You're Lazy, Dracula

"Do you have anything to eat?" Joan said solemnly, "I'm hungry."

In the dining room of Castlevania, Dracula reluctantly looked at Joan of Arc and Mordred, who were munching on the table, and said to himself: "That's enough, this is the first time I've been in a day. I ate dinner twice within that time."

He looked at Mordred silently, thinking that judging from Xiao Mo's performance, her father emperor must not be a simple person, and most likely he was also a foodie.

The others at the dinner table only ate a little, and together Qingji and Elizabeth ate a normal person's appetite, while Kiritake only ate [-]% of a normal person's appetite.

But what Dracula didn't expect was that Nero actually only ate the appetite of normal people in a ladylike manner. Now that I have seen Mordred and Joan of Arc's performance a lot, Dracula thinks that Nero's normal performance is actually How to see how to violate.

"What's wrong? Lord Dracula, why are you looking at Yu like that?" After recovering her heroic spirit, Nero, who was free to change her spiritual outfit, was still wearing that dress that looked like a wedding dress. She wiped her mouth gracefully and asked.

"No, it's fine." Dracula asked cautiously, "Nero, you won't eat more?"

"Why do you want to eat so much? Yu is already full, and eating any more is just a waste of food." Nero wiped his mouth and continued, "Compared to this, Lord Dracula, give Yu gold, gold. This There must be a lot of beautiful clothes and novelties in this era! Yu wants to buy some casual clothes, um, and also buy some clothes for Xiao Mo..."

"Oh, the gold is in the warehouse of Castlevania, you can take as much as you want. Kiyohime, Elizabeth, you too, take a little, go out and buy some clothes of this era." Dracula replied.

He felt that Nero had really brought into the role of Xiao Mo's parent, and he would think about Xiao Mo before he knew it.

"Well. But I have a question for you now." Dracula assumed the posture of Commander Yoon and said slowly:

"I want to kill someone now and save someone, but I don't want to go out, what should I do?"

Author's message:

Second update today.

It is said that although the plot of Doctor Strange is average, Marvel is really a ditch.

That special effect... tsk tsk, anyway, I looked pretty cool.

13. Time and space ability is the best choice for lazy people

"Lord Dracula, who are you going to kill and save?" Wuzhi asked in confusion.

"It's the little girl who showed me the way that day, she seems to be called Sakura, right? She will encounter some very serious things recently." Dracula said: "An old immortal named Matou Zaiyan wants to use insects. Play some shy games with her, this is unbearable, I plan to save her. Well, but I think about it, I just went out with you for such a big lap today, and I took a shower just now. There are more than ten or twenty kilometers from the Dao Matou mansion.”

As he spoke, he lay down on the table lazily: "Totally, I don't want to move!"

"Master, you'd better tell us the specific situation first." At this time, Joan of Arc, who had finished eating, also heard the conversation. As a righteous saint, Joan of Arc immediately asked with concern.

Dracula lay on the table and told all the people present all the things he had seen through his precognitive ability.

"It's too much!" Qing Ji said angrily: "This kind of scum, as expected, the dragon flame of his concubine should purify him!"

"Hmph, four-legged snake, it's rare for me to agree with you." Elizabeth was also full of righteous indignation, and said, "This ugly guy who completely violates the way of idols needs to be given a taste of the underground torture at Bathory's house. Woolen cloth."

"I can't believe that there is such a guy in Yu's world." Nero stood up directly and said to Xiao Mo: "Go, Xiao Mo, go with Yu to clear her up!"

"Okay." Xiao Mo stood up abruptly and had already put on his armor.

The two girls were about to set off to punish the wicked, but they were stopped by Dracula.

"Oh, you two, wait a minute!" Dracula shouted. "It's no use going now, it's going to happen tomorrow morning."

When the two girls heard this, they turned back and sat down.

At this time, the silent Jeanne slammed on the table with a sudden "bang", so frightened that Miss Mizage next to her had her ponytails up and almost jumped up.

"Hey, I'm so angry! I didn't expect such an evil deed in the world." Jeanne looked at Dracula: "Master, let's clear him up, and by the way, let's eradicate this kind of behavior from the world!"

"This guy who influences the style of painting must be eliminated. But Joan of Arc, don't even think about eradicating this kind of behavior you said." Dracula said slowly: "Actually, the magicians of this era are all It's a bit more savory, but that old bug is particularly savage... If you want to eradicate this kind of behavior, it means that you have to plough the entire magic world."

However, he immediately lowered his head again, touched his chin, and said to himself, "Wait a minute, the Saint of the Savior who destroyed the world for justice, um, seems to have an unexpected sense of..."

"Don't panic, I haven't finished speaking yet." Dracula continued: "I don't want her to know that I did it..."

"Why?" X5

The Heroic Spirits questioned one after another.

"Because it's too troublesome to have children." Dracula said rightfully, "Although I don't hate children, but I really don't have the patience to play the game of being a father anymore."

"Don't worry." He waved his hand and said, "I've already found an honest person for her... No, it's a guardian. Just tell him to come pick her up."

"The question now is, how do we save the little girl without revealing a trace, and without arousing suspicion." Dracula said, "It's best to do it in the castle."

"Well, if Mr. Dracula's magic power is enough..." Mordred thought for a while and said, "I can try it with my Noble Phantasm."

Since these heroic spirits are incarnate, the magic power they need is extremely huge, and Wuzhi, a new ancestor, cannot afford it at all, so the magic power of these heroic spirits is temporarily borne by Dracula.

"Well, your Noble Phantasm is quite halal, yes." Dracula said, "But isn't Sakura killed by you?"

Mordred thought for a moment and said, "Oh, yes."

"Joan of Arc." Wuzhi said, "I have a question. In this world, is there such a magician who can defeat a Servant head-on?"

"Well, there should be." Joan of Arc thought for a while and said, "But in this Holy Grail War, there should be no magician who can defeat the Servant."

"That's good." Wuzhi looked at Dracula and said, "Lord Dracula, anyway, this is also during the Holy Grail War. With your ability, it shouldn't be difficult to contract a Servant for that little sister, right? "

"Well, Wuzhi, I think your special mother is really a genius." Dracula thought for a while and said, "In this way, we can use the Holy Grail War to justifiably cover up our traces, come, let this Holy Grail A master in the war is under our control, um, yes, just do it."

Sakura raised her head timidly, looking at the bald-headed, gloomy old man.The old man was hunched over, wearing a mud-colored kimono and holding a wooden cane.

It looked as if he was about to step into the coffin next, and his body was full of decay, but this old man gave people the feeling that "he can live like this for hundreds of years".

The old man's eyes were beastly green, and the whites of his eyes were even black.He was looking at Sakura with the eyes that looked at the favorite goods, as if a hungry beast saw fresh meat.

"Then, Sakura, you will be a member of the Matou family from now on." The still elegant father, dressed in a red suit, pushed Sakura in the direction of the weird old man without hesitation.

"You have to learn magic from grandpa and listen to what grandpa said, you know?" The gentle mother forced a smile, her face still had the tears from crying last night.