You're Lazy, Dracula

"No." Vlad III showed a bloodthirsty smile, holding a spear in his hand, and attacked Dracula with a jump.

[Ah, this voice, it seems that the power of the "I" in this world is not small. 】

Dracula looked at the tip of the gun that Vlad III swung over his head and thought to himself.

[But it's still useless for me, ah, this is the best, it's great to have an invincible defense, I don't have to worry about dodging the enemy's attack. 】

The tip of the gun fell over Dracula's head, but there was a sound of gold and iron clashing.A huge force suddenly bounced back towards Vlad III, causing him to jump away immediately, his hands going numb.

"Oh, it seems that 'my' defense is not bad." Vlad III greedily looked at Dracula's face and licked his tongue, "I'm really looking forward to your blood more and more. "

Dracula looked at him with disgust, "Drink blood if you drink blood. Can we stop doing this? You're disgusting."

Vlad III ignored Dracula, brandishing his spear and attacking Dracula from all directions.

The tip of the gun thumped and thumped on Dracula, but none broke through his defenses.

Suddenly, Degu stretched his hand and grabbed the tip of Vlad III's spear. He looked at Vlad III who was about to use a spear to open the back door for him, and said angrily:

"Why do you vampires like to go through the back door? Can we not be so dirty?"

Vlad III ignored his words again, and he roared excitedly: "I see, your weakness is..."

"Go to hell! Silly beep!!"

Dracula's hand ignited a fire directly, and he punched Vlad III's body hard, smashing half of his body to pieces.

"Cough cough!!"

Vlad III, who had only half of his body left, fell weakly to the ground, looked at Dracula, and said, "As expected of the 'I' from another world, I am so powerful."

"However, I, Vlad III, will not just give up!" Vlad III suddenly spewed a lot of blood from his body and surrounded Dracula.

"Take my last Noble Phantasm!! Bloodstained King Ghost (Kazikli Bey)!!"

Looking at the huge mass of blood rushing towards him in the sky, and thinking that it was flowing from the body of a blond man who was suspected of being gay, Dracula suddenly felt a chill.

He suddenly sat up from his coffin, covered his head, and was sweating coldly.

He looked at his palm and said suspiciously:

"That one just now, was it a dream?"

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Today's update.

I just used the call sign to make a miracle, the first five-star.

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2. Dracula: Just ate a man, something seems wrong

Dracula woke up and found himself sitting in his coffin with cold sweat all over his back.

"That was just a dream?"

He held his forehead and thought for a while, and decided to call out a certain first suspect first.

"System, system? Get out!"

[Host, this system is not a pet dog that you can come and leave at your fingertips. Although this system is only your companion assistant, this system is also dignified! 】

"I count to three..." Dracula said silently, "One!"

He suddenly clenched his fist and hit the air, but his fist made a thud as if it had hit something.

【What about two and three? !You have to give the system a time to react!Host, why don't you play cards according to the routine! 】

"Stop chattering!" Dracula clenched his fists. "Two and three are too much trouble. Man, as long as you remember one, you can live!"

[Okay, okay, this system is considered a counselor.If there is anything you need to consult, please tell me quickly, host. 】

"Hey, I'm asking you, I dreamed of meeting a blond gay who claimed to be Dracula from this world, you know?" Dracula asked.

[You know, this system sent you to the Throne of Heroes where he is. 】

The system said triumphantly.

Dracula's fist burst into flames.

[Wait...wait, what do you want to do, host? ! 】

The system shouted in panic.

[Listen...Listen to me, host, I do this for a reason. 】

Dracula gritted his teeth and said, "Tell me!"

[Cough, it is like this, the city management in this world is more strict, and people without ID cards are not allowed to enter.So the system discussed with them and decided to use a peer of yours to fuse with you. In short, it is to let you swallow him, so as to obtain a legal "identity" that can stay in this world.Moreover, absorbing him is not without benefits for you. 】

Dracula silently opened his attribute bar.

[Host name: Dracula (Gabriel Belmonte)

grade:? ? ?

strength:? ? ?

agile:? ? ?

magic:? ? ?