You're Lazy, Dracula

"No, I was dragged here by this child." Dracula ignored Ibuki Suika's expectation, and said honestly: "I'm also confused about the specific situation, you have to ask Xiao Mo."

"Oh." Yibuki Cuixiang was a little disappointed, and then looked in Xiao Mo's direction with doubtful eyes.

"Hey, Cuixiang, I heard that you guys are going out to do some [things that monsters should do] today?" Mordred looked at Cuixiang expectantly and asked.

"Yes." Yibuki Cuixiang said, "I'm going to lead these boys down the mountain to collect [fear] from humans."

"[Fear]?" Dracula asked suspiciously: "I see, you ghosts are not monsters produced by human [fear], and no one uses human [fear] to become stronger? Why? Do you want to collect them?"

"Because collecting [fear] can be said to be a popular trend among monsters." Ibaraki Huasen explained in a timely manner: "In the beginning, only those who were born from human [fear] collected human [fear] ], but later the monsters discovered that [Fear] could make them stronger quickly, and collecting human [Fear] gradually became the fashion of monsters.”

"Then why didn't you collect [Fear]?" Dracula asked back with his hands behind his back.

"Because when our ghost clan was still in hell, we had a very good relationship with the ghost sage." Ibaraki Huasen explained: "When the ghost clan was about to come to the ground, the ghost sage warned us, Let us collect [Fear], but we must not use it by ourselves. She also invented a prop that can preserve the [Fear] of humans, so that monsters can use [Fear] as currency.”

Hearing this, Dracula understood that collecting [Fear] is actually the same as making money for monsters.However, he still felt that there were a few words held in his heart, and he couldn't vomit, "I said, why can you hear the monster sage behind everything, why can the monster sage accurately span hundreds of hundreds of times in the current era every time?" In [-], you predicted the current events, and you said that the ghosts met the monster sage when they were in hell. Being able to make such an opinion and being recognized by the ghosts shows that she has grown up for many years, the monster sage How old are you?"

"Well, it is because of her contributions to the monsters that we monsters recognize her title of [Monster Sage]... As for how old she is, we don't know. When we ghosts met her, the distance It has been more than five hundred years now." Ibaraki Huasen replied.

"Well, forget it, it has nothing to do with me anyway." Dracula shrugged, patted Mordred on the head, and said, "Xiao Mo, if you have anything to say, just say it, we Hurry up and go back, I don't want to walk around anymore today."

"Hey, that, Sister Huashan, that means you are going to go down the mountain to scare people, right?" Mordred asked a little excitedly.

"Yeah, you can say that." Ibaraki Huasen said.

"Then, I have a proposal." Mordred turned to look at Dracula and asked, "Mr. Dracula, can you still make my motorcycle?"

When Dracula was in Xingyue World before, when Mordred dragged him out to go shopping, he bought a Harley motorcycle for her, and that motorcycle was later destroyed by Xiao Mo's cheating behavior.After that, Dracula saw that the girl seemed to really want it, so he simply bought another one and made her an exclusive treasure.

As for the issue of the treasure, anyway, those two restraints whose fundamental purpose is to survive can be shy in front of people stronger than them, so Dracula's behavior, they also [open one eye and close one eye] up.

"Well, yes, yes." Dracula's system has something like a store. Ordinary motorcycles are not expensive, and Dracula's points have long been inexhaustible, but he is still puzzled. He asked eagerly: "But what do you want to do? Xiao Mo, I remember you have a motorcycle treasure?"

"I think, teaching these ghosts is an efficient way to scare people, so that humans in this era know what it means to go berserk." Mordred replied, clenched his fists with blood on his face.

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ps: I took the postgraduate entrance examination today, and this chapter will be passed on regularly.Watch me go to the naked test.

18. Noisy Top-notch Rivers and Mountains

On a whim, Mordred wanted to form a runaway team of ghosts in Dajiangshan. For this reason, she dragged out her father who was supposed to be lazy in Castlevania, and asked him what he needed to form a runaway team. motorcycle.

Of course Dracula didn't agree right away, because even if Mordred was his good daughter, he couldn't let Mordred ask him to make motorcycles, so he would make motorcycles. He had to think about it first, make motorcycles, or Speaking of buying a motorcycle from the system and then transforming it into a body suitable for the ghost race, whether he needs to do it himself, or whether he can let the hard-working world do it all for him.

But in the end, he still didn't resist the request of the two ghost kings and his own goddaughter, and honestly agreed.

Although he agreed to Mordred's request and had a system on his body, it was impossible for Dracula to immediately produce a motorcycle that met the body requirements of these ghosts.

You must know that motorcycles are a means of transportation made by humans, but there are a large group of ghosts standing in this square, each tall and strong, except for Suika Ibuki, Hana Ibaraki, and Dracula who has never been masked. Except for the two ghost kings, the other ghost races don't have the weight and stature of humans.

Dracula is not a person who reneges on his promise and gets fat. After agreeing to Mordred and the two ghost kings, he immediately asked the three leading guys to measure the body of the ghosts who wanted to join the runaway team.

Seeing these three guys go happily to measure for the ghosts, Dracula lazily sat down on the rock that Suika Ibuki was standing on.

The measurement work went very smoothly, and the ghosts, who were born with a crazy personality, were very cooperative when they heard such a fun thing.However, Dracula still underestimated how stupid the silly daughter in his family was. When she measured her figure, she didn't know how to exclude some ghosts who were impossible to ride on a motorcycle.

"Look, for example, this reggae, what's the matter with the height of [-] meters?" Dracula taught Mordred, who stood with his head down, and scratched it out on the paper with a pen. A name, "There is no motorcycle in this world that can be ridden by a person who is four meters tall... Remember in the future, those mistakes that can be seen at a glance, you have to consciously correct them, understand?"

"Oh, I see." Mordred honestly admitted his mistake.

After crossing out the unreliable parts of the data measured by these three guys, Dracula submitted these data to the system, allowing it to filter out materials, drawings, and manufacturing methods, and package and settle the purchase together.

The efficiency of the system is as high as ever. It only took less than two seconds to calculate everything, and then made an exclusive gift bag for [Ghost Motorbike] and sold it to Dracula.After buying the raw materials of the motorcycle from the system, Dracula (Let the World) start to assemble exclusive motorcycles for the ghosts according to their figures.

The splicing process went smoothly. In the hands of a stand-in with such precision, speed, and strength in the world, motorcycles appear at a speed of almost one per minute.The stand-in who worked hard was working honestly, but the stand-in messenger Dracula was taking a nap beside him. Just when Dracula was about to fall asleep, Mordred's cheers and the surprised cries of the two ghost kings came. Dracula knew—the last motorcycle was over.

Forty motorcycles of different sizes parked in this open space amazed all the ghost race.The ghosts who were selected into the runaway team quickly found their own one from these motorcycles. The size of these motorcycles is based on their body size. They only need to compare their bodies with each other to find their own. Know which car is yours.

Dracula also bought a rather black-tech gas station that can automatically produce gasoline, and threw it in the open space behind Dajiang Mountain.Mordred happily took the ghosts to refuel, and immediately started a motorcycle tutorial for these ghosts in the open space on Dajiang Mountain.

The learning speed of the ghost race is also quite fast.Dracula was driven out of Castlevania by Wu Zhi at nine o'clock in the morning, and was awakened by Qing Ji at about ten o'clock in the morning.After that, he was dragged out by Qing Ji for about two hours, and returned to Castlevania at twelve noon.

After lunch, Dracula was dragged here by Mordred. It took him (the world) about an hour to splice the motorcycle, and then at about three o'clock, Mordred started These ghosts were trained until six o'clock in the afternoon when Dracula called the child back to eat, and the ghosts probably learned it all.

Now in front of Dracula, there is a group of grotesque and ferocious guys, howling ghosts and wolves on motorcycles in the billowing smoke-and the girl who screams the loudest among them is Dracula's good daughter, which makes Dracula Gula's egg hurts unceasingly.

But let alone, in this era, such a scene at night is definitely much scarier than the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts.Think about it, a group of ghosts with green faces and fangs, shouting and shouting, while riding iron monsters that can make strange roars (engine roars), and chasing you at an extremely fast speed, it is no worse than those gangsters and gangs. The monsters who dare to take to the streets are much stronger.

Mordred, who was their instructor, was quite satisfied with the learning progress of the ghosts. After returning to Castlevania for dinner, Mordred immediately left Dracula, who was lying on the sofa and didn't want to move, and ran to Dajiang On the mountain, we are going to take the ghosts to carry out a unique [Hundred Ghosts Night Walk] in this era.

The leaders of the Ghost Clan, Ibuki Suika and Ibaraki Hanagi, were also arrogant, and they directly agreed with Mordred's idea without the general Dracula's opinion, and gave a group of wild drivers who had been driving all afternoon to Gather together and form a bosozoku.

In this era of Japan, the ghost race is such a race that hangs and flies, and they just do it if they refuse to accept it, and they are not afraid at all.

Mordred was overjoyed, and gave the bosozoku led by him a name, "Noisy and Superior Dajiangshan".

She also took a pen and wrote the bosozoku's name on a flag.

How should I put it, when Dracula, who was worried about this girl messing around, looked at the situation with magic, he was both relieved and annoyed when he saw this scene.

What is gratifying is that this child can actually write Chinese characters other than his own name, which is better than Joan of Arc and Joan of Arc; but what is annoyed is that the only four characters this child has learned besides his name are [ Noisy and superior].

Yes, Mordred can only write these four characters, and the following three characters "大江山" were written by Ibaraki Hanagi for her.

This made Dracula, Wuzhi, Nero and others who saw this scene feel very complicated.

But Mordred obviously didn't know that her [parents] were looking at her and felt very entangled. After she wrote the banner, she was going to take the ghosts down the mountain to work.

As for how to move the motorcycles, the weight of these motorcycles is really nothing to their owners.Leading the ghosts down the mountain with motorcycles on their shoulders, Mordred directly manifested his own Harley motorcycle that had become a treasure, and got up.