You're Lazy, Dracula

"Please Mr. Dracula, let me hide for a while."

The white-haired man showed a weak expression similar to before, begging and said:

"If I go out now, I'm afraid I will be beaten to death by Gudazi, Matthew and Leonardo."

"Okay, then touch slowly, I'm going back."

Dracula said, holding Joan's hand.

"" That's it, goodbye. "

After he finished speaking, he was about to turn around and take Joan back slowly, but two shouts that were too loud and untimely made him stop in his tracks.

"We brought gifts to worship!"

"That's right, Magical Girl Meggie Mellie is here!"

It was the voices of Naiyazi and Kezi. In order to see what these two guys were doing again, Dracula stepped back again.

From the position where he and Joan stood, we can see that Naiyazi and Kezi are in high spirits, standing triumphantly in the mourning hall, facing the murderous eyes of Gudazi, Matthew and Da Vinci around them.In the hands of the two of them, they were also holding a hooded, white-haired woman with a good figure.

Looking at this woman who was covering her face secretly, the hairy antenna on the top of Artoria's head suddenly stiffened. She looked at the person in surprise and asked:

"You, you are Merlin...how come? So you are also a daughter?"

"I'm capsized in the gutter, my king..."

This "Merlin" replied with a wry smile in a seductive voice.

"What, what? Did the magical girl Meggie Meili really appear?"

Roman outside the door was also stimulated after hearing the idol's name. He rushed into the mourning hall and appeared in front of everyone.

"doctor?"

"Romani, are you still alive?"

"Hey, Merlin, you're actually a woman... No, no, I'm not, I don't, you've got the wrong person!"

Author's message:

PS: The fgo volume is finally finished, and I finished writing today, and the full attendance time has not yet passed.The computer ran out of battery, so I created this chapter with my mobile phone, what a dick.

PS2: The normal update will resume tomorrow. I have to take time to complete the first draft and submit it to the instructor for review. The next volume is Lazy Angel.

①① The lazy angel and the lazy lord

1. Departure

"We're leaving, this time we're really leaving."

Standing at the gate connecting Castlevania and Chaldea, Dracula said to Gudazi and some other followers who came to see him off.The reason why he said it was the second time was because Castlevania had actually been through it once before, but turned back again at Qing Ji's request.

The reason is that she came back to pick up a certain fox who was frustrated in life. After the restoration of the human system, Tamazamae enthusiastically asked Queen Mary, a local snake, to take her to Paris, France, a city nicknamed the "Romantic Capital". Here is a good catch.

As a result, there is nothing wrong with the fox's appearance and conversation. However, she has been in Castlevania and Chaldea for a long time, and the men she usually comes into contact with are basically servants, even Roman, who looks the most useless. , also has the hidden identity of King Solomon, rich and handsome.So after wandering around the street with Mary and the others, the fox found out in despair that either she looked down on others, or the good men were taken away by other women first.

After turning around, Tamamomae returned to Chaldea, the human security agency, sickly, ignoring Roman who was being hunted down by Da Vinci and the others, and just squatted at the gate of Chaldea.After spending a lot of money and traveling so far to Paris, the only harvest she got from this trip was "Parisian food tastes good".

Fortunately, Qing Ji is also familiar with her relatives and friends, or before meeting Dracula, these older married women who hate each other have always comforted each other in this way.When Qing Ji failed to go out on a "blind date" and a bloody case happened, it was usually Yuzaoqian and the other monsters who came forward to help wipe her buttocks.

So the Castlevania came back from outside the world after walking not far, causing Gaia and Alaya to complain unhappily.

Seeing Qing Ji walk over and pull up Yuzao, who was squatting on the ground, and take her back to the Castlevania, Dracula who was standing at the door also feebly raised his hands to Gudazi and the others to say goodbye:

"Then goodbye, we are really leaving this time. I threw you the magic circle, which is my proof that I am the biggest investor in Chaldea. If there is anything to do with each other in the future, I will use that thing to communicate." Bar."

The "magic circle" that Dracula mentioned was the so-called "reward" of the system that he got after he helped to overthrow the Demon King's team and shouted Liu Liuliu this time.This formation is a formation that can communicate, exchange, and transport living things and objects across the world. In fact, this kind of formation can be done by Dracula and Naiyazi. .But one of these three guys was too troublesome to do it, and the other two were obsessed with spoofing Merlin and messing up the relationship between men and women among the leaders of Chaldea, so this job fell on the system.

During the period after Roman's resurrection, because of his behavior of fishing and deceiving the girl's tears, as well as the pig brother's appearance that appeared from time to time against the sissy Merlin, his position as the director of Chaldea was unanimously voted out, and then Gu Dazi successfully ascended to the throne and became the fourth generation of Chaldea.Not only that, after the recovery of human rights, the clock tower in England seemed to have finally noticed something was wrong, so after Gu Dazi became the director of Chaldea, he was called to the clock tower and awarded The identity of an opening magician.

Matthew is quite critical of this. In her opinion, Gudazi's achievements are not too much to be conferred even if he is awarded the crown magician, but Roman and the former director of the red pantyhose explained to her the clock tower. According to the rules for conferring titles, this senior girl calmed down.

The title of the Clock Tower is just a trivial matter. After all, the internal combat power of Chaldea can be said to have completely exploded the Clock Tower, and in the few days when they were very idle and ready to set off, Dracula and Wuzhi discussed it that month. , decided to invest a large amount of activity funds in the institution of Chaldea in his own name.Anyway, there is so much money in Castlevania, if Dracula hadn’t been lazy, he could have replaced the entire castle with diamonds, gold and jade. Dracula's krypton gold, squandering it for Nero and Elizabeth, or saving it for the stupid things Mordred did, it's better to use it to do something meaningful.

As a result, in addition to a very strong doctor, Chaldea also had an investor who did not know how strong he was and also served as the chairman.

As for Gudazi, the most substantial help is that she successfully signed a contract with Roman, the crowned magician hero who has returned to the status of King Solomon, and bound a crown-level spirit foundation to Gaia. The interior of Ledi's institution.Now that the girl is going out, she can already declare to the outside world that she is the crown master who has contracted the crown magician.

Of course, this world seems to be calm after the destruction of the demon king Getia, but there are still undercurrents surging under the cover of the surface. Gudazi and Mash will face many challenges in the future, but whether it is Roman Even Dracula believes that she can overcome obstacles and keep moving forward.

Then in this world, there is really nothing to do with yourself.Kiyohime's good friend Yuzao was taken by her to go with her and others. If Mordred and Joan of Arc Nero miss their friends and relatives, they can also go to and from Jia at any time through the magic circle set up inside the Castlevania. Lede, so now is the time for Castlevania to leave.

Dracula turned around and wanted to walk back slowly, but he felt someone hugging his thigh hard.

He lowered his head, and found that the one holding his leg was the useless King Solomon, Mr. Roman.

"Brother, I beg you, let me go with you."

With a miserable expression on his face, Roman hugged Dracula's thigh and begged:

"After I signed a contract with Gudazi and transferred the spirit foundation, I have died several times in the past two days. I am also a crown-level magician after all. Is it normal to die so many times in two days?"

"Roman, 【Life is a pilgrimage of pain】, isn't that what you said?"

Dracula patted Roman on the shoulder with a smile, and then rejected him mercilessly.

"Besides, you did it yourself, why should I help you block the gun? Hold your nose and continue to die. Maybe you will get used to it?"