You're Lazy, Dracula

"Okay, Eliza, I've found a solution."

When Long Niang heard this, she raised her head sobbing, and looked at him with tears in her eyes.

Dracula put his hand on Elizabeth's head and said to her: "I will temporarily strip you of the dragon attribute, so that your horn will disappear. When we come back, I will return it to you."

Dracula activated his [Will], which he hadn't used for a long time, and slowly stripped off the concept of [Dragon] from the girl in front of him, and kept it in his body.

With the separation of the concept of "Dragon", the pair of long horns on Elizabeth's head also turned into light spots and slowly dispersed.

"Huh? It worked." Elizabeth touched her head, the familiar touch brought by the original pair of dragon horns had disappeared, and she only touched her own hair.

"Great!" The girl instantly regained her energetic character attributes, spinning twice in situ, turning the tutu skirt she was wearing into blooming petals.

Then she jumped up and put her arms around Dracula's neck, just a passionate kiss, "Thank you, Master."

Dracula touched his mouth, and then saw the witty dragon girl lying on the bed and entering the game immediately after kissing him, feeling the cold eyes of Wuzhi beside her, and didn't know what to think.

"Hmph." The housekeeper snorted slightly dissatisfied, and then said: "Then I'll go first, Mr. Dracula, and start the link."

"Alas." Seeing that Wuzhi also entered the game on his own, Dracula could only touch the space left for himself to lie down and put on his helmet.

"Start linking!"

The device on the head started to work. Since Dracula's spiritual power was not known to be higher than these humans, this machine only sucked the superficial consciousness that Dracula deliberately left into the virtual world.

A burst of colorful beams of light flashed around, and Dracula had already entered the login interface of the SAO game.

Author's message:

ps1: Xiao Mo is coming out, excited!

ps2: God damn link is a sensitive word?

8. Pinching people is part of the game, don’t play if you are unhappy

Dracula got used to the operation method of this [NERDLES] device a little bit, and then quickly entered his registered account password on the login interface.

After successfully entering the game, Dracula first came to the character selection page.Since it is the work of a well-known Miyazaki designer, it is natural that there will be options for character selection, and these options are often the options that players spend the most time on.

Dracula didn't have that many thoughts, he directly clicked the option of [Scan and make a character according to your appearance in the real world] next to the many options of pinching people, and quickly skipped the stage of pinching people.

The next step is to choose the occupation, origin, and initial items of the game characters.

Originally, according to the system, there is no such thing as magic in the [SAO] game designed by Akihiko Kayaba. Since the Chinese translation is called [Sword Art Online], as the name suggests, this game is a game that focuses on "close combat and recklessness" .But now, due to the joining of Miyazaki and Tanaka, Kayaba Akihiko's combat system has also been greatly adjusted.Various magic systems have been officially added in it, and the two full-fledged skills of the two-sword style and the holy sword are no longer the patents of Kirito and Kayaba Akihiko. The players inside, as long as you have enough attributes, you You can equip any equipment you want. Of course, you need to find a place to learn the corresponding skills yourself.

Although designers Miyazaki and Tanaka didn’t say it clearly, both of them obviously sneered at Akihiko Kayaba’s personal heroism of designing two skill trees that are both pretentious and tricky.

So the two worked together to design a more perfect hidden skill tree, which was placed in various places, waiting for players to discover.As long as you are capable and lucky enough, it is possible to get the same skill tree as [Double Swordsmanship].Of course, in this game, even if you really get the [Two Swords Style] or [Sacred Sword], you are still meaty in front of the boss.Among other things, this game is designed with a straightening system and stamina bar, so skills like [Starburst Abandoned Healing Slash] will definitely clear your stamina bar in an instant.Taking ten thousand steps back, even if I give you [Starburst Abandoned Healing Slash], do you dare to stand up and put it on Teacher Yan or the nameless director?

Afraid not to live in a dream.

There are a total of nine occupations, which are divided into: warrior, knight, thief, bandit, swordsman, magician, priest, dancer, and conjurer. The eight origins have different initial attributes and initial equipment. , the favorability of npcs in the game is also different.Moreover, it continues the consistent style of Miyazaki's designers, that is, if you choose an initial occupation, it will have no effect on your future occupation. Train an academic orthodox magician into a Berserker Gandalf-type magician.

Dracula looked at the initial equipment and attributes of each profession.In consideration of future cooperation, Wuzhi will definitely choose the profession of a magician, because Miss Steward's combat style in reality is originally a necromancer magician.Little Modracula didn't even have to think about it, how could someone from the Knights of the Round Table be resistant to the word "knight".Nero and Elizabeth have a more eccentric personality and like fluffy and gorgeous clothes, so most of them will choose [Dancing Girl] as their initial occupation.Qing Ji is good at manipulating flames, and the [Conjurer] professional clothes in this game are more conservative than those in the Soul series, so Qing Ji will probably be a conjurer.

Joan of Arc likes to save the dying and protect others. According to what everyone discussed before, she will probably choose a "clergyman" who can milk and resist. As for Black Joan, she always scoffs at Joan's belief. [Black Mud] was born to reverse the saint's favorite hobby, so Joan of Arc will most likely choose a profession that is contrary to her beliefs. Dracula guessed that it might be [bandit] or [warrior], [thief] It's not impossible, after all, in Black Joan's view, the worse the career, the better.As for Cuixiang, the monster has never played with such a novelty, so she probably chose a career randomly.

Dracula thought about it a little more.There is no shortage of long-distance occupations in their team, and according to Xiao Mo's personality, most of them will choose to be the kind of sun knight with a big sword in both hands. Thinking about it this way, there is still a lack of a relatively resistant MT in the team, so Dracula After thinking about it, I chose the knight as my initial profession.As for the initial equipment, the knight's three initial equipment are a one-handed sword and an iron shield, a spear and an iron shield, and a two-handed sword.

"Forget it, just die."

Thinking of his luck of being transformed into [E-] after absorbing the Grand Duke of the same body in the Xingyue world, Dracula chose the spear as his initial weapon somewhat self-destructively.

Although he has never used a spear before, after absorbing the Grand Duke, Dracula is also relatively easy to use the spear and cavalry. He has already thought about his future development direction. The genre he chose is in the soul series. The gospel of the middle-handed remnants, a large shield plus a long spear or lance that can stab the shield, is a stable group.

After choosing his appearance and occupation, Dracula casually entered his name in the ID, and with a flash of white light, he officially entered the game world.

Surrounded by a small town with pleasant scenery, all aspects of the environment are the same as the original town in SAO.Perhaps this is Kayaba Akihiko’s final bottom line. The map of the game uses the floating world [Aincrad] designed by a scientific genius when he was in the second grade. Of course, the details inside, such as monsters, and combat mechanisms Ah, there are some dungeons and so on, which must have been changed beyond recognition by the two designers.

With his own name on his name, Dracula sorted out the relatively crude initial armor that belonged to the knight on his body, confirmed the spear and iron shield on his back, and then clicked on the system options bar.

He pulled down the menu until it reached the bottom, and found that there was no option to [Exit the game], so he swiped up and found the map.

Although there are no dungeons and wild maps in this game, there are still maps in the towns, which ensures that players will not get lost in the towns, so that players will starve to death because they cannot find a place to eat.

Dracula walked to the agreed meeting place according to the map.

After waiting for a while, there was someone.

"Master Dracula."

Wuzhi and Qingji were the first to arrive. Although these two entered the game at the last time, they were the first to arrive.

There was no obvious change in the appearance of the two, and just as Dracula thought, Wu Zhi chose the magician, and Qing Ji chose the profession of the conjurer.

After reuniting with Qing Ji and Wu Zhi, the three of them continued to wait here, and after a while, large troops also came one after another.

Dracula took a closer look. In the crowd, Nero and Elizabeth really chose the profession of "Dancing Girl". Now they are wearing very revealing and gorgeous costumes, walking towards this side.Because she is quite confident in her appearance and figure, Nero, like Dracula, directly chose to use the image of the real world, while Elizabeth, she is very confident in her face, but obviously not confident in her figure.So Dracula saw a giant dragon girl.

"..."

However, this is not what made him the most speechless. The two Joan of Arc did not modify their appearance because they thought it was troublesome, but the remaining two over there were a bit too much.

Now Dracula really wants to ask someone, what the hell are the Dumb Hairy King with the [Mordred] ID and the Ibuki Hana fan with the [Ibuki Suika] ID?

Author's message:

ps1: Emiya Shirou is worthy of being a man whose origin is "sword", I am convinced.