You're Lazy, Dracula

The two guys took a step back in unison, and then looked at each other guiltily at the same time.

"Cough, my lord, let's open it first." Wuzhi clenched his fists, coughed twice, and said.

"Well, what you said makes sense." Dracula nodded and opened the lock on the black cabinet.

boom!

The black cabinet cover was suddenly pushed open, and a young girl stood up from inside and stretched her beautiful figure.

The girl has long blond hair, braided in a twist, wearing a white sleeveless shirt and a blue short skirt, a slender waist and a full upper circumference.

Well, Wuzhi's eyes suddenly became less friendly.

"Hoo! It's saved, it's saved, is this Japan?"

The girl took a deep breath, then turned her head and saw Dracula, who was staring blankly at her, and Wuzhi, who was staring at her with hostility.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm too excited." The girl tidied up her dress, bowed to Dracula and Mizuki, and said, "I am the servant of this Holy Grail War, Joan of Arc, in this time In the Holy Grail War, he acted as a ruler, and at the same time, he accepted the revelation, and was responsible for assisting Mr. Dracula to solve this incident in this Holy Grail War. Excuse me, are you Mr. Dracula?"

"Yes." Dracula nodded and said, "I am Dracula."

"Ah, so you are Mr. Dracula's partner, Miss Mistage?" Jeanne said, turning to look at Mistage again.

"Yes, I'm Wuzhi." Wuzhi's eyes at Joan of Arc suddenly became friendly.

"She's not my partner, she's my housekeeper," Dracula said truthfully.

Mizuki stomped on Dracula's foot with a blank expression.

"What are you doing? Wuzhi, if you have any dissatisfaction, just say it." Dracula looked at Wuzhi.

Wuzhi snorted coldly and turned his head to ignore him.

"Pfft." Jeanne laughed suddenly, "I understand, you are in this relationship."

She gave Dracula an inexplicable wink and said, "Treasure it well, Mr. Dracula."

Dracula glanced at Joan of Arc. I didn't expect this girl to look quite pure, but in this kind of thing, she was still a hidden old Siji.

"Oh." Dracula agreed, and then said, "Let's go in and talk. World, pack up these things."

Let the hard-working stand-in be responsible for cleaning up the cardboard boxes and cabinets scattered on the ground, Dracula took Joan of Arc and Wuzhi to the reception room of the Devil's City.

Sitting down in the reception room and waiting for Wuzhi to brew tea, the three of them sat around a table again.Joan of Arc took a sip of tea and said:

"Then, Mr. Dracula, I'm running out of time, so I'll get to the point. Look at this list."

She took out a list and handed it to Dracula.

Degu stretched his hand to take a look, and there were some fairly common magic materials written on it, such as mercury or something.From the words in this list, I can still vaguely see the girl in front of her jumping out of her pure appearance, because Dracula saw that there were a lot of parentheses behind the materials on this list, adding a lot of this girl wrote it. s things.For example, the mercury is followed by a bracket, which reads:

[If you have money, you can use mercury, but in order to save money, I recommend using blood. Chicken blood or pig blood is fine, but human blood cannot be used. Even if you can’t beat you, I will be angry. 】

At the end of this sentence, a very cute angry expression was drawn.

Dracula looked at Joan's smiling face quite speechlessly, then motioned to her to continue.

"On this list, it is written all kinds of materials needed to draw the Heroic Spirit Summoning Array. Well, they are basically some common things that can be bought in the market in Fuyuki City." Joan said with a smile, " Please Mr. Dracula, please help me buy it back. I will use these materials to help you draw a summoning array, and then you can summon. According to the rules this time, you can summon a total of two Servants assist you in battle."

"Two? Well, it's good to have two to be free. I'm too lazy to be the Virgin who liberates Valhalla." Dracula shrugged and asked, "Why don't you go?"

【Are you already lazy to this point! 】

The system yelled in his mind.

Jeanne blushed and whispered, "Because I have no money..."

She said pitifully: "The body I am attached to is a human, and needs food, clothing, housing, and transportation, and the original owner of this body is not very wealthy. In order to rush to Japan from France, I chose the most economical one. way, but still penniless.”

She covered her stomach, and a cry came from her stomach, "Also, I'm hungry..."

[Do you think the most economical way is to send yourself by mail?Also, how did you pass the inspection as a living person? Do the post offices in France and Japan eat shit? 】

Dracula looked at her silently for a while, and then asked Mizuki to get some food for the poor girl.

Wuzhi quickly drove the undead and brought a lot of food.

"Wuzhi, why are you doing so much?" Dracula looked at Joan's slender waist and said, "Can Miss Joan eat?"

He didn't care about Joan's thoughts at all, and just told what was in his heart directly, without the slightest concern that this would embarrass Joan, because he was too lazy to hide it.

"No, no, I can finish it." Joan of Arc drooled, sat down beside the dining table, put her hands together, and said, "Thank you, Almighty Lord, for giving us food."

Then she began to feast on it.

"Huh? How did you know that?" Dracula asked in surprise.

"No," Wuzhi shook his head, and the silver twin tails also shook, "I was just looking at Miss Jeanne, and for some unknown reason, I thought she could eat so much..."

Dracula looked at Wuzhi's chest, and then at Jeanne's chest, and suddenly said, "I understand, Wuzhi, you are discriminating..."

Wuzhi stepped on him expressionlessly and said, "Although I don't know what you are talking about, you must be saying something rude."

She looked at Miss Joan of Arc who was eating happily, and suddenly leaned over to Dracula's ear and said, "Let's go, my lord, I will accompany you to buy these materials in Fuyuki City."

Dracula waved his hand and said lazily, "No, I'm too lazy to go."

Wuzhi stomped his feet, and then said, "I just heard that there are game consoles for sale in the commercial street below."