You're Lazy, Dracula

Mordred went happily, and it took only a minute for Dracula to get it back.Dracula took the chocolate, reached out and touched Mordred's head, then picked out more than half of the chocolate, and handed it to Mordred.

"Look." Dracula said to Joan of Arc while chewing chocolate.

"Isn't this just a dog..." Black Joan muttered softly.

But she didn't say anything in the end, took the tea that Qing Ji handed her, and sat down obediently on the sofa.

The hall fell silent.Just as everyone was doing their own things, or staring at the ceiling or someone in a daze, time gradually flowed, and finally, there was a slight shaking from the entire castle.

[Everyone, a new world has arrived. 】

The sound of the system rang through the minds of everyone in Castlevania.After Dracula left Xingyue World, he felt that since everyone had to follow him, he simply told everyone about the system, so a certain mystic scholar A could finally show himself in front of the people of Castlevania up.

"Ah, let's talk. System, although you have been with me for so many years." Dracula suddenly complained: "But in my memory, I don't seem to have ever gotten a vacation. Squeeze, what are you doing?" .”

【...It seems to be oh, but isn't that what other people's systems do? 】

The system replied.

"That's because the system is generally in a strong position." Dracula complained: "Please, I was stronger than you many years ago, and I completed every task without any complaints. Others' system After being weaker than the host, the mainstream has become a cute girl to warm the host's bed... I just ask for a small vacation, isn't it too much?"

【...That's true, but since we have already arrived in this world, we should finish this task first. 】

The system replied: [After this task is completed, I will give you a vacation, how about it? 】

"Okay, then it's settled."

After Dracula finished talking about the system, he took a sip of tea and continued to play the game.

【…】

The scene became silent again, and then Nero and Elizabeth also came down from upstairs.

"Mr. Dracula, I heard that the new world has arrived."

"Yes." Dracula replied, staring at the TV screen without looking back.

"I'm really looking forward to it. Will there be piglets who can become fans of me and Nero?"

Elizabeth and Nero walked to the sofa and sat down while thinking about the future.

After a while, Dracula put down the game controller, looked at the people in Castlevania who were all staring at him, and asked suspiciously: "What's the matter, are you all staring at me?"

"Mr. Dracula." Wu Zhi closed the book in his hand, and asked with some doubts: "It's a new world, don't you plan to open the door to see what the world looks like?"

"It's like that anyway." Dracula said while holding up his tea cup: "Sci-fi future, fantasy fairy tales, magical alien world, feudal ancient times, and modern cities, the so-called world looks like this, even opening the door to see I’ve experienced everything from tentacle monsters to rotten meatballs, so what’s the fuss about.”

"Actually, you just don't want to go." Wuzhi said with a sigh.

"Yes." Dracula admitted shamelessly.

So Ms. Wuzhi reached out and unplugged the connection cable of the game console.

"You should be active, and now you exude the smell of a grandfather. I want to monitor your activity level, otherwise one day, you will be hollowed out like rotten wood." Miss Wuzhi said The deputy housekeeper acted like a woman with one hand on her waist and the plug of the game console in the other, and said admonishingly: "Besides, if this world is very dangerous, if you rashly ask us to open the door, in case something goes out What should I do?"

"Hey, hey." Dracula stood up in a daze, and staggered towards the gate of the castle.Seeing this, the girls from Castlevania followed suit with great curiosity.

Because Castlevania will link the entrance of the castle with the new world by default after the first connection with the new world, so Wuzhi's worry is not unreasonable-if luck is too bad, the door will really be opened I saw Godzilla standing at the door.

Dracula walked slowly to the gate of the castle, then turned around and said to the girls behind him, "Then, I'm going to open it."

Seeing this, the girls in Castlevania quickly lined up and hid in a position where they could see the door without being attacked immediately.

"Oh, what's all the fuss about." Dracula said and pushed open the door, "I don't believe that someone will attack me right now—"

boom!

A stone the size of a human head roared towards him and hit him in the face.

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ps: The mobile phone arrived today, and it cost me [-] yuan, alas...

4. A story of bullshit begins with bullshit

"My Cao, who threw the stone! Do you have a sense of public morality?"

Dracula held the door frame and shouted angrily.After all, being slapped in the face after finishing a sentence would make anyone angry.

As he spoke, he walked out.The place facing the gate of Castlevania is a relatively flat mountaintop, and there is a cliff not far away.And on the hill opposite this hill, there is a huge palace, which looks like it is made of iron.

Although it was getting late now, and there were hundreds of kilometers away, with Dracula's eyesight, he could easily see the perpetrators—the two girls standing on the opposite hill.

One of the two girls was petite, wearing a purple kimono, and had flaxen hair; the other was taller, wearing a pink kimono of the same color as her hair.Looking at their clothes similar to Qing Ji, Dracula judged that this should be a region similar to Japan.

But these two girls have horns on their heads, so they don't look human either.

"Hey." Dracula touched his face that was hit by the stone, and shouted to the two non-human girls on the opposite hill: "Did you throw this stone?"

"What... what should I do? Hua Fan." Yibuki Cuixiang looked at her friend in a cold sweat, and asked in a panic: "It seems that I really hit someone... It doesn't look like a human being either. "

Ibaraki Huasen also replied in a cold sweat: "How do I know, I reminded you when you finished throwing stones, aren't you quite confident?"

She lowered her head and thought for a while, then said: "Although it made us feel wrong in terms of the process, you are one of the three great monsters who rule Dajiangshan... Don't be afraid, use your name to frighten him."

Yibuki Cuixiang thinks so too, she is the world-renowned Shuten-douji, although in terms of the process, she was wrong for throwing stones randomly, but firstly, the nature of ghosts prevents her from lying, and secondly, it is rare to be happy tonight She didn't want to cause trouble at the banquet.

So she put her hips on her hips and yelled to the handsome man opposite him, but he always looked bad-looking: "That's right, this stone was thrown by me, Master Shutendouji from Tamba Kingdom , feel honored! If you feel uncomfortable, you can come and challenge me—if you don’t accept you, hit me!!”

Everyone can imagine, if one day you are walking on the street, let's not use bricks as an example, if someone splashes water all over you for no reason, when you look at her, she is still on her hips, with a very attitude If he arrogantly said to you, "If you don't accept it, come and hit me?", would you rush to beat him up?