You're Lazy, Dracula

"Because, I'm too lazy to hide." Dracula replied lazily: "I won't die anyway, so it's better to be able to die. After all, why do you choose a system that was created to save the world? It's funny how a super devil like me is the host."

[Because this system is a system created by the will of the universe to save and guide the world, instead of choosing a weak and cowardly host and slowly guiding him to grow, it is better to directly choose an invincible host. For the purpose, it should be more efficient]

The system paused and continued.

[Also, the host is the only person in this world who has saved the world twice by himself.In fact, in this world, compared to God and Satan, the one who loves this world the most is actually you, the host.]

Dracula pinched his butt, neither admitting nor refuting, he just said leisurely: "System, I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?"

[Host, you always have ingredients and ready-made food in your Castlevania, why do you want to request it from the system?This system can provide magical weapons, powerful exercises, and anti-sky ability, but refuses to provide food, which will affect the style of this system]

"The garbage system, I don't even have food, what's the use of you?" Dracula rolled over and shouted lazily, "The world!"

Beside him, a strong man wearing platinum armor gradually appeared.

"Hey, world, why did your color turn white? So you're not very yellow?" Dracula said in surprise.

The world, of course, would not answer his words, but stood silently on the side, waiting for his orders.

[Because it completed its evolution after the host successfully killed God, now it should be called the world beyond heaven]

The system answered Dracula's question.

This stand-in, called the world, was when Dracula was traveling to study and helped a vicious-looking bad student, after defeating a junior second vampire, he absorbed the rewards he got.

[Host, I think, with your mentality at the time, you are not qualified to say that everyone is a vampire, and no one is qualified to teach anyone a lesson]

"Forget it, those are not important." Dracula ignored the system and ordered to the world: "World, help me organize my hair."

"World, help me brush my teeth."

"World, help me wash my face."

"World, give me a shave."

"World, help me spread this quilt on the throne."

After instructing the world to do all the chores, Dracula lay lazily on his throne under the quilt.

He touched his stomach, thought about the distance between the kitchen of Castlevania and the throne room, and then sighed: "World, world, why after you evolved, you still only have a range of twenty meters?"

[Host, you are enough, if the world has its own consciousness like 'Echo ACT3' and 'Golden Experience Requiem', I have to kill you]

"Oh, then I'm really looking forward to it." Dracula yawned lazily, "Forget it, the kitchen is too far to go, I'll sleep first, good night."

[Host, please be diligent, okay?I wake you up in this age to let you do your job, not to let you be lazy here! 】

"It doesn't matter, anyway, the mission failed, and you can't do anything about me." Dracula closed his eyes and said: "Compared to those miscellaneous missions, I might as well sleep with him for three hundred years, and there will be games when I wake up. It's time to play."

【Okay, host, since you are so lazy, don’t blame me】

The system said coldly

Dracula narrowed his eyes and asked, "What are you going to do?"

[Isn't the host hungry?The system has sent you several sweet and delicious desserts]

system says

[Although I can't control you, the powerful host, I can control those mission targets.It's easy for me to taunt them and lure them to the deserted Castlevania.]

boom!

The door to the throne room was suddenly kicked open from the outside.

Dracula looked back lazily.

A few more advanced vampires came in outside the door. The one who took the lead looked at Dracula and sneered:

"Suffer to death, Dracula!!"

Author's message:

Today's update.

Speaking of opening two books at the same time, and the protagonists of these two books are almost two extremes, it is really easy to cause people's schizophrenia...

Ah, the brain is shaking.

Then the new book is also, please recommend, please collect!

3. You gang of vampires, thinking about making big news all day long!

Dracula turned his head sideways, looking at the uninvited guests.

"Hum hum hum," the middle-aged vampire who took the lead, who looked a little disrespectful at first glance, let out a gloomy laugh, and said, "Respected Your Excellency the King of Blood, you have just been resurrected, so you must be very weak. It's no wonder that the war hundreds of years ago must have hurt your vitality. The city of Demons that used to be terrifying and gloomy in the past does not even have the lowest level of undead. Haha, this is the opportunity given to me by God. As long as I absorb you, I Ska will definitely become the most powerful vampire, no, I will definitely become the most powerful god, the god of blood, clam clam clam..."

Dracula looked at the vampire leader who looked like a middle-aged cowherd with a caring look, and then said to the system: "Hey, are you right? The so-called task of saving the world is for me to do it. Kill these mentally handicapped people?"

[Uh, don't look at this guy as mentally retarded, in fact, he is still a dream vampire. 】

The system visibly paused and replied:

[It was I who misled him with my inertial thinking and made him mistakenly think that you, who had just been resurrected after a battle with heaven and hell, were in the weakest state, and now that you have killed everyone, Castlevania, which is empty of people, is even more determined. His point of view is that you are weakly incapable of driving the lowest undead. 】

The system paused again and continued:

[After all, people consider themselves to be a big villain and a careerist, and victory is in sight, can't you allow them to smile? 】

"This guy laughs like a fool," Dracula said. "And he wants to kill me, what does it have to do with me saving the world?"

[No, specifically, he didn't want to kill you, but wanted to use you as a sacrifice to get your invincible power.After all, both God and Satan have been led by dogs now. If he succeeds, wouldn't the world be in danger? 】