You're Lazy, Dracula
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[It's that innocent middle-aged vampire with acne. 】
"Oh, he," Dracula said. "How did he get in?"
[Didn't you kill all the big and small monsters in Castlevania before you fell asleep?When you are sleeping in this Castlevania, there is nothing to stop the invaders except for some organs. As long as you are careful, the vampire can of course touch it. 】
"Didn't I kill those monsters because they were too annoying?" Dracula scratched his face a little embarrassedly, "and not only did that god of death pour water into the Belmont clan's cub every time, but also kept I keep inciting those guys and want to turn against me. Although I'm not afraid of it, but every time I play with it, I'm very tired, so I don't bother to care about them, and just absorb it all. "
He thought about it for a while, and then asked in surprise: "Speaking of which, why didn't this guy named Ska take the book from the library instead of the one I used to hold the throne. My ass hurts."
[This guy seems to think that the magic book is not for you to use as a pedestal, but a treasure you secretly hid.The ecstatic look on his face when he pouted the book from under your throne is still quite funny to me. 】
said the system.
"Damn mental retardation." Dracula spat, scratched the back of his head, and asked, "Well, by the way, which book is the book I'm laying underneath?"
[It's the Necronomicon that you snatched from Zobek, the king of the undead, and you will use it as a seat after you have memorized it.Now the young master of the Fox family, Reid, is trying to use it to summon Zobek, making a big news and stopping him is your last mission in this world. 】
"Oh, that idiot." Dracula rolled his eyes and thought for a while, and said, "But how did that old and cunning fellow Zobek escape from me last time, I clearly destroyed his core. ."
[Zorbek knew that he could not escape before he was caught by you last time. He split his core and attached part of it to the most remote skeleton in hell.After being killed by you, he was reborn in hell.He's been in hiding ever since, until you start a war and pull Satan and God "to perish", and he starts to expand in hell.At present, his undead kingdom has become the second most powerful force in hell after the new generation of Satan. Once he is allowed to enter the world, the consequences will be disastrous. 】
"Oh, the three caves of the cunning rabbit." Dracula sneered, "But it's just three things, this time, I won't let him escape again."
"Ah, but I'll talk about this later. Now I need to padded my throne." He pouted again and started to fiddle with his throne.
"Well, Lord Dracula, can I come in?"
The voice of Wuzhi suddenly came from outside the door, and then the silver-haired girl stood at the door, and the door of the throne room actually opened on its own.This is the mechanism that Dracula designed for the purpose of coercion, but it suddenly started to operate at this time.
Then, Mistie saw Dracula's pouting ass.
"Lord Dracula...what are you doing?" Wuzhi asked a little troubled.
"Ah, my throne is a little crooked, I'll give it a cushion." Dracula didn't care when the girl saw the humiliating appearance, or he was too lazy to hide it. He got up, patted his clothes, and asked Said: "What's the matter with you?"
"Yeah." Wuzhi nodded, and suddenly knelt down on one knee.She lowered her head and pleaded with Dracula: "Mizuki wants to beg Lord Dracula to take him in. I don't want to go out again, I don't want to be taken back to Paris, and I don't want to be the bride of that kind of guy. Lord Dracula, Mist Zhi would like to be your maid."
Dracula looked at her and said feebly, "Get up first. I don't need a maid."
Wuzhi looked up and looked at him with rather pitiful eyes.
Dracula continued: "I really don't need a maid yet. Because of this kind of thing, I have to ask for your favor, right? If you can't let me accept you as a maid, I will accept you as a maid. I have to investigate first. But I didn't say that I wanted to drive you away. If you want to avoid being hunted here, you can hide here. But let me say something first, if you accidentally kill yourself and get caught, don't expect me to feel that way. to save you."
"Yes, thank you Lord Dracula." Wuzhi stood up happily.
"Is there anything else?" Dracula asked, seeing that she was standing still.
Wuzhi lowered his head in embarrassment and said:
"Excuse me, my lord, is there any food for vampires here? I'm hungry..."
Author's message:
Today's update.
Well, do you think Zhen Ritian is better with Zig, or with the protagonist...
Anyway, I don't want to attack saber.
12. Dracula is still lazy
Because Wuzhi is only a relatively advanced vampire, she still needs to suck blood, and she is far from being able to live by eating anything like Dracula, and she will not starve to death if she doesn't eat.The lazy king of blood had no choice but to go to the kitchen of Castlevania and find two bags of blood.
Seeing Wuzhi holding a blood bag in both hands and eating like a squirrel, Dracula scratched his head in trouble, he thought about it, and said, "It seems that you have to solve the problem of your blood drinking. Well, But the blood in the blood bank in the kitchen should last you more than a month."
He said indifferently: "Well, since it can last for a month, let's talk about it later. You know the location of the blood bank."
Wuzhi nodded.
"Okay, in the future, you can get it yourself when you are hungry." He said, "Drink it sparingly. The blood in the blood bank should be enough for you to drink for a month. I will think of a way after drinking it."
He turned around and walked towards the throne room, waved his hand and said, "Then you are free, I'll go back first."
"Sir, where are you going?" Wuzhi asked.
"Go back to sleep," Dracula replied feebly.
It has been a month unknowingly since Wuzhi settled in Castlevania.During this month, Dracula was still living a life of self-entertainment, and he hardly ever left his room.However, Mizuki still maintained the restraint of a nobleman, and went to say goodbye to Dracula every morning and night.
During this month, Wuzhi consciously took up the job of cleaning Castlevania, but Castlevania was so big that Wuzhi was exhausted and out of breath on the first day, and only cleaned two floors.However, Wuzhi is a smart child. She found a magic book for summoning undead from the library of Castlevania, began to learn the magic of summoning undead, and drove these undead to clean Castlevania.As a result, Wuzhi suddenly became the Necromancer of Castlevania.
After more than a month of getting along, Wuzhi discovered that the legendary blood king was surprisingly easy to get along with, and he hardly lost his temper.So after getting familiar with it, Wuzhi's three non-poisonous tongue attributes were inadvertently revealed.She also occasionally used poisonous tongues and complaints about Dracula's lazy performance, but because she still maintained a certain distance with Dracula, her poisonous tongue was far from being displayed.
Dracula also didn't care about these things. Besides being lazy every day, he was busy recreating the seal that God had placed on him.Because he knew that his "old friend" Mr. Zobek, the king of undead, was a cunning and cunning fellow.Before confirming that he is still in a sealed state, he will definitely not move his weakness out of the world, even if it can increase his strength by several notches.
So Dracula had to recreate this seal, because only if Mr. Zobek could perfectly perceive the existence of the seal would he reveal his weakness and allow Dracula to kill him completely.
Although it's not impossible to rush into hell, once hell is so big, Zobek can hide anywhere, and secondly, Dracula is suffering from severe lazy cancer, and he doesn't bother to go to hell himself to find trouble for Zobek.
On this night, Dracula was putting a seal on his coffin.
Wuzhi had just come to the throne room as usual, and said good night to herself.
The seal created by God at the cost of his life is no trivial matter, and with Zobek's degree of treacherousness, Dracula must ensure that the seal is exactly the same as the previous one.However, Dracula is stronger than God after all. With his unremitting efforts for more than a month, the progress of the seal is coming to an end.
Dracula's palm was facing his coffin, and holy words were murmured in his mouth, and a holy light was released from his palm, covering the entire coffin.Taking a closer look, you can see that the golden magic patterns are gradually forming a whole, which is a sign that the seal is coming to an end.
Suddenly, Dracula's palm paused.
[Host, a guest is here. 】
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