dissatisfied.

Looking at the performance of the two of them, I said helplessly: "I said you guys, can't you choose a quiet way to decide the outcome?"

"Then how to decide the outcome? Rael, you say, how should we decide the outcome!" Ishtar said to me.

And her statement was also recognized by Elle next to her.

Hearing the two of them say this, a faint smile appeared on the corner of my mouth.

With a finger out, I said the first thing in the competition.

"First of all, go and teach Cirno to count from one to ten," I said.

"From one to ten, no problem!" Ishtar patted his chest directly, and then ran out in a flash.At the back, Ai Lei also refused to admit defeat and ran with Ishtar.

It's just that after walking for a while, the two of them came back.

"Well, who is Cirno?" Ishtar asked me.

"It's just the blue-haired fairy by the lake of fog." I said with a smile.

With a gesture of understanding, Ishtar and Elle set off again.

......

They went very fast, but it was already noon when they came back.

"How is it? Have you taught me well?" I said with a smile while looking at the two dejected people in a deserted basement to escape the summer heat.

"No, no, that girl is too strong, neither of us can do anything. Rael, you should talk about another way to compete!" The two said.

I drank a cup of virgin blood with a smile, and I made a thoughtful expression and said, "Otherwise, the two of you will go to the Sunflower Field to see who has the most flowers? Whoever has more will win?"

"it is good!"

The two continued to be deceived by me.

after this--

"Rael, you almost killed us! No, change it."

.......

"Then, go and bring Kaguya out of the house!"

......

"No, we tried our best!"

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"Go and grab the food from Youyouzi's mouth!"

......

"That, Mr. Remi, hurry up, those two goddesses are about to be eaten by Lord Youyouko. Even a little gardener of mine can't stop them!"

......

In short, within this day, neither Ailey nor Ishtar had a winner.

The two of them were already tired and spread out on the ground.

"No, no, Rael, you better come up with an easier way to win for us!" Ishtar said to me panting.

At this time, the corners of my mouth were raised, and I said, "Then, you can try who can be a perfect and dashing maid like Sakuya."

"Maid?"

Hearing my words, both of them frowned, showing a hint of reluctance.But looking at each other, no one wants to show weakness first.

"What? Don't you want to?" I asked the two of them with a smile.

The two looked at each other, then looked at me with gritted teeth at the same time and said, "No, good afternoon, master, do you have any instructions?"

"Is that so, Ishtar, go get me some black tea; Alley, get me some coffee." I said to the two of them in a daze.

"Understood!"

The two looked at each other, then swayed their waists and walked outside.