You're Lazy, Dracula

"Servant, saber..."

"Die, King Arthur!!"

Seeing this face, Xiao Mo became excited again. She drew out her long sword and angrily slashed at the people in the summoning formation.

This figure who looks exactly like Xiao Mo and Joan of Arc just opened his eyes, and before he finished his usual debut lines, he saw a knight in heavy armor, holding a long sword and slashing his head. down.

Instinctively, she stretched out her hands and used the posture of catching a white blade with her bare hands, catching the long sword that Xiao Mo split, and then panicked and shouted: "Why is this happening, Yu's first call to use a long sword to greet him? Is that so? Is Summoning of Heroes such an exciting game? Is it a gladiatorial fight?"

At this time, the girl had already emerged from the summoning formation. She was wearing a white wedding dress-like dress, with a wedding headgear on the back of her head.

"Although I don't know why you attacked Yu, Yu understands one thing, and that is that you must have misunderstood something." The girl in the wedding dress put her hands together, resisting Mordred's continuous pressure. The long sword, "Hey, see clearly, does your enemy have such a gorgeous dress?"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, do you think I don't know you when you put on your wedding dress?" Xiao Mo continued to slash hard, "suffer it! King Arthur!"

"I said you were mistaken!!"

Seeing the sight of life on the other side, Joan of Arc calmly flipped through the book in her hand, and then said to Wuzhi in surprise, "Ah, this heroic spirit is a four-star Nero... No, it's a five-star wedding dress. Nero, congratulations, Miss Mist, it seems that you have the protection of strong luck."

"Oh, this scene seems familiar." Dracula said, rubbing his chin.

"What a grumpy young lady." Kiyohime covered her mouth with a fan, "Really, compared to a concubine, who is a berserker?"

"The key is not here." Wuzhi said with tears in his eyes: "Jane, my lord, both of you are fine, hurry up and stop them both!!"

"Okay." Dracula once again subdued Mordred, who was in a runaway state, and said, "Don't panic, look at her breasts before cutting people!"

Mordred moved for a while, and his eyes moved to Nero's chest.

……

"I'm so sorry, I have mistaken someone again!!" The honest boy Xiao Mo lowered his head to admit his mistake again.

"Well, it's fine, Yu is the emperor, you should be magnanimous, and I forgive you for being rude." Nero also said with a forgiving akimbo.

Then Nero came to Wuzhi and looked at her, "Are you the performer Yu? Um..."

She suddenly approached Wuzhi's face and looked at her carefully, "Yes, yes, very beautiful, Yu likes you very much."

She held Wuzhi's hand and said, "Then, Yu is the fifth emperor of the Roman Empire, Nero, please give me more advice, player."

"Please advise." Wuzhi also said.

"Hmph, damn European." Dracula said angrily.

"Well, Master, Qing Ji will make some tea for you first to relieve your anger." Qing Ji asked Wuzhi about the location of the kitchen and went out to make tea.

Dracula walked to the summoning formation and rolled up his sleeves. This time, he cut his palm with his fingernails beforehand.

A large amount of blood dripped into the summoning formation.

Dracula said with a smile: "Hmph, with the blood of my blood king, who is higher than God, I can definitely summon the most powerful and rarest servants, look at it, Wuzhi, am I right? will lose to you."

He began to chant the mantra seriously.

……

"You are the seven heavens surrounded by the three spirits of words, from the wheel of restraint, the guardian of the scales——!!"

With Dracula's last sigh, a petite figure appeared in the summoning formation.

"Servant, lancer, Elizabeth Bathory, at your call."

A petite loli-type girl with long purple-red hair appeared in the summoning array. She had a pair of western dragon-like horns on her head, wearing a black fluffy skirt, and holding a pair of horns in her hand. A microphone-like treasure.

"Are you my master?" The younger girl looked at Dracula's face, and seemed to resonate with his lazy temperament, "Well, it looks good, this The temperament, I like it very much, uh, it's decided, Master, I want you to be my Elizabeth Bathory's exclusive piggy, so I'll call you piggy in the future."

"What the hell is Piggy," Dracula said.

[No, this system believes that the temperament of the host is indeed very suitable for the title of "little pig". 】

The system spoke jokingly.

Dracula ignored the system's words, he stretched out his hand, "I'm your master, Dracula, forget it, it doesn't matter, I don't bother to correct you, what do you like to call it..."

"Well, Dracula." The dragon lady Elizabeth circled around Dracula a few times, sniffed the scent on his body, and said in surprise, "Little pig, are you the one from the legend? The piercer?"

"What piercer, that's my peer, and it's been devoured by me. I'm indeed a vampire named Dracula, yes, but I'm Dracula from another world." Dracula lazily explained.

"What? Is Mr. Dracula a vampire?" Joan said in surprise.

"Nero and the others don't matter, you just found out about Joan of Arc." Dracula said: "And it's not just me, Wuzhi is also a vampire."

"Alas, Miss Wuzhi is also... bad, I was too hungry at that time, and I was patronizing to eat..." Jeanne muttered in a low voice: "But Mr. Dracula and Miss Wuzhi served the hungry me with delicious meals. , doesn't seem to be a bad person."

"Hey vampire, what's wrong, do you look down on vampires? You village girl." Elizabeth asked Joan of Arc with her arms crossed.

"That's right, even if the Master is a vampire, the concubine will not betray you." Qingji, who had just entered the door, also agreed.

Then the two looked at each other and found each other's existence.

"Ah, four-legged snake!"

"What? Calling me... I'm so rude, you lizard!!"

The two pushed each other in an instant and began to fight.

Seeing this scene, Nero immediately became excited, ran to the side of the two, cheered and cheered, "Are you going to perform a gladiatorial fight for Yu in front of Yu? Great, come on."