You're Lazy, Dracula

"Ah, since you're already up, why don't you go to Paris and see what you can eat." As he muttered, he walked into the treasure house of Castlevania, took two pieces of gold from it and put them in his pocket. .

Then he teleported to the hall of Castlevania with a space spell, turned into a bat, flew out from the gate of Castlevania, and headed towards Paris in the dark.

In the night sky, the cold wind blew on the face of Dracula who had turned into a bat, and the refreshing high air flow made him inexplicably nostalgic about this world.

"I'm really old," he sighed.

Crossing the sky over the brightly lit Paris city, he did not choose to fall in the splendid noble district, but chose the dilapidated and remote civilian district.In the noble area, there will definitely be relevant personnel to investigate suspicious persons. Although it has no effect on Dracula, the lazy vampire king has no motivation to solve such trivial matters.So in order to avoid trouble, he directly landed in a crowded and complicated civilian area.

Landing in a remote alley, Dracula turned into a human figure. He tidied up his collar and walked from the small alley to the street in the civilian area.

Compared with the aristocratic districts of Paris, the streets of the civilian districts are sparsely populated at night, and most people have closed their doors early to avoid trouble.On the street, apart from the noisy taverns, there are only a few dim oil lamps, illuminating the street feebly, preventing the drunken people who get drunk at night from being able to see the street clearly.

Dracula looked left and right with interest. He slowly walked along the street in the civilian area, towards the noble area. He wanted to eat some long-lost meat in a high-end restaurant.

"Look at how smart I am. When I land in a civilian area, I can avoid some middle-aged and middle-aged nobles who are too expressive to demolish my stage. This saves me a lot of effort." Dracula walked towards the system. said.

[I think in terms of the host's eternal luck value, no matter where you are, trouble will come to you, for example, you see. 】

In the tavern in the distance, three drunkards suddenly staggered out. They were blushing, their shoulders were crossed, and they were walking swayingly. As they walked, they were still shouting that no one could hear them. understand.Dracula could see from their body language that the three drunks were in a state of excitement after being drunk, and what they most wanted to do now was to find someone to fight.

To avoid trouble, Dracula circled into the shadows of the street corner, where he stood, patiently waiting for the three drunks to pass.

But it backfired. When the three drunks were walking by Dracula, one guy accidentally tripped over the uneven street. He staggered a few steps to the side, and then he got involved. Dracula's trench coat.

"Ah, bastard, what kind of eyes do you have?" The drunk man saw Dracula looking at him with the eyes of a sunken canine, and his desire to fight suddenly became excited, "Do you look down on Lao Tzu? Fights? Bastards!"

He took a knife out of his arms and gestured towards Dracula.

[What to do with the host, when this guy is drunk, he will really stab you with a knife. 】

The system said with schadenfreude.

"It doesn't matter, just stab..." Dracula sighed, "I won't kill me anyway, no, I can't even break the defense..."

Seeing Dracula squinting and sighing, the drunk man thought that Dracula was mocking him, so he shouted, and staggeringly stabbed Dracula in the chest with a knife.

boom!

The knife stabbed hard into Dracula's chest, making a crisp sound and breaking into two pieces.

The drunk man was stunned for a while, looking at the knife with only half left in his hand, his brain paralyzed by alcohol could not turn around for a while.

[Okay, now, how to drive these three guys away with the least effort. 】

Dracula thought about it.

【Have. 】

He opened his mouth and showed a Jotaro-style smile to the three drunks.

"Evil... the devil!!" The three drunkards were directly woken up by the wine, and they ran away.

[You can drive away these troublesome guys just by touching your facial muscles, I'm really a genius. 】

Dracula thought with some smugness.

【Don't kill them? 】

the system asked.

"You systems, all day long, slam the host, kill and kill, is it good to be harmonious." Dracula sighed and said: "They are just drunk, not killing my whole family, what am I doing to kill him, are you tired? Tired."

He continued: "Speaking of which, since I have killed several guys in this world who wanted to destroy the world, then I can leave this world. After dinner, you can send me away..."

[Host, I'm afraid it won't work for a while? 】

said the system.

"Why?" Dracula asked.

[Although the guy named Ska died, his Fox family still exists.Now his son Reid has taken over the family and is planning another big story. 】

"Ah, fuck!" Dracula said: "These bat spirits, can you stop!!"

He stood there and thought for a while, then continued to walk towards the noble district, "Forget it, let's go eat first!"

[Host, I suggest you complete this task as soon as possible, there are special rewards? 】

"Oh. Not interested." Dracula continued to walk slowly.

[Host, it's a beautiful girl I carefully selected for you, a reward specially prepared to comfort you, a thousand-year-old virgin.Silver hair and double ponytails, arrogant and charming loli, completely hit your strike zone. 】

"Oh." Dracula stopped, "Then let me ask you a question, after this beautiful girl was attacked by me, she would wait for me to dress and bathe every day, help me cook and feed me every day, I want to Where will she take me, will she help me buy anything I want, and will she sit up and move by herself every night when I have sex?"

【Uh, no...】

"Forget it, not interested." Dracula continued to move forward.

【Why?The ultimate beautiful girl! ! 】

"Women are such creatures, I've seen through it long ago, it's too troublesome." Dracula said: "If you want to win the favor of a woman, if you don't have money and are not handsome, then you must try your best to say good things. Use kind words to please her, work hard to earn money to support her, and after you get married, you have to work hard to maintain your relationship, otherwise some women may climb the wall. Chasing a woman is too troublesome, I am too lazy to make up good words please them."

[But host, aren't you the rich and handsome one? 】

Dracula said slowly: "But the women I found like this are only physical relationships. If you want to vent, then I might as well call Ji..."

The system was silent for a long time, and suddenly a sentence came out.