You're Lazy, Dracula

ps1: Ahem, I've been busy these two days since I got home, and I don't dare to type in front of my dad.If he found out that I was writing a novel during the postgraduate entrance examination, a beating would definitely be unavoidable, so these days I have been stealing code words while he is sleeping or going out.You see, at least I haven't pigeon-toed you?

ps2: I will definitely add more meaning on Chinese New Year's Day.

43. Don’t touch anything that says [Do not touch]

After reaching a cooperation agreement with Dracula, Abe Seimei quickly left. After all, he is still a human being, always staying in the lair of a super monster. It also feels weird.When Abe Seimei left, the little loli named Kagura seemed a little bit reluctant to part with Dracula's soft sofa, but she finally followed him by the hem of Mr. Abe Seimei's clothes.

"Mr. Dracula, what are we going to do next?" After seeing the guy in the way leave, Qing Ji approached Dracula quietly again, trying to get closer to Dracula while looking for topics.

Dracula put the latter by the collar and put it on the sofa beside him, and replied: "The next step is to wait for a certain monster sage. That lady is a smart guy, she saw that Abe Seimei came to the devil After the city, I must understand that the time has come for me to need her... By the way, this obviously has nothing to do with me, and it's not because you want me to be the general of the great rivers and mountains, so I came to do it..."

"Hey, exercising more will be good for Mr. Dracula." Qing Ji smiled a little embarrassedly: "I always spend my life at home like this, why don't you find some sideshows for this long time, you Say yes, Lord Dracula."

"What kind of sideshow? Back then, I had enough of fighting with God Satan." Dracula began to instruct his double to install the game console, "I'm sorry, but now I'm in a period of burnout, and I have no interest in these things... ...But since I have agreed to Cuixiang and Huafan, I am also ashamed to bring Beng Dajiangshan, let me use my lips while fishing, and help them gain the hegemony of monsters..."

While Dracula was talking, he picked up the game console in his hand and started playing. Qing Ji didn't leave, she just sat beside Dracula, staring straight at Dracula's face.

Dracula is also used to this girl who behaves quite delicately, so he played the game indifferently under Qing Ji's eyes, while waiting for the arrival of a certain monster sage.

As a result, after lunch, Yokai Sage did not come either.

"Shouldn't it?" Dracula sat on the sofa, scratching his cheek with some doubts, "The monster sage wouldn't dove me on this kind of thing, would he?"

"Could it be that something delayed me on the road?" Wu Zhi, who was passing by with a magic book, happened to hear Dracula's words, so he casually expressed his guess.

"Oh, I know I know." Mordred, who was sitting next to Dracula with a bag of snacks, suddenly shouted loudly: "The monster sage must have been playing on the road, just like I did three days ago , led the younger brothers through the forest, and saw a little bird, so I chased it on a motorcycle, but I came back late last night, and it was Mr. Dracula who opened the door for me."

"You thought everyone was just playing around like you." Degula slapped the silly boy on the back of the head, "Also, Xiao Mo, you've exposed yourself."

Degu stretched his finger and pointed to the back, and Mordred looked in the direction of his finger, and found that Miss Wuzhi had closed the magic book in her hand, and looked at the bear child Mordred with cold eyes.

"Xiao Mo." Wu Zhi said: "I remember you told me three days ago that you went to Dajiang Mountain for dinner at night? It's not good to lie."

"Hey!" The little bear shivered all over, and then looked at his father with pitiful eyes.

"I can't help it." Dracula shrugged his shoulders at his cheap daughter, "I lied to Wuzhi for you back then, you said it yourself, accept the punishment obediently, go early Take it easy."

Mordred carefully placed the snack bag in his hand on the coffee table, then stood up.

Seeing this, Joan of Arc, who was also sitting on the sofa on the other side, brought Xiao Mo's snacks over, "Go quickly, go quickly, my sister will help you keep your snacks for a while, use my stomach .”

"You...!" Mordred was about to explode, but Wuzhi suddenly coughed.

Mordred had no choice but to move to Wuzhi's side step by step, with an aura of despair all over his body.

The latter glared at Dracula with dissatisfied eyes, "Master Dracula, although you have not lied to us so far, it is not right to help this child lie, too much spoiling is not good for little Mo it is good."

"Okay, okay, I see. I was wrong, okay?" Dracula said perfunctorily while playing the game.

Wuzhi sighed helplessly, then took Mordred's hand upstairs to teach him a lesson.

At this time, the gate of Castlevania was suddenly pushed open forcefully, and Suika Ibuki, who was given authority by Dracula, stood at the door and shouted with great vigor: "Everyone, I'm here to play!"

"Cuixiang." Dracula pressed the pause button, looked back lazily, but found that the other person seemed to be holding a person in his hand. This person's blond hair flowed down, following Ibuki Suika's Moving and shaking from side to side, Dracula had a bad feeling in his heart, "I said Cuixiang, what are you holding in your hand... no, who is it in your hand?"

"Oh, this one, it's Zi." Ibuki Suika raised the person in her hands with both hands, and what appeared in front of Dracula was the unconscious monster sage lady.

Yibuki Cuixiang kept such a posture and said with a smile: "When I came here, I saw her lying on the edge of the city wall, so I brought her in, is it okay?"

"No problem, you can put her down first." Dracula covered his face with his hands and said, "I think I know the problem."

"What's the problem?" Joan of Arc, who had almost chewed the snacks that Mordred left on the coffee table, asked with the snacks in her mouth.

"The castle of Castlevania is in an independent plane." Dracula kept covering his face and continued: "In order to deal with my enemies, with the help of the [system], I There are also many defensive formations on the entire plane, mainly of the space type, such as the trigger type and the space enchantment that is maintained all year round, and the ones that will continuously create cracks in the space. There are so many types that I don’t know I remember it clearly. Besides, I am too lazy to explain it afterwards..."

"Oh, I see." Black Joan continued to think about what Dracula said, "Seeing the way this hypocritical woman appeared on the stage that day, it seems that she likes this kind of lurking in the space without a trace. The feeling of going without a trace, so I ran into something you set up, Mr. Dracula..."

In fact, Joan of Arc has not yet said the crux of the problem. Zi Yakumo is a cautious and wise man, so she did not choose the one-step movement method, but first moved outside the Castlevania.So when she used the gap to try to enter Castlevania, she had actually discovered the dense defenses of the Castlevania plane.

But the problem is also here, Yakumo Zi is cautious because of her superior intelligence, and also arrogant because of her superior intelligence.Her competitive spirit was aroused when she saw the enchantment that Dracula had set up outside the Castlevania that she had never seen or heard before.

Firstly, because of her petty ambition, and secondly, to improve her own evaluation and chips in front of Dracula, Ms. Yakumozi extended her hand to the defense of Castlevania.

She was lucky, she touched an innocuous part, only to be ejected from the space by the shock force, and then fell into a coma.

"Yes." After listening to Dracula's analysis, Joan of Arc, who already had a bad impression of Yakumo Zi, immediately pointed at Yakumo Zi lying on the opposite sofa and laughed, "I tell you to pretend."

"Okay, Xiao Hei, you go up first." De Gu stretched his hand and said, "If you and her fight in a while, I won't be able to end it."

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ps: Originally, I was still hesitating whether to let the protagonist hit home plate or something, but today I saw some readers say that the protagonist I wrote is O incompetent?I can't bear it, it seems that I have to conceive of that.

44. Artifact

After lying down for a while, Yakumo Zi finally woke up.

Hearing the groans from the monster sage and feeling the movements of the people around her, Ibuki Suika put down her gourd, stretched her head over and asked, "Zi, are you awake?"

"Hmm..." Yakumo Zi covered her head, got up from the sofa, rubbed her temples and replied, "It's Cuixiang, um, where am I?"

"At my house." Dracula's voice drifted over, which surprised Zi Yakumo.

"Didn't you always try to use your ability to get in?"

Yakumo Zi was fully awake. She looked at Dracula who turned her head in embarrassment, not knowing how to answer.

Fortunately, Dracula didn't seem interested in molesting the monster sage. He turned his head and continued to stare at the TV screen and said, "Let's learn from it. Remember in the future, there are still many people in this world." Things beyond your ability, don't touch things you don't understand just for a little pride... Your behavior just now is just like an ordinary human touching a switch."