You're Lazy, Dracula

"Sigh~ Master Dracula, I don't need it. I don't have anything in particular. I'll just stay here with you." There were only two of them left to get along, and the former vicious housekeeper unexpectedly acted coquettishly.

"Okay, you'd better go. I don't think you have many clothes, so go buy two new ones." Dracula began to persuade his housekeeper and lover, "Good boy, you have a long time to come. I want to go shopping with you anytime." Yes. You can buy two clothes with them, and choose two clothes with Xiao Mo, so that the girl will not always dress like a boy; ah, and buy two clothes for Joan, if you are not here, she will definitely Don't buy any of them, just watch others buy them. If you don't go with them, I'm really worried that girl Nero will take them with her..."

Hearing Dracula's detailed account of these situations, Wuzhi suddenly understood that the guy who was talking about Dracula must also be silently watching other people.

While feeling relieved and happy in his heart, Wuzhi couldn't help but feel a little funny.

[My lord is really boring, I must help him change it in the future. 】

While thinking this way, Wu Zhi let go of the arms around Dracula, and said with a helpless and reluctant smile: "Okay, then I'll go first, Mr. Dracula."

"Okay, be careful along the way and don't let them cause any trouble." Dracula touched Wuzhi's cheek and said, "I will notify you with a spiritual link after I finish buying it in a while. If everyone finishes buying it together, Let's meet at the entrance of the commercial street."

"it is good."

The housekeeper bowed to Dracula, then trotted after Nero and the others with her skirts on her hands.

Dracula turned his head, looked at the girl in front of him, who had been staring at him blankly since just now, and asked a little puzzled: "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

"Ah, it's okay." The dark, straight girl replied with a magnetic voice.Then she turned around and muttered in a low voice: "It's actually a girl who has a girlfriend. I didn't expect that I could get dog food when I bought a game..."

Dracula naturally heard this sentence, but he didn't take it to heart.He was still thinking about what happened just now.

[Using the queue as an excuse to send these girls to go shopping and buy things, and then they don't have to help them carry things. 】

Dracula flattered himself with his wit:

[My mother is so smart. 】

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ps: I feel that these two chapters are a bit watery, let's add one more chapter.

6. Can't clear the level?What a shame

"Ah, finally back."

Dracula casually moved all the things piled up in the space to the floor of the hallway, then went straight to the sofa he used to sit on, and posed Ge You paralyzed on it.

Before, he wisely thought that he could use the queue as an excuse not to help the girls carry things, but what he didn't expect was that the game device sold so hot that [-] devices were emptied almost instantly.Dracula spent a lot of money on the offensive to get enough devices in his hands.

It is worth mentioning that the little black girl standing in front of Dracula unexpectedly broke out in a more courageous posture than the man at this time, which left a very deep impression on Dracula.

Due to the frenzy of the fans, the purchase event ended earlier than Dracula expected, so Dracula was blocked by Wuzhi bringing the girls back.

He had to use his own space to keep those big and small bags for the girls. Although it was only a few actions to open up the space and transfer things in, it was still very tiring for a lazy vampire.

Wuzhi greeted the girls to help pack up the things they bought, and shouted to Dracula: "Wait a minute, Mr. Dracula, Qingji and I will cook after finishing this pile of things." ..."

"Okay, don't rush, take your time." Dracula lazily stretched out a hand and shouted without looking back.

The girls were picking out what belonged to them from the huge pile of things, and there were not the excited screams of Elizabeth, Nero, and Mordred, and the sound of Joan of Arc being yelled at by Joan of Arc after teasing Black Joan of Arc.

Dracula thought for a while, and then asked, "System, are you still there?"

[Yes, what's the matter?Host. 】The system's voice sounded: 【I'm analyzing the "full stealth technology" of this world, and it's almost finished. 】

"Oh, that's good." Dracula picked up the wireless controller that was placed on the coffee table, "You can project the game called "Bloodborne" for me at noon today. After SAO enters, it will almost You can only come out after clearing the customs or deleting the account, I will take a look at it while I haven't entered yet."

【it is good. 】

Regarding the quest, the system answered quickly, and a projection screen appeared in front of Dracula again, showing his character who had just defeated Father Gascoigne on it.Holding the handle, he continued on the journey of suffering.

After defeating the boss of Father Gascoigne, Dracula's heart couldn't help but swell slightly.

"I've probably already mastered this game." He declared with some pride.

Then his character was sent back to the hunter's dreamland by the werewolf rushing out of the alley.

[The face-slapping scene...] The system said leisurely: [Host, when playing this game, I suggest that you should be careful at every step. If it is too rough, even if you have the best skills, you will die. This is not a matchless game. ...]

"Ahem, it's just a momentary carelessness." Dracula coughed twice, and then said seriously: "Don't underestimate me, if I say I've done it, I've done it."

Good hunter moved forward again, this time Dracula resumed his cautious attitude, used [ASS attack] from behind to kill the werewolf who had sneaked up on him just now, and then retrieved his memory of blood.

He continued to move forward, passed through the city of Yanan, and came to a bridge.

"Why do I feel that the situation is wrong..." Dracula complained while manipulating the character forward: "This scene looks like the rhythm of fighting a boss..."

After playing for a while, Dracula also found some patterns. Seeing that there were no mobs on the bridge, Dracula felt something was wrong in his heart.

His feeling was soon fulfilled, and a huge tree demon-like monster jumped down from the Gothic building that looked like a church in front of him.

"Looking at it like this, this boss is obviously weak." Dracula guessed, and let his character go up to him.

Facts have proved that Dracula's speculation is correct. After suffering from the flame bomb thrown by Dracula, the monster did receive serious injuries, and even appeared extremely stiff.

"Sure enough, it's that simple."

Dracula used a fire enchantment item on his character, and took out the boss fairly easily.

"Ha, the second boss is so easy. Look, I've really gotten started."

[As long as you are happy...] The system replied like this.

However, Dracula didn't know that the boss he had just defeated was the real first boss, and strictly speaking, Father Gascoigne should be regarded as the second boss.

Since the game "Bloodborne" does not have a map, and the game scenes are quite confusing, it depends on your own memory to go where you go. Faced with such a situation, Dracula, who is playing this kind of game for the first time, can only manipulate My character was wandering around the city of Yanan, and then accidentally found a shortcut that could skip the first boss, so he directly faced Father Gascoigne.