You're Lazy, Dracula

"Well, the contract is established. If you break the contract later, I will kill you." While saying scary words, Karen waved at Kotomine Kirei, "Come here now, Dad, I will send you off." You go back. You still have work to do afterwards."

Kotomine Kirei obeyed and squatted down.

Kallen suddenly punched Kotomine Kirei hard in the face, making his eyes go black.

"Shit! Kotomine Kirei!"

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ps1: I made a mistake in the previous chapter. Kiritsugu’s gun is indeed not a Mauser but a Contender. The addition of this chapter is used as compensation, and I apologize;

ps2: Human memory is a wonderful thing, why do I always firmly believe that Kiritsugu's gun is a Mauser in my own mind?

82. Saber: Kiritsugu, shit!

Saber followed the silent Mordred all the way forward.

Mordred led her around from the high ground on the other side of the forest.On this small slope, it is just enough to clearly see the golden Holy Grail in the open space opposite.

On the slope, there was a row of figures standing next to each other, Saber looked and found that the girls belonging to Castlevania were all standing here.Whether it was the Roman emperor who ran over her with a car, Joan of Arc who had met once, Elizabeth, the dragon lady who impressed her with her singing voice, the beautiful girl with silver hair and twin ponytails, and a girl who didn't The green-haired kimono girl I've seen.

Although I knew it when we met at the port a few days ago, judging from the breath coming from these girls, except for the girl with silver hair and double ponytails who is not a heroic spirit, all of them are indeed heroic spirits.

This fact is actually quite beyond Saber's worldview.

But at the moment of the Holy Grail, Saber didn't have the heart to worry about so much, and pressed down the trivial things, Saber followed Mordred up.

Seeing Saber walking over in embarrassment, these girls didn't show any good looks to her.Only Joan nodded to her out of politeness.But in front of Mordred, none of these girls had a fit, and it seemed that Mordred was quite favored among them.

"Look, that's what you long for." Mordred said, moving away from his body, allowing Saber's sight to see the whole picture of the open space.

Saber stared blankly at the open space in the distance.The golden holy grail was suspended in the air, exuding a mysterious atmosphere, and looked high-end and elegant, all of which were just as she had imagined.The only thing that ruined the style of painting was that there was a hole in the golden cup, and black mud gushed out from the hole, covering the entire open space.

Above the clearing, there was also a pure white Pegasus floating in the air. A purple-haired servant and Matou Kariya sat on it, looking down at the black mud on the clearing.

Gilgamesh and Enkidu are also there.The two of them stood on a relatively high plateau in the open space. This place did not seem to be corroded by the black mud for the time being.

"That... what is it?" Saber asked blankly.

"According to what Mr. Dracula said, that is the evil of this world." Mordred said: "I don't understand what it is specifically, my brain is not very good."

She glanced at Saber, "Just like you."

"This thing is called the evil of this time, and it represents the evil thoughts of human beings." The kind lady saint looked at the confused King Arthur, and explained: "During the third Holy Grail War, due to the Einzbern family The Holy Grail, which was originally a collection of non-attribute magic power, has been polluted by the evil of this world. It will still fulfill people's wishes, but it will do so in the worst way. For example, your wish is to reverse time and space and save from destruction. It is estimated that the whole of England will be destroyed more completely by then."

After listening to these words in a daze, Saber knelt down on the ground, she tremblingly said: "Then what I did before was all for nothing?"

"Yes, your direction was wrong from the beginning." Mordred nodded and said: "And Mr. Dracula said that even if you really change the fate of England, it will be corrected by the suppression force. It is a turning point in history that affects human development, and Alaya will not allow it to change...unless you are as powerful as Mr. Dracula."

Saber looked at the golden cup that was still flowing out of black mud in the distance, and fell into unprecedented chaos.

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Kotomine Kirei stood up from the black mud.His clothes have been corroded by the evils of this world, so he is completely naked.

He clutched his cheek, the pain from Kallen's tiny fist still seemed to linger on his face.

Snapped!

A piece of silk covered his face.Gilgamesh's voice came from above: "Put it on quickly, Kirei, I don't want to see ugly naked men, let alone Enkidu."

Kotomine Kirei took off the thing covering his head, and he found that it was a silk robe.He looked at the black mud around him, then looked up, and saw Gilgamesh and Enkidu standing on the high ground.

Holding the robe, he barely covered his sensitive area, and stepped on the black mud to the high ground.

Perhaps it was because he had soaked in the black mud, the evils of this world had no effect on him at all, at best the sticky texture made him feel a little sick.

After he climbed to the high ground, he immediately put on the clothes Gilgamesh gave him at a very fast speed, and then stood behind Gilgamesh, watching the black torrent in front of him with the two of them.

"This thing is really disgusting." Gilgamesh looked at the black mud not far from her feet. The instinct of a follower made her feel physically disgusted.

"Najill, do you still want this treasure?" Enkidu joked with a smile.

"Of course not. Putting such a disgusting thing into the king's treasury, wouldn't it tarnish the king's treasure?" Gilgamesh replied naturally: "When the little girl of King Arthur comes over, the king will be right in front of her." Destroy what she wants with your own hands, hahaha."

Gilgamesh said happily.

"You are still as naughty as before, Jill." Enkidu said with a nostalgic tone.

"Of course, I made an agreement with you, and I won't change it." Gilgamesh replied, and suddenly asked Kotomine Kirei: "By the way, Kirei, it seems that the Saber guy's Master and You fell into this disgusting quagmire together?"

"Yes, he's called Emiya Kiritsugu, and he's a formidable enemy." Kotomine Kirei replied flatly.

"Hey, I'm still curious, what kind of person is the Master of Saber?" Gilgamesh looked at the black mud that eroded everything, and asked again: "Do you think he is still alive?"

"He must still be alive." Kotomine Kirei replied affirmatively: "As long as I'm still alive, it's impossible for him to die... He's not a man who would be killed by something like this."

"Huh? You have confidence in him. What's your relationship with him?" Gilgamesh said, "Speaking of which, this king has recently seen a popular saying among human beings, what is it called [love each other and kill each other] , you and him don't have such a relationship, do they?"

"No. At first I thought he was of the same type as me, so I had a question I wanted to ask him." Kotomine Kirei said, "But after fighting, I found that he and I were two completely opposite types. Man, I don't want to talk to him anymore now."

"Hmph, that's really interesting." Gilgamesh looked into the distance, "Oh, is that the guy?"

In the black mud, the naked Emiya Kiritsugu also stood up.

However, his first reaction when he stood up was to raise the back of his hand engraved with the command spell of Saber, and ordered:

"Saber, I command you with Command Seals to destroy the Holy Grail."

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