You're Lazy, Dracula

"You said you want me to help you deal with Naiyazi, how can I help?... Let me tell you first, I will not be an enemy of Naiyazi, and you have to give me benefits."

"Of course, we have been friends for so many years. If I ask you to help, I won't let you go away empty-handed."

Dracula took out the super seductive photobook of Naiyako that he used to lure Kezi just now from the inventory, shook it in front of Kezi, and asked:

"How? Want it?"

"Suck it!"

The corner of Kezi's mouth was drooling, and it fell to the ground tick-tock. Her eyes were fixed on the magazine cover in Dracula's hand, and her eyes moved up and down with the movement of Dracula's palm.

After hearing Dracula's question, she nodded instinctively, then seemed to remember something, looked at Dracula vigilantly and asked: "No, why do you have Naiyazi's photobook for Dracula? Could it be that you..."

As she was talking, she didn't know what scene Kezi had imagined. Suddenly, her face showed the expression of a man who found his wife lying naked in someone else's arms after returning home, and her head was also attached. There seems to be a faint green breath on the ground.

"She took it by herself, and she quietly stayed there when you came to Castlevania last time, and put it on the bookshelf in my room, the most conspicuous place. After I found out that you came in, she quietly went out I took a trip to the real world, and then imported this magazine into the game by scanning the QR code. I guess she wanted to let Wu Zhi find out on purpose, and then trick me, but Wu Zhi didn’t have the habit of looking through my bookshelf. Don't see it."

Dracula replied solemnly.

Yes, Naiyazi did store this photo magazine with the intention of pitting Dracula. At that time, she should have been looking forward to the Shura field centered on Dracula, and then fished in troubled waters for fun.But she put it in the wrong place. Dracula's bookshelf was filled with quite serious literary works, and Wuzhi never moved that bookshelf when cleaning up the room.If Naiyazi was placed in the bed cabinet where Dracula hid his spiritual food, maybe Wuzhi would find out, and then the plot she wanted would appear.

"well, let's get back to business."

Dracula handed the magazine to Kezi.

"Want it?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

While wiping his saliva, Kezi nodded excitedly, as if seeing a little dog with fleshy bones.

"Then help me act."

Dracula suddenly put his hand on Kezi's shoulder, then lowered his voice and whispered in Kezi's ear:

"Look, Kezi, after you help me deal with Naiyazi, she will definitely be subdued by me and lose her ability to move, and I, Dracula, have always been very righteous to my friends, so I will inevitably give you some benefits. At that time, I will subdue her and lose her ability to move." If you hold her and then hand her over to you, won't you be able to do whatever you want? Do you think this is the truth? "

"Do whatever you want..."

When Dracula mentioned "do whatever you want with Naiako", Kezi couldn't listen anymore, and now her head is full of the four words "do whatever you want", and her mouth is also Constantly chanting.

As he spoke, the saliva in Kezi's mouth burst completely, turned into a waterfall and flew down three thousand feet, dripping to the ground, soaking the dry land beside the lava pool.

"It's a deal...Dracula, no, Master Dracula, please let Cthugha do the work for you!"

Kezi woke up, clasped his hands together, and knelt down facing Dracula on one knee.

"When the time comes to catch Naiyako, please be sure to let the little one kiss her!"

"Well, the little comrade's revolutionary enthusiasm is very high."

Dracula patted Ke Zi on the shoulder with satisfaction.

"Don't worry, follow me. When the time comes, the Naiyazi package will be distributed, and I guarantee you will have a share. I will contact you with the specific action time."

"Yes."

Ke Zi handed over a note with both hands.

"Master Dracula, this is the villain's contact information, please have a look."

"it is good."

Dracula took the note, opened it to take a look, and then put it in the inventory.

"Nayazi is calling me, I'll go there first."

Kezi covered his ears and gestured "666" to Dracula.

"At that time, please contact me according to the above method, and I promise to be on call."

"Well, you go, lest she get suspicious."

"Then, I will take my leave."

Ke Zi bowed to Dracula, and then disappeared into sparks.

Dracula turned around and gave Yuki a thumbs up.

"Yuki, be sure."

"Mr. Dracula, your demeanor and actions just now are like a devil tempting human beings."

Yuuki looked at Dracula with some fear.

"Bullshit!"

Dracula sternly said:

"Where is the image? I am the Lord of Shadows."

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ps: Today, I would like to recommend his book "Cthulhu Mythology: Bloody Document" to a sledgehammer and Cthulhu believer who doesn't have a right button.

58. Joan of Arc is awesome

After successfully hooking up with Katsuko, Dracula and Yuuki left the lava field of the sixty-sixth floor.