You're Lazy, Dracula

"Master Dracula, please don't get too addicted to the game." At this time, Ms. Wuzhi, Dracula's binding anti-addiction system, suddenly said.

"System, what should I do?" Dracula asked his dog-legged subsystem.

[My lord, please rest assured. 】The system also began to play role-playing, and it imitated the tone of a dog leg and replied: 【Please rest assured, this time all members of Castlevania will enter the game. 】

"Ugh?"

The girls in Castlevania made questioning voices in unison.

[Yes, please don't be surprised, this game is a game made with "full stealth technology" that may only appear in the future of your world. 】

"Full stealth technology?" Wuzhi asked with interest: "What is that?"

[The so-called "full stealth technology" refers to the use of a machine that uses countless signal components buried in the machine to generate multiple electric fields, which are directly connected to the user's brain, not through sensory organs such as eyes or ears, but directly Send virtual five-emotion information to the brain to create a virtual space.At the same time, by recycling the electronic signals sent from the brain to the body, even if various sports are performed in the virtual space, the body in the real world will not respond...]

"Oh, I see." Dracula interrupted the system's explanation, "It's the kind of thing in the starting game area, right? It's equivalent to the kind of thing where the player's consciousness travels into the world made by the game."

[It can be said so, so ladies, just treat it as a trip to another world.As for the host, you have long been used to traveling through different worlds, so you should honestly experience it as a game, please use your remaining aggressiveness in the game. 】

"Sounds interesting."

The girls in Castlevania discussed it for a while, and they were all very interested in this thing called "full stealth technology", so they all agreed to experience it.

"Okay, it sounds very interesting, ready to play, let's play this game next." Dracula continued to pick up the knife and fork, and started to deal with the little lunch he had left.

[Okay, then I will start posting the task. 】

said the system.

"Ah, ah, wait for me!" Dracula interrupted the system, and asked, "Didn't you say you were on vacation? Why did you send me a mission? There are also mission objectives and assessments for taking a vacation this year." indicator?"

[Yeah, you are indeed going on vacation, but it doesn't mean you can't complete the task. 】The system replied like this: 【Anyway, the goal of the mission is to clear the entire game, and there is no conflict with your actions. 】

"What's going on?" Dracula used his own hairs to figure out what was wrong with the system, trying to trick himself.He slapped the table and said loudly, "Give me a clear explanation!"

【All right. 】The system replied: 【First of all, this world is in the near future of the [-]st century that you lived in back then. As a new technology, "full stealth technology" has just been developed by a Japanese scientific genius.Genius used his technology to make a game, but countries around the world don't think so, they want to use this technology to enhance military power.In addition, this genius himself has a bit of secondary illness and did not graduate. Because of his persistence, he used "full stealth technology" to create the game world of his dreams, but he did not graduate because of secondary illness, so he designed this game as Played the death game, shut the players of the game inside, and observed them.All you have to do is to clear the game while on vacation, and rescue these players who are addicted to online games. No problem, right?Host. 】

"No problem, no problem." Dracula scratched his chin and asked, "But why did you issue the task of saving the dead house? The tasks you issued to me before were to kill the monsters that can destroy the world. No matter how bad it is, it is right to deal with monsters or disasters like Yamata no Orochi that can destroy a country. But this is just a new game, and it should only be released in Japan when it first comes out. Those who are eligible to participate in the game test There must not be many players, why, when did saving the dead house in Japan become your goal?"

[No, the action goals of this system are based on the requirements of the will of the world from the beginning to the end. ] The system explained: [As for this game, firstly, it is because the smooth development of "full stealth technology" has a very important impact on the human beings in this world, so it is necessary to get the seed of this technology from the second genius after clearing the game .Secondly, this game has deviated from the trajectory predetermined by the will of the world. 】

"What offset?" Dracula asked.

[One is that the scale of the game's release has expanded, from [-] people to [-] people, which has tripled directly. 】The system explained: 【Secondly, this genius scientist named Akihiko Kayaba invited two people to help him when designing this game.Of these two people, one's name is Miyazaki Otaka, and the other's name is Tanaka Osuke... So these players who entered the game were considered by the will of the world to be in a very bad situation. 】

"What's the matter? Are these two people famous?" Dracula asked suspiciously.

[Host, these two people were not so famous before you crossed over, so you may not know much about them. 】The system replied: 【I will give you a little experience of the game designed by these two people, and you will understand. 】

"Wait a minute!" Dracula suddenly interrupted the system and said, "Experience? In what way? I remember you said that there are no game consoles in the system store?"

[cough cough. 】The system seemed to be choked, and coughed violently twice, and then a whistle sounded in Dracula's ear.

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ps: I'm in a happier mood today, let's add one more chapter.

3. Want to experience the double pleasure of eating shit and being abused?

If you want to experience this game called "Complete Stealth Technology", you must go to the city to buy a game device called [NERDLES].Dracula was too lazy to go, he asked the system directly for this kind of device, but the answer was no.

"You rubbish, you can't even buy a game device, and you dare to call yourself the number one system in the entire multiverse all day long." Dracula said with disgust and contempt.

[Sorry, the tasks of this system mainly rely on violence to complete, so the system store of this system also follows the principle of violence.Host If you want destructive props or various exercises, spells, magic, incantations, martial arts and other things, this system has everything here. ] It’s not once or twice that Dracula disliked it, so the system replied indifferently: [As for the equipment for playing games, this system does not support playing things, so there is no configuration for the time being.The relevant game devices will be refreshed in the system store after the host completes the task, and the host is required to purchase the task items by himself. 】

"You just said that this is a mission item!" Dracula retorted: "I want to complete the mission, but you don't even give me the necessities to complete the mission. Is this really okay?"

[Some missions will provide mission items, but some missions will also allow you to find mission items by yourself. 】The system answered Dracula clearly: 【This is a mission during vacation, and it is a leisure mission for you, so you should go to the street to buy the mission items yourself.Looking at the scenery in the near future, walking around more is also good for the host. 】

"Well, I think what System-san said makes sense." Wu Zhi interrupted the conversation between Dracula and System, and the butler lady replied solemnly: "Why don't we go shopping in the street after lunch. "

"Well, that's all there is to it." Surprisingly, Dracula didn't have any serious resistance to buying games on the street, and agreed easily.

Wuzhi communicated quietly with the system: "Thank you, System-san."

[It's a piece of cake, it's good to be able to trick the host into going out for a walk. 】

After making an appointment with everyone, they went out together, so after lunch, while Wu Zhi and Qing Ji were clearing up the tableware, other people in Castlevania started to get busy with their own affairs.

Nero dragged Joan of Arc, Black Joan of Arc, Mordred, and Elizabeth back to the room. He changed the kimono he had put on to adapt to the era of the previous world, and put on the clothes he had worn in Fuyuki City. casual clothes.Although the styles are definitely a bit old-fashioned compared to this world, the people in Castlevania are all pretty good looking, and no matter how old-fashioned clothes look good on them, so there is no problem.

As for Ibuki Suika, who does not have modern clothes, she borrows the clothes of Elizabeth, who is not much different from her figure.

While the girls were changing their clothes, the system used the virtual scene to let Dracula experience the game designed by the two designers who entered "SAO".

It first let Dracula experience Tanaka's game, which was very popular for a certain period of time.

A virtual screen appeared in front of Dracula's eyes, on which were various portraits of beautiful girls, lined up densely.

"What is this?" Dracula looked at the beautiful girl's head on the screen curiously, and asked, "There are so many girls' heads, is this game a [harem collection game]?"

【Yes. 】

"Then why is it so difficult?" Dracula was a little puzzled, "The difficulty of this type of game should be mainly concentrated in the krypton gold card drawing link, the game is not very difficult, right?"

[You will know after trying it. 】The system said: 【Come on, let's choose. The girls above are all kinds of ship girls who have reached the full level. Next to them are their ship types and names. I have chosen an event for you, and the ship types you need to lead the way I have listed them all for you and have minimized the difficulty for you. 】

"Oh, that means I just need to choose people." Dracula randomly selected a few that looked pleasing to the eye.