You're Lazy, Dracula

The artifact streaked across the sky and fell into the canyon.

After Dracula waited for a minute, the formation around the entire canyon began to shake violently.

Just at this time, the characters of the three all fell into a deadly situation of cannibalism because the SAN value returned to zero, and they committed suicide one after another.

Dracula took the opportunity to put away the game props, put a few enchantments on the two Tengu ladies, and then stood up.

He stretched lazily and said, "Okay, after completing this ticket, I can have a vacation."

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ps1: I asked in the group last night whether I want a daughter or a wife. A big guy told me: Of course I want a wife. A wife can still have a daughter, but a daughter can only have a granddaughter.Hmph, what a naive boss, can't daughters have daughters? (error)

ps2: So, I have already prepared krypton money for Xiao Mo...

62. Yamata no Orochi

According to the records of Japan's "Kojiki", in the era when the gods still walked the earth, there existed a monster that even the gods were afraid of.

It has eight heads and eight tails, so the body is divided into eight crosses, hence the name Yamata no Orochi.It was covered with moss, cedar and cypress, and its body was so huge that it could fill eight valleys and eight hills.Its stomach is always bloody, and it looks like it has been eroded.

This monster came to Izumo from Takashi, and then entrenched here.It threatens the gods and humans here, and sacrifices a girl every year for its enjoyment.A couple living here, who don't know whether they are humans or gods, have sacrificed their seven daughters to it.

Just when he was about to present his eighth daughter, Ki Inada Hime, the warrior Susano, who was driven out of Takamahara by his sister, came here.

On the condition of marrying Qi Inada Hime, Susanoo offered to help the people and gods here deal with Yamata no Orochi.But Yamata no Orochi is so ferocious that even Valkyrie can't confront it head-on.So Susanoo asked his future father-in-law to brew the sacred wine, and cut eight holes in the wall, put the spirits behind these holes, and invited Yamata no Orochi to enjoy it.

Yamata no Orochi, who obviously allocated all the points to strength, couldn't see that this was a trick, so he foolishly stuck eight heads into these holes to drink, and they were all drunk.

And while it was drinking, Susanoo was sharpening his divine weapon, the Ten Fist Sword, beside him.

In this way, the most terrifying monster in the Japanese Age of Gods died under Susanoo's sword with almost no resistance. Even his tailbone was pulled out and turned into the divine weapon Amazono Cloud Sword.Although its performance may be the worst among all mythical villains, and it may even be stuck in the head by a small wall, and its death method is quite ridiculous, but it still cannot change the fact that Yamata no Orochi is the strongest in Japan. Scariest monster ever.

The concentration of evil spirits in the canyon has reached a critical point.

Following the black beam of light that shot straight into the sky, the huge monster Yata no Orochi broke out of the ground.As it twisted its body violently in the soil, the entire Japanese island could feel a clear sense of shock.

The first thing that appeared were eight huge snake heads. Their eyes were as bright red as blood, and they were as huge as lanterns.Yamata no Orochi put his eight snake heads on the cliff next to the canyon, and then exerted a little force——

Accompanied by a stronger shaking, Yamata no Orochi pulled out the lower half of his body from the ground. With the movement of its tail, the dust, rocks and dust raised were even higher than the mountain wall next to the canyon.

With the big snake completely breaking free from the shackles of the earth, this canyon can't accommodate the huge body of the big snake.Yamata no Orochi can only put its bloody belly in the canyon, while the eight snake heads and eight giant tails stick out of the canyon and rest on the nearby mountain peaks. It doesn't look like a snake at all, but a bit restrained. The feeling of the tentacle monster of the Sulu pantheon.

Dracula patted his face. Since he had a fight with Naiyazi and Kezi last time, he now saw something with five tentacles, so he would unnaturally classify it as Cthulhu in the category.

"Sure enough, I'm too deeply influenced by Cthulhu's forces..." Dracula said to himself, "Speaking of which, I can be considered an Outer God, too. Can Outer Gods be polluted by spirit?"

After a long period of time, Yamata no Orochi, who had finally recovered, broke free from the ground. The first thing he did was to exude his aura with all his strength, so that all powerful beings in Japan would know his return.

After the big snake exuded its own breath, the originally clear sky suddenly darkened. The sun fell from the sky to the bottom of the cliff like a racing car, and the moon also said that he had something to do today, and the entire Japanese sky suddenly became dark. , only the flashes of lightning in the dark clouds intermittently provide a little light for this land.

Dracula estimated that after sensing the breath of Yamata no Orochi, the entire Takamahara must have been a mess.Amaterasu Omishen immediately drilled back into Tianyando and shivered, Yue Yejian said that I was no longer the god of the earth, and returned to the capital of the moon with a high attitude that I had nothing to do with myself.The rest of the gods gathered together to discuss who should be nominated first to give away the head. The one with the most votes is Gao Tianyuan's contemporary god of war, Jian Yu Lei Shen, followed by Ga Da who doesn't know where to disappear Susano who went here.

The above is the real situation of Gao Tianyuan inferred by Dracula based on the change of the sky just now.

However, in the current era, the power of the gods still exists. For example, Amaterasu Omikami is the rising sun. Although she cannot control the real sun, she can really control the changes in the sun within Japan.So what Dracula just made up in his brain is very likely to be the real situation of Gao Tianyuan now.

After spraying a wave of arrogance to the whole of Japan, Yamata no Orochi just remembered that a powerful enemy who had fooled him was still on the nearby cliff.It turned around with two snake heads, looked down at Dracula, who was naked to the waist, and said loudly like thunder from the snake's mouth: "You are a strong man, surrender to me, I can forget what you did to me just now!" To fool and provoke."

[These guys are too egocentric. 】

Dracula and it looked at each other, then looked away, and sat down on the spot.

Dracula's behavior of turning a deaf ear to Yamata no Orochi's words, and obviously not taking Yamata no Orochi in his eyes, completely filled up Yamata no Orochi's hatred value, even Susano, who plotted against it back then, Always be polite to it.Yamata no Orochi only felt a turbulent anger in his heart rolling from his abdomen to his throat. On its hatred list, Dracula had successfully pushed out the number one Susanoo and became Yaqi The object that the big snake wants to kill most now.

"Instead of rejecting my kindness and unwilling to submit, you continue to fool me. Since you are such a stupid person, go to hell!"

Yamata no Orochi opened its huge snout, and sprayed poisonous gas, floods, storms and thunder from the snake's mouth.The torrential flood overflowed from its mouth, and at the same time, a violent rainstorm fell from the sky above its head. Together with the flood, it overflowed the entire canyon and flowed out along the entrance of the canyon. It is unknown how many people will be submerged village.

And the Lord Yamata no Orochi gathered all these forces, and then bit the cliff where Dracula was sitting.

Anyone who has seen snakes hunting can understand how fast this reptile, which looks like it has no hands or legs, can attack.Yamata no Orochi's snake head was raised backwards, the cartilage inside the snake's body was twisted to the limit, and then like a spring ejected, the snake's head turned into a jet-black lightning bolt, even broke through the heavy sound barrier, and burned into a piece in the friction of the air. crimson.

Everything was done in an instant. Except for Dracula, none of the present Lingjiu Yilin and Sheming Maruwen had time to see the specific movements of Yamata no Orochi, and could barely touch the attack trajectory of the big snake. The snake head is already in sight.

Boom! !

With the attack range of Yamata no Orochi, even Shemei Maruwen, who is super fast, can hardly escape.The two Tengu ladies could only watch Dracula and the cliff being swallowed by Yamata no Orochi.

Feeling the fullness of the mixed earth and stone in his mouth, Yamata no Orochi swallowed the contents in his mouth with satisfaction, without even chewing.The Yamata no Orochi, who swallowed up the idiot who dared to fool himself with that piece of mountain wall, slowly retracted the snake's head.

But it found that it could no longer do this action.

A thin blood whip was wrapping around its neck, preventing it from retreating.Dracula somehow dodged its attack for a moment that he couldn't see, and stood in another position.

At this time, Dracula was using the Shadow Whip to imprison the head of the snake it used to attack. The Shadow King firmly held the Shadow Whip in the palm of his hand. No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't escape the shackles of this thin long whip.

"Reciprocity, since you have already attacked, how about letting me play a QTE before leaving?" Dracula said lightly.

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ps: The weather is extremely cold recently. I remember that my hands were fine in the winter before, but this year they were cracked by the frost.

63. Qualified villains still have to exit proudly

The Shadow Whip in his hand was tightly wrapped around one of the necks of the giant beast in front of him. Degu stretched his hand a little harder, and Yamata no Orochi's body tilted.

The Shadow King's combat style still maintains the idea of ​​being able to move without moving. When he just avoided the engulfment of Yamata no Orochi, he also used teleportation based on space operations.