You're Lazy, Dracula

"That's why Kiritsugu didn't say anything."

Irisviel tilted her head and replied with a smile.

Saber suddenly felt speechless, she was silent for a moment, but changed the subject and said to Irisviel:

"...I am very grateful to Irisviel. Without a woman like you, I would probably be defeated in this Holy Grail War without a fight."

"That's each other. I also hope that my husband will become the Master who finally gets the Holy Grail."

The two beautiful women looked at each other with a heart-to-heart look, but there were some sparks in their eyes.

"Okay, don't talk about these sad things. Speaking of which, why didn't you see another gentleman, Mr. Archer?"

Irisviel clapped her palms and asked suddenly.

"Archer is making his own arrows with the ability of props, and he is still saying something like, 'I must use up these arrows this time', which seems to be very bloody."

Saber replied.

"What does it mean?"

"I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand what he said."

In a darkened room, a report on the latest serial killer was playing slowly on the TV.

On the sofa in the room, the host and hostess of this house have lost the breath of life.Their throats were slit, and one fell on the sofa, the other on the cold floor.

A young man with burgundy hair was standing in the center of the room. He stretched out his foot and used the fresh human blood filled in the iron bucket next to him to outline a magic circle with a strange aura on the ground.

He was holding a yellowed book in his hand, and was chanting some weird spells against it.

"Hey, kid, do you think there really are demons?"

He suddenly turned his head and said to the corner of the sofa next to him.

There was a little boy in the corner, a child of this family. At this moment, his parents were already lying down in the room, and he was also tied up by the demon, with tape on his mouth.

Seeing the demon looking at him, the little boy let out a panicked cry of "uuuuu".

Yusheng Ryunosuke is the name of this serial killer.After he lost his passion to kill, he returned to his hometown. Before that, he had been killing people all over the country.

He gradually lost his passion. In the warehouse behind his hometown, he found an old book that was said to be able to summon demons, which rekindled his passion for killing.

In order to summon the devil, he infiltrated the family, killed the family's parents and three children, and used the children's blood to outline the magic circle.

The reason why the child in front of him was not killed was only because the blood of the three children was enough.

After intimidating the little boy, Yusheng Ryunosuke continued to chant the spell, and just after he thought the spell was fake, suddenly, the summoning circle emitted a red light, and from the violent wind, a, uh, A weird man who looks like a famous German footballer.

"Ask me, call me, summoner who made me appear in this world as a Caster class...I'm asking your name here. Who is there?"

Yusheng Ryunosuke scratched his head and replied:

"Well, my name is Yuyu Ryunosuke. Freelancer. Hobby is killing people. Loves children and young girls."

"Very good. The contract is established. I have a long-cherished desire to get the Holy Grail that you crave. The key to Paradise will surely fall into our hands, right?"

The weird man said in a weird tone.

"Huh?" Although he didn't understand what the man was saying, Yusheng Ryunosuke still remembered his purpose. He showed the bound little boy to this strange man.

"Anyway, as a gift, how about the one over there? Are you going to eat him?"

The strange man glanced at the little boy with a blank expression, suddenly took out a book from his arms, and after chanting two spells on it, he lowered his head and gently untied the little boy. rope.

"Okay boy, go out the door over there. Go straight ahead, don't look around, go out on your own feet. - Alone, go out."

The boy nodded firmly, and the man patted the boy's back with a smile on his face.

At this time, the mutation happened again, perhaps because he didn't pay attention just now, Yusheng Ryunosuke accidentally knocked a bunch of black matter that appeared on the table at some point into the summoning formation on the ground.The summoning array radiated light again, and a terrifying coercion that seemed to destroy the entire world appeared in this room.Then, the pressure gradually dissipated, and a silver-haired beautiful girl in a strange pose appeared in the summoning formation.

She has long, dull hair on her head, and holds a crowbar in her hand, with a small spark floating beside her.

"Hmm... that's what you said? Servant, Chaos sneaking around you with a smile, Nyarlathotep-chan, come on!"

"Ctugya, come on."

The little spark beside her also shouted in a girlish voice.

She jumped out of the summoning formation and looked around.

"Well, it looks like it's a place where cult rituals are being held. Well, that's right. After all, they are evil gods. But now I'm a woman, and occasionally I want to be summoned from a brighter place."

She ignored the presence of Ryunosuke Yuyu and the strange Heroic Spirit, and looked around to herself.Amazingly, her behavior did not arouse a single question from the two of them.

She saw the little boy who was about to go out but stopped moving, and the tentacle monster hiding in the compartment behind the door, waiting for an opportunity to attack.

"Ah, I must have turned a blind eye to my character. Well, but I can't help it, Mr. Dracula seems to like children very much." She waved her hand, threw out the crowbar in her hand, and easily pulled the tentacle. The blame has become a mosaic.

"Ha, so, I can brag about it with Mr. Dracula too!"

She clapped her hands happily, then reached out and drew a circle on the wall, and she actually got into the circle.

"Dracula, I'm here to play with you!"

Author's message:

Second update today.

Recommend a book.