You're Lazy, Dracula

"But my game device is still there, maybe we can still meet in the game in the future."

After leaving a word to Kirito, Dracula stood up and greeted the waiter next to him:

"Waiter, please pack a hundred servings of steak for me, I want to take it away!"

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ps: The SAO volume is over today, and if I want to read the interesting stories of Dracula and the others playing games, I should write a little extra in the future.The next volume is Blood Devouring Strike, that month sauce is super awesome.

〇④ Shame on you true ancestors who don’t know physical skills

1. Dad!Something is wrong!

Castlevania has now slowly broken away from the world of SAO, drifting in the gap between universes.

Since the system has not informed Dracula yet where the next world will go, Dracula is also happy to relax.He turned off the power system that supported Castlevania's shuttle in the universe, allowing Castlevania to float freely with the energy tide in the void.

The daily life in Castlevania remains the same. Wuzhi, who has just cleaned up the dinner table, is teaching Lanzi some basic magic.And Yuuki is learning swordsmanship from Nero, although with the help of a large group of "absolute sword" party in ALO, she has already obtained the anti-human treasure named "absolute sword", and this treasure is similar to Okita Like Souji and Sasaki Kojiro, it is a Noble Phantasm sublimated from a certain skill learned during his lifetime, but except when releasing this Noble Phantasm, Yuuki's swordsmanship is actually better than Joan of Arc who can't use a sword at all. , Qing Ji, Cui Xiang, and Black Joan who only shouts "Ho, I'm angry" after drawing the sword are slightly stronger.Even after Elizabeth switched to the sword rank, her swordsmanship strength was above Yuuki.

There is no way to do this. Nero and Xiao Mo are all heroic spirits sublimated through their own efforts. Needless to say, after becoming heroic spirits, under the command of restraint, they probably experienced a lot of battles Of course, the combat experience is not comparable to that of a girl like Yuuki who has only played games.Moreover, although the full stealth technology is very powerful, it is impossible to completely simulate the human body in reality. If that step is achieved, Kayaba Akihiko will not be a scientist, but a creator god.So of course, Yuuki's performance in real battles is naturally weaker than in the game.

Of course, these are things that can be made up through acquired training and fighting, so now Nero and Yuuki are conducting one-on-one training in the fighting arena in Castlevania.Among them, Yuuki is mainly responsible for being beaten and absorbing experience and lessons, while Nero obtains pleasure through the process of teaching Yuuki, and satisfies his own vanity as an emperor. Both parties get what they need, and the cooperation is very pleasant. Others in the city seemed to be able to hear Nero's hahaha laughter from the faint sound of swords and swords coming from the fighting arena.

In fact, theoretically speaking, there are still many people in Castlevania who can guide Yuuki in swordsmanship, but each of these people has their own flaws, so in the end only Nero is the most suitable teacher for Yuuki.Elizabeth's personality was too eccentric, and her swordsmanship was too whimsical. She could throw the one-handed sword in her hand as a throwing weapon, but Yuuki couldn't do that.On the other hand, Mordred's swordsmanship is mostly the open and close swordsmanship honed in the battle on the battlefield, taking the path of using strength to overcome skill, and charging into battle, which is not in line with Yuuki's swordsmanship, which obviously focuses on agility and skill. Lu, besides, no one in Castlevania thinks that Mordred knows the severity, what if he strikes hard and beats Yuuki to death.

As for Dracula, in terms of swordsmanship, he is definitely the strongest in Castlevania, and as a one-handed sword, he is more suitable for Yuki, but he is just lazy. If he is asked to teach Yuuki, he will probably just say "" Swing the sword [-] times", and then sit on the sidelines in a daze.

For example, right now, Mr. Dracula, who used various reasons to shirk his role as Yuuki's teacher, is currently sitting on the sofa, holding a helmet-shaped machine in his hand, studying on his own.

This machine is a new item unlocked in the system mall after he completed his vacation mission this time, the latest gaming helmet for the [Complete Stealth Technology] game.Dracula immediately bought this game helmet, and is currently making magical changes to this game helmet, so that he can enjoy various games in the SAO world in other universes.At that time, when he completes the magic modification of this helmet, let the system store this magic modification helmet in the mall, and then he will configure one for each of the girls in the Castlevania, and maybe he will be able to meet in the game world by then. To Kirito and the others.

Of course, it is impossible for Dracula to do such a troublesome job of changing the helmet by himself, so the only work he did was to remove the back cover of the helmet, and the rest of the work of changing the magic was done by him. The world behind is complete.

"Yoxi, in this way, the magical modification of the network connection is completed... Next, let's just expand the capacity and running memory of this game device."

The mysterious magic circle running in front of World Finger paused for a while, and Dracula stared at the device in front of him, then nodded with satisfaction.

This person has absolutely no awareness of using the highest mystery of space magic, the interworld interference spell, which magicians in other worlds dream of, to transform a game device.

Dracula withdrew his gaze, picked up Qing Ji and took a sip of the poured tea, and then prepared to continue to drive the world and make further improvements to this game device.

But at this moment, Mordred suddenly yelled from a room upstairs in Castlevania.

"Daddy! Daddy! Something is wrong!"

Wearing a red pajamas and dark red cotton slippers, the bear boy stumbled down the stairs.It could be seen that she was flustered, because when she was going down the stairs, the Heroic Spirit of the Fighting School actually slipped on the sole of her foot and rolled down the stairs.

Bang bang bang!

Mordred rolled down the stairs, rolling all the way to the foot of Wuzhi who was teaching Lanzi elementary magic.Seeing this, Wuzhi sighed, stopped teaching Lanzi, stretched out his hand to pull the brat from the ground, and said while patting the dust off her body:

"Don't worry, Master Dracula is sitting there and won't disappear, what are you doing in a panic?"

"Okay, I get it now."

Mordred obediently lowered her head in front of Wuzhi, but she reacted two seconds later, panicking:

"Ah, that's not right! Dad, it's really a big deal!"

Xiao Mo ran towards Dracula while shouting.

"Oh? What's wrong? Did you break something again?"

Dracula put the game device in his hand aside, then raised his head to look at his cheap daughter, and asked.

"Not this one, why don't you go up with me!"

Mordred grabbed Dracula's arm with both hands, and dragged his father from the sofa.Dracula didn't have the slightest intention of resisting, so he was directly pulled by the strength of this brat's B+ grade, and ran upstairs to her room.

"What a lively father and daughter."

Lanzi looked at this scene and sighed.

"Just get used to it." Wuzhi turned back to look at Lanzi and said, "Lanzi, shall we continue?"

Dracula was dragged by his daughter all the way to her room.After coming to this room, Dracula first lazily walked to his daughter's bed, put the [Artoria] pillow on the bed aside, then sat on the bed, and asked:

"So, what are you [big trouble]?"

"it is this."

With a solemn face, Mordred took out the TV remote control and turned on the TV in his room.

"I saw my father."

Dracula looked at the TV screen, and there was a beautiful girl Artoria with blond hair combed into a ponytail, who looked like a handsome young man, standing on the screen.

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ps: When a reader asked me yesterday, I told him, "It's not bad to be crazy", but I didn't expect to be slapped in the face by the facts at night.Crazy for this five-star, what should I say?Specifically, the skills are not as good as Ah Fu, the data is not as good as the Grand Duke, and the street is not as good as Joan of Arc. Congratulations, the title of "Weakest Five-Star" has been completely won by Kuangdai.

2. Fuyuki Photo Album

On the TV screen, the heroic Artoria with her ponytail was walking on a street in Fuyuki City.The photographer who took this scene obviously noticed this girl with extraordinary temperament and outstanding appearance, and the camera followed Artoria all the time.

When the British King of Knights appeared for the second time, he was still wearing an expensive black men's suit.This slim black suit perfectly showed the figure of the knight king. This knight king has long legs, a water snake waist, and... well, a prairie.

Dracula can only sigh, he deserves to be the king of all A.