You're Lazy, Dracula

Two minutes later, there was a burst of engine roar that Mordred felt very familiar from the projection.This weird sound also made the little fox in the projection vigilant and began to look around.

However, it did not expect that there are a group of old drivers in this world who are not limited by the road conditions.

In the picture, Sheng Bailian, wearing a black veiled hat and a black monk robe, is riding a motorcycle, screaming strangely, falling from the sky, and the rapidly spinning wheels knocked out the unresponsive fox in feathers.

"This scene seems familiar..." Mordred said with a strange look on his face.

"Oh?" Sensing that she seemed to be crushed by something, Sheng Bailian also stopped the motorcycle.

She got off the motorcycle, and then saw the dying feather fox lying in a pool of blood not far away.

"Too bad, I bumped into such a cute little guy." Sheng Bailian ran over in a panic, clasped her hands together and said, "By the way, is this a fox or a dog? What a sin..."

Yuyihu saw the Buddhist beads on the monk's chest, and thought that the Buddhism in the past seemed to advocate compassion, so he looked at the holy white lotus with longing eyes.

Sheng Bailian was sweating coldly from this innocent look. She looked at the injury of the little thing in front of her, and then thought about her cultivation of Buddhist spells. "I'm sorry, little thing, I didn't intend to kill you, but your injury is really beyond my ability..."

"However..." Sheng Bailian continued: "Buddhism is based on compassion. In order to prevent you from enduring the sufferings of the world, let this little monk help you!"

"Don't worry, I won't make you feel pain." Ms. Sheng Bailian, who has dyed her hair, permed her head, and knows how to race cars, but is a good nun, raised the knife in her hand, and then dropped it heavily, "Amitabha!!"

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ps: I played Qianlian Wanhua recently, may I ask the coach, is it illegal to use a knife?

55. Seems to be the rhythm of benefits

"It's so pitiful." Nero sighed without sincerity when he saw the feathered fox separated from the head by the saber of the Holy White Lotus on the projection: "It's a pity that this body has such a good fur, it can't be used now."

On the other side, Joan had closed her eyes, put her palms together and began to pray.

"Okay, now the problem is solved." Dracula pushed his hand away from the crowd, looked at the two ghost kings and the two tengu leaders, pointed at himself with his thumb and said, "This time, I am your general. Lord of monsters in the world."

Yibuki Cuika began to applaud and cheered: "Yeah! Congratulations, Mr. Dracula, ah, congratulations to me too."

Ibaraki Huashan was very moved and covered his face with his hands, and said in a low voice: "Great, it finally succeeded. Now when Yongyi and the others come back, I will throw the burden to them. I am not a ghost!!"

Tianmo and Lingjiu Yilin looked at each other silently, and said in a low voice, "I always feel that this [Lord of Monsters in the World] came so well that it doesn't feel real."

"Now, you can start your next plan, dear lady monster sage." Dracula continued.

Yakumo Zi, who slowly walked in from the gate of the Devil City, knocked on a folding fan, and stood behind the sofa where Dracula was sitting with her Nine-Tailed Fox Shikigami, and said, "Master Dracula, It's not that easy to become the [Lord of Monsters in the World], is it?"

She narrowed her eyes and looked at Dracula, and said: "The god master of Atsuta Shrine is beyond our calculation range now. After he touched Amacongyun Sword, he has gradually moved closer to Yamata no Orochi. In time, I'm afraid it will be another Yamata snake. Qi Orochi..."

"I know what you're thinking, Ms. Yakumo Zi." Dracula lazily picked his stomach, and fell back on the back of the sofa, "I advise you not to do this, because you are destined to will fail."

"Does the Chief General know what I'm thinking about?" Yakumo Zi covered her mouth with a folding fan.

"It's nothing more than thinking about whether you can use Yamata no Orochi to bring any benefits to the monster family. After all, you are a monster sage." Dracula waved his palm weakly, "I advise you not to think about it again, from the age of the gods. The guy who came down may be the same to me, but it is different to you. Firstly, there were no monsters in the age when Yamata no Orochi lived, and it is hard to say whether it should be regarded as a monster race; It is also not feasible to arouse human beings' fear of monsters. The decline of monsters is doomed. If you want to forcibly violate the rules set by the planet, you must have the power to fight against the planet. You want to play with Yamata no Orochi, but you will be restrained Guys like power agents, such as dragon gods or something. Miss Sage, if you don’t follow the trend of history, you will have no future.”

"...But the Yamata no Orochi standing in front of you is also a threat to you." Yakumo Zi reminded, "There is no need for aliens who do not obey your orders in the sight of [Lord of Monsters in the World]."

"Don't provoke me, there are too many people who don't obey my orders, I can't even tell Xiao Mo to be naughty. Besides, this is my mission to come here." Dracula scratched his head and complained: " Ah, I'm so tired of talking to you, can you stop calculating so much, let me talk if you have something to say. You go back and concentrate on your plan, and I'll deal with Yamata no Orochi, will it hit you or not?"

"...I can watch from the sidelines, but I have to see the result." Yakumo Zi said: "Who is [the master of monsters in the world], this will have a great impact on my follow-up plan."

"It's up to you, you're good at peeping anyway." Dracula scratched his nose fearlessly, and replied: "It won't be long anyway, the result will be known, and I will throw the permission to You guys, be a paddling shopkeeper..."

"Then Yakumozi will wait and see." Yakumozi turned around directly, said goodbye and left, "I wish you good luck, Mr. Dracula. Lan, we are going back."

"Ah. Zi, don't you want to play for a while?" Ibuki Cuika called, "Are you going back now?"

"No need for Cuixiang. Since I have decided to open the skylight and speak brightly, there is no need to say anything else." Yakumozi had already walked outside the door, and her voice came through the crack of the door, "Wait until the next time you are free." , I’ll come find you for a drink again.”

"Ah, I'm gone." Ibuki Suika murmured while looking at the back of the monster sage.

"What a rude guy." Lingjiu Yilin frowned and sighed: "Even if you are a monster sage, such behavior is too proud..."

"Don't mind, they are also for your own good." Dracula said: "Although it seems very cold now, it is estimated that there is a plan that exceeds expectations and is anxious. By the way, Yilin, Tianmo, Huafan, you all keep the fan today. Come down and have a meal, just celebrate in advance."

The four super monsters were kept by Dracula, and they stayed in Castlevania for dinner. Because Ms. Wuzhi, the housekeeper and chef of Castlevania, was ill today, she could not attend the dinner. Chef Kiyohime and Elizabeth who volunteered to prepare it.

Dracula also had to sit in the kitchen and watch them both, preventing them from getting into a fight in the kitchen and ruining the Castlevania kitchen.

Tianmo and Lingjiu Yilin still maintained the rigorous style of Mount Anma, even when drinking at the victory banquet, they kept restraint and never let themselves get drunk.After dinner, the two monster leaders of Anma Mountain immediately bid farewell and returned to Anma Mountain to stay behind.

As for Yibuki Cuixiang, in her dictionary, there has never been the word "restraint" when it comes to drinking. Soon, the drunk Loli Ghost King staggered back to the last time Wuzhi reserved for her. I fell asleep in my room.

But what surprised everyone in Castlevania was that Hana Ibaraki, who was usually more reliable than anyone else, got drunk with Suika Ibuki.

In the absence of Wuzhi, Dracula could only ask Qingji to help clean up a guest room for Huashan and let her stay here temporarily.

I don’t know if it was because of the excitement after the victory. When Dracula used the world to transport this ghost girl, Ibaraki Huasen was smiling and said intermittently, "It’s hard to be a ghost...It’s hard to be a ghost...My old lady To be a fairy" nonsense.

After a lot of tossing, at least the leftovers and the drunk guys were cleaned up. Although Dracula didn't do anything other than transport the fan, he still felt very tired.

Due to the poor health of the housekeeper, Dracula could only temporarily pick up the majesty of the lord who had been thrown by him for an unknown amount of time. While calling these girls not to play too late and go to bed early, he yelled at them to wash up.

After everyone washed up and asked Joan to boil some hot water for him, Dracula also walked slowly to take a bath.

After spending almost an hour in the bathhouse, Dracula slowly put on his clothes and prepared to go upstairs to sleep.

However, when passing Miss Wuzhi's room, Dracula stood at the door, hesitated for a moment, then turned and pushed open Wuzhi's door.

There were no lights on in the room, but darkness was never an obstacle for vampires.The dim room seemed like daylight in Dracula's eyes, so he also saw Miss Wuzhi who was lying on the bed, wrapped in the quilt, wriggling constantly.

"Wuzhi, are you asleep?" Dracula walked to the bed lightly.