You're Lazy, Dracula

"Intuition!" Joan of Arc and Black Joan of Arc said in unison: "Intuition (revelation from the Lord) tells me that it is better to capture Mount Anma first."

After finishing speaking, the two began to look at each other again.

"Don't be stupid, your lord is already dead." Joan of Arc sneered.

"Nonsense, the Lord still lives in my heart." Joan of Arc responded angrily.

"It's because they are more useful than the monsters in Heian-kyo." Ignoring Joan of Arc and Joan of Arc who won the Hundred Years' War by intuition, Nero showed the sight of the Roman emperor at this time. She pointed to Mount Kurama and slowly Said: "You see, Anma Mountain is easy to defend and difficult to attack because of its terrain, but the strength of the Tengus is actually the weakest of the three major forces. As long as we can find the right strategy, it will definitely be easier to capture Anma Mountain than Heianjing ...Moreover, the tengu and kappa from Mount Anma can still be used by us at that time, compared to the kappa's technological capabilities and the speed of the tengu, with all due respect, the monsters in Heian-kyo are completely mob."

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ps: These two chapters are also released regularly, I should be on the bus going home now...

28. Raiders of Anma Mountain

"Miss Nero is right, but how do we capture Mount Kurama?" Ibaraki Hua fanned his pink hair and asked, "Mount Kurama has been standing in the Japanese demon world for more than two hundred years. They have not launched an attack on Mount Anma, but they have all returned in vain. The footsteps of the ghost clan and the Heianjing monster clan have never even set foot on the border of Mount Anma. What kind of method should be used to eat such a tough bone? "

"So the most important issue right now is how to capture Anma Mountain." Nero pressed his hands on the sand table, looked at the terrain of Anma Mountain, and asked, "I don't know the specific situation of Anma Mountain. Miss Huashan, how do you deal with them?" Do you know the strength of Anma Mountain?"

"Well, I know a little bit." Ibaraki Huashan replied: "First of all, there are three big monsters in Kurama Mountain, namely the leader Tenma, the big tengu spirit Kui Rin, and the leader of the Kappa tribe, Kawashiro Katori. Among these three people , the fighting power is dominated by the demon, followed by the big tengu spirit Kui Rin. These two people are not the opponents of me and Cuixiang alone, but they work closely together. Together, they can draw me and Cuixiang. As for the Kappa clan The leader Kawashiro Katori, her strength is suitable for manufacturing, and her frontal combat ability is only at the lowest level among the big monsters, but if she is in the water, neither Suika nor I can do anything about her."

"Further down, there are Shemei Marufumi, the strongest and leader of the Youkaishan Tengu Clan Yatengu, and Inuzouzhi, the strongest and leader of the White Wolf Tengu Clan. Although these two are not big youkai, their fighting power is that of youkai. In some cases, they are even more difficult to deal with than big monsters."

"Finally, there is the coalition army formed by the Tengu and Kappa tribes. There are [-] people in total, of which there are ten Thunder Tengus, twenty Great Tengus, fifty Yatengus, and the most White Wolf Tengus, three hundred. The rest is the Anma Shanshui Army formed by the kappa tribe, with [-] people."

"So little?" Nero, Joan of Arc and Joan of Arc asked in unison.

"Is this very small?" Ibaraki Huashan asked puzzledly: "The population of monsters is much smaller than that of humans. Although the army of Mount Anma is smaller than the number of monsters in Heianjing, it is already the second largest army among monsters." There are a lot of forces, and these troops are all fighters selected from monsters. Besides, the combat power among them cannot be measured by numbers. The strongest army in Anma Mountain should be [-] people. Tengu and Thunder Tengu mixed troops."

"May I ask, Huashan." Nero interrupted Ibaraki Huashan, and asked, "How many people are there in our Dajiangshan?"

"Our ghost clan is the race with the strongest fighting ability alone." Ibaraki Huashan replied: "So all the ghost clan on Dajiang Mountain are our troops, about... two hundred people."

"Two hundred people..." Nero was speechless. She thought that the fifty or so ghosts running around behind Mordred were just random people from Ibaraki Hana to please the general's daughter. It is a quarter of Dajiangshan's combat power, and the honesty of the ghost clan is really not just talk.

"Great." Joan of Arc and Joan of Arc patted their chests with movements that seemed to be carved out of the same mold, and let out a sigh of relief, "This time I can finally figure out how many troops I have on my side, so don't be embarrassed anymore. Jill and the others..."

Then, the two girls who made small gestures looked at each other very guiltyly, and turned their heads away with blushing faces.

"So how did you win against England back then..." Nero complained again.

"Don't worry about the details." Joan of Arc blushed and changed the subject, "Let's talk about business, let's talk about business."

"Okay." Nero continued to ask: "Miss Huashan, how does the fighting power of the ghost clan compare with other monsters?"

"To deal with ordinary monsters, the ghost clan can probably do a pair of ten, or even twenty." Ibaraki Huasen replied: "If it is against the elite monsters of the same level, the ghost clan can probably deal with five monsters. , but the tengu has the advantage of flying and speed, it can be contained, but it is very difficult to kill."

"Well, it's really difficult to deal with." Joan of Arc pondered: "What's the terrain of Mount Anma?"

"Look." Ibaraki Huasen, Nero, Joan of Arc, and Joan of Arc surrounded her, and Ibuki Suika, whom they automatically regarded as a cute creature, also followed her head forward—this girl will go wherever there is excitement. Where to get the type.

Ibaraki Hanaou stretched out his hand and pointed at the sand table, which was made by the ingenious artist Nero Claudius himself, according to the map of Japan, and it was lifelike.Ibaraki Huasen pointed to Mount Anma and said: "Mount Anma has six peaks of different heights. The shortest one has a water pool on the top of the mountain. There is a passage in the water pool, which can directly lead to the lake at the foot of the mountain. The site of the kappa clan. The second one is the gathering place of the white wolf tengu clan. The first two have a special ladder that can lead to the highest mountain, because neither of these two clans has the ability to fly. As for the others The four peaks, in order from low to high, are the gathering places of Yatengu, Daitengu, and Leitengu, as well as the residence of Tianmo and the leadership center of the entire Anma Mountain."

"Well, the terrain is really difficult." Nero pointed and said, "Ghosts don't have the ability to fly..."

"That is to say, if we want to conquer Mount Kurama, we can only conquer the peaks of White Wolf Tengu or Kappa first." Jeanne pinched her chin and thought.

"No, there is only one choice." Black Joan objected, "The peak of the kappa tribe is a pool, and the foot of the mountain is also a lake. The waterway between the two winds down from the mountain, that is to say, If you want to attack the kappa mountain, the ghosts have to deal with the Kappa navy in the water on the narrow bank. Directly attack the peak of the White Wolf Tengu Clan."

"However, Miss Huashan and the foxes in Heianjing may not have thought of such an idea. Why can't they even take a single step to conquer Mount Anma?" Nero asked back.

"Because the leaders of the Tengu clan, Tenma and Lingjiu Yirin, are not fools." Ibaraki Huashan said: "The peaks and roads of the White Wolf Tengu are intentionally narrow, and the purpose is to prevent the ghost clan and Heianjing monsters from displaying their abilities. advantage. No matter how many youkai there are in Heianjing, only a certain number of youkai can pass through this mountain road. A gang of mobs are no match for the well-trained white wolf tengu. As for the ghost clan, at that time the white wolf tengu If we can't support it, the air force composed of Yatengu, Leitiangu and Daitengu will harass us from the sky, and if Cuixiang and I, or that fox wants to crush with the strength of a big monster, then Tianma and Ling Jiu Yilin will try to restrain him, and if he can't attack for a long time, he can only retreat."

"It's so good to defend." Nero said: "But in this way, the offensive ability of the Tengu tribe will not be enough."

"Yes, once out of Mount Kurama, the Tengu Clan will no longer be the opponents of the Oni Clan and Heian-kyo." Ibaraki Huashan said: "The Tenma and Lingjiu Yirin also understand this very well, so their left-behind troops have never left. More than five hundred people."

"What if I, Joan of Arc, Black Joan of Arc, and Xiao Mo are directly crushed by big monsters?" Nero murmured, "...It feels like I can kill them directly, but I don't care about Joan of Arc, If the rest of us use the Noble Phantasm, it will inevitably cause too many casualties, so the meaning of taking down Mount Anma is not great, it is better to go directly to Heianjing... But we don't understand the power of Heianjing."

"I said you guys, are you overcomplicating things?" A lazy voice suddenly came from afar.Dracula was still lying on the sofa and pressing the TV boringly, but his voice came over.

Joan of Arc and Joan of Arc Nero looked at each other, carried the sand table, and returned to Dracula's sofa, and then the five of them looked at Dracula with expectant eyes.Joan asked, "Does Mr. Dracula have any advice?"

"You guys wait first." Dracula said, reaching out to greet Elizabeth who had just finished her work, wagging her tail and was about to go back to the room, "Eliza, come here."

Elizabeth came over, sat on the armrest of Dracula's sofa, and asked, "What's the matter, little piggy."

"I want to ask." Dracula looked at Elizabeth and asked, "How have you and Nero's songs been practicing recently?"

"Oh, little piggy, do you want to hear someone sing?" Elizabeth leaned forward expectantly, "It's really useless to just say it... why don't you just play a song!"

Dracula covered Elizabeth's mouth, who was close at hand, and stopped her movement, "No, don't sing now, Wuzhi will beat us... That's it, I prepared a song for you and Nero Are you interested in the concert?"

29. The war finally begins

The battle plan was proposed by Dracula, and after being discussed by Nero, Joan of Arc, Black Joan of Arc and Hua Shan, it was approved with five votes in favor and one vote against.The veto vote was cast by the kind-hearted Saintess, because she felt that Dracula's plan was too cruel for the monsters in Mount Anma.Among the five votes in favor, Dracula, who proposed the plan, and Suika Ibuki, who is acting cute on the other side, must also be counted.

After Ibaraki Huashan returned to Dajiangshan, he immediately mobilized the ghosts of Dajiangshan and made preparations to fight against the Anmashan monsters.This preparation is not to get the ghosts ready to fight. After all, these monsters who are burning with fighting hormones anytime and anywhere don’t need this kind of thing at all. The ghosts are the kind that even if you let them go to the toilet Immediately go to fight, they are also fighting monsters who can rush forward as soon as their pants are lifted.

What Ibaraki Huasen really wanted the Onizu to prepare was props for the next battle against Kuramayama, a huge stage, and some earplugs.These things are not a problem for the craftsmen of the Ghost Clan. After all, the steel-cast palaces on the Dajiang Mountain are also made by the Ghost Clan themselves. They are just very puzzled. What does Lord Ibaraki want them to do with these things? Do you still need to wear earplugs when fighting?

Ibaraki Huasen didn't answer their questions directly, but just asked them to follow suit.Even though they were puzzled, these craftsmen did not want to disobey the order of Master Ibaraki, the only conscience of Dajiangshan, so soon, the props needed for the battle with Anmashan were all ready.

After making preparations for the battle, Ibaraki Huashan immediately wrote a letter, in which he tried his best to be provocative, saying that in front of Oe-san, Anma-san Tengu was just a silky chicken who happened to be able to go to the sky, and then said that Oe-san was going to Flatten Mount Kurama and let the Tengu tribe bow their heads.After writing this gauntlet, she asked a ghost to give it to the demon and the big tengu on Mount Anma.

Regardless of the feelings of the high-level officials of Mount Anma after reading this gauntlet, Ibaraki Hanaou has already selected a good day before the battle, and invited Dracula to give a speech as the new general of Oeyama.

Of course Dracula refused, but the other girls in Castlevania agreed that as the leader of everyone, Dracula should give a speech to boost morale.