You're Lazy, Dracula

"Xue Cai, long time no see."

Akatsuki looked at the group of intimate girls here, then at Dimitri who had retracted the beast, and then retracted the long knife into the scabbard.Some of the monks of Zhang Er couldn't figure it out and sighed:

"What the hell is going on?"

Sensing a violent wave of magic power coming from the direction of Dimitriye and Xiao Ancient City, Nangong Nayue, who was gracefully cutting food with a knife and fork, stopped suddenly. She looked in the direction of Xiao Ancient City, and then He looked at Dracula who was sitting opposite him and was feasting, and asked:

"no problem?"

"No problem, Dimitri is there, we will definitely fight, but we definitely won't be able to fight."

Dracula temporarily put down the knife and fork in his hand, and while taking a sip of the drink, he answered the question of the witch in the gap.

The two are sitting opposite each other on the most remote table on the deck of this cruise ship, but their appearance has not been ignored at all. Their outstanding appearance is one aspect, and the other is, for Eating, Dracula let the world act as a waiter for him and Nangong that month.This table is within twenty meters of the self-service area where all kinds of food are placed, and this is the area where the world plays out.

As a result, other guests at the banquet saw an invisible mysterious force that kept delivering some food to the table of Dracula and Nangong Nayue.

But they didn't say anything. There may be very few people who know Dracula, but Nangong's name in that month is still quite famous, and these people have no intention of touching the witch's mold.

"anyway."

Before Nangong picked up the knife and fork to cut food again that month, he asked Dracula.

"Did you notice anything?"

"of course."

Dracula lazily stomped his feet and replied:

"It's hiding under here, Dimitrie, that guy is really a psycho."

Author's message:

ps: I saw someone asking Wuzhi... the girls from Castlevania will probably appear in the maze of the blue witch.

53. Please do not vandalize public property

In the early morning of the next day, it was still the same as before. Under the urging of Himeragi Yukina and her sister, Akatsuki Kojo, yawned and sat on the tram to the school together with Agurola and Himeragi Yukina.

In that month of Nangong, because Dimitri was found hiding terrorists on his boat last night, he had already tried to find a way to reduce the loss, so today Xiao Gucheng and their class still have Dracula as the head teacher.

But Xiao Gucheng didn't know about this, because he had already left early because of something before Dracula's class.

In today's social class, Dracula still had the lazy, eclectic appearance in class, lying on the podium, explaining the content of the social class to the students under the podium.

Japanese social classes involve a lot of content and are very complicated, and sometimes geography and history are involved. For example, today, Dracula is explaining the history of Japan's Sengoku period to these guys.

"So today, let me talk to you about the famous figures in Japan's Sengoku period."

Dracula tried his best to prop up his upper body from the podium with his elbows, looked around the students below with his eyes without the slightest motivation, and continued:

"Today we will talk about those famous figures in the Japanese Warring States Period."

In the eyes of all the students under the podium, an invisible force slowly pulled out the chalk and drew a neat map of Japan on the blackboard.

"It's said that in that not-too-distant era, during the Warring States period in Japan, there were a group of village chiefs, and each of them wanted their village to rule the entire island."

When Dracula was explaining, the world used chalk on the blackboard to quickly outline the distribution of various forces in Japan's Sengoku period.

"Among these village chiefs, there are several relatively strong village chiefs, one is the village chief of Kai Village, Takeda Shingen, because he is very good at fighting, so he is called "The Tiger of Kai" by the surrounding village chiefs, and the other is the village chief of Kai Village. One is the village head of Echigo Village, because he is also good at fighting and handsome, so he is called "Dragon of Echigo" by the surrounding village heads."

The world painted the territories of Kaesue Kenshin and Takeda Shingen in red and blue with colored chalk.

"The strongest of the two village chiefs, of course, saw the right thing. After the two fought against each other several times, they became the legendary [enemies]. Then, after the two When I was having fun playing the Enemy game, one of the village chiefs appeared among the village chiefs who will be the most powerful in the future, that is, the poor man who is dragged out every time by your game manufacturer and abused, the village chief of Owari Village, the sixth The demon king, Oda Nobunaga."

The world diligently painted the area of ​​Owari yellow.

"We have said in the class before that the village head of Oda has basically completed Shangluo and controlled the world, but the son of the former island owner who was controlled by him was not happy, so he urged the village chiefs everywhere to rebel , but the other village chiefs are all weak, and the strong village chief will naturally take the lead, so [Tora of Kai] Village Chief Takeda Shingen raised his troops directly, and soon, he forced Village Chief Oda to take the lead. It is not impossible to become the owner of the island if this continues, to remove all obstacles, but on the way to Luo, Village Chief Takeda Shingen suddenly fell ill and died..."

The world has drawn a big white cross on Takeda Shingen's sphere of influence.

"However, Village Chief Oda can't take it lightly, because there is another strong man, Kenshin in the shirt."

Dracula picked up the teacup on the podium, took a sip of tea, and continued:

"Speaking of Shangshan Kenshin, this village chief is a bit different from other village chiefs. During the Warring States period, in order to continue their family, most village chiefs would accept wives and concubines, which made the male students very envious. The harem, but this top shirt Kenshin has never been close to women in his life. He even has a beautiful boy guard, and the people in it are willing to die for him, so under the production of those game manufacturers with dark psychology, Shangshan Kenshin gradually became Shangshan sister."

World Speedy used the white chalk in his hand to outline on the blackboard the appearance of sister Shangshan in Warring States Lance.

"Leaving aside his gender, what we want to talk about is his subsequent deeds. After the death of Takeda Shingen, Kenshin also defeated Oda Nobunaga. However, on the eve of deciding victory or defeat, he also died of illness in the army. .Then the question is, does anyone know what kind of truth I want to give you when I tell you this example?"

Yaze Motoki raised his hand, and Dracula motioned him to stand up and said.

The teenager with superpowers wearing earphones scratched his broken hair, and then said:

"In my opinion, the teacher wants to express the truth that the world is impermanent and fate is ill-fated, so we should face every day life happily."

"wrong."

Dracula beckoned him to sit down, then said:

"The entanglement between Shingen Takeda and Kenshin Kamisuzu can be summed up in one sentence, that is [friends walk together for life, whoever wins the world is the dog], what I want to say is how many people appeared in yesterday's card pool It’s sold, I know there are people in the class, and I saw you posted it on Twitter! Anyone who sold the product has memorized the history of Takeda Shingen and Kami Kenshin, and I will ask you tomorrow. "

There was a burst of crying voices from under the podium, most of them were boys.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, this is the test site, it will be good for you to consolidate it."

While Dracula was teaching his students, there was a commotion in the corridor outside the door.It sounded like a group of girls screaming, and very messy footsteps.