You're Lazy, Dracula

ps1: I'm so tired, but last night I finally finished revising the paper for the first time and handed it in. I don't know the result... I'll see if I can add a change later.

34. How do I accept Xiaoyu? (Meditation)

On the beach here, Gabriel was successfully aroused by Satania's noble behavior of "sacrificing his life" to play at the beach. Dracula looked here, of course he did not forget that the system The meaning that I brought into this world.But now it seems that this lazy angel will not pull out the horn of destruction on this island. In the past two weeks, Dracula has basically figured out this guy's routine.Gabriel usually only encounters things that don't go well, such as when a teammate is killed because of a cheating teammate, or when she uses [God Walk] to rush on the road in the morning, she will teleport her underwear to her seat. Want to pull out the horn to destroy mankind.

Moreover, even after Dracula walked away with the girls, this guy wanted to pull out the horn when he encountered something, there were still people who saved the world many times here, the devil savior from the underworld, Ms. In terms of combat power alone, Dracula doesn't know who will win the fight between these two guys, but usually Vinet makes a move anyway, Dracula has never seen Gabriel succeed in resisting.

So he confidently handed over the task of guarding Gabriel to Vinette, while he leisurely put his hands behind his back, fell at the end of the line, and followed the girls to the side where the Chaldean heroic spirits gathered. past.After seeing the guy Dracula walking up, although he didn't show anything, the girls in Castlevania looked very happy. For this guy who is too lazy to walk with them, it is strange to be able to walk with them. That's enough to make the girls happy.

The mobility of these heroic spirits is really super strong. Of course, it is also possible that Skahan’s cold spear tip made these heroic spirits super mobile. Anyway, when Dracula followed the girl from Castlevania When we walked slowly to the beach where the heroic spirits gathered, Roman had already prepared the dressing room for male and female heroic spirits.Not only that, but at Gudazi's request, Roman also specially made a small one next to the two big dressing rooms, for Alfred, Dion, and Enkidu to be exchanged for heroic spirits. Put on your swimsuit.

Now these heroic spirits have changed into their own unique swimsuits. The female heroic spirits have relatively good capital, so apart from the tranquility wrapped in tights because of physical problems, other female heroic spirits are not stingy at this time. Boldly showing off his figure, even the staid Mao Wang put on a white swimsuit that raised the blood pressure of the Knights of the Round Table collectively by dozens of percentage points.On the male side, except for guys like Emiya Shirou and Emiya Kiritsugu who are closer to normal people wearing serious swim trunks, there are other guys of all kinds, for example, wearing masks and dressing up as Mozart and Sanson in beach pervert masks.Sometimes Dracula really felt a little puzzled, what was going on in the mind of this French nobleman, how could Louis XVI tolerate this trio hanging around with his wife every day?

So whenever he sees the Queen of Cakes, he will feel that it is great that Joan of Arc in his family was just a village girl before his death. Pollution, along with this quality, also affected Joan of Arc from whom she was born.

It is said that apart from Wuzhi, Nayue, Nero, Elizabeth, and Qingji who followed him, the other girls in Castlevania were scattered here.Dracula took a cursory glance, but found several of them. Joan of Arc and Mary, Queen of the Cake, were walking together, talking and laughing, while Joan of Arc was sent by Madara to play water polo with little Joan of Arc. .Naiyazi and Kezi were wearing black and red bikinis respectively, carrying a large tank full of an unknown blue substance on their backs, and they were spraying something into the sea while walking along the beach. The people who saw this scene Dracula was grateful for the foresight he had just thrown an enchantment around the island after discovering that Naiyazi and Kezi were missing. No matter what these two guys were doing, at least the substances inside would not He broke through his barrier and ran to the outside world.

On the other side of the forest, Scathach, who was wearing a purple bikini and showed off his fiery figure, just walked out with a group of listless Celtic spirits.The craftsman walked gracefully, hired Tingting, and showed great manners, but none of the four dogs following her had the intention to appreciate the beautiful scenery, and two of them even whispered to each other quietly, by the way. Pointing at Scathach in front, he smiled furtively.

So they failed to get out of the forest, so they were hung on the tree next to them by Skaha, using magic guns.

After looking around, Dracula did not find Xia Yin, Mordred, and Yuki, and he didn't know where Xiao Mo dragged them to go crazy.Cuixiang, who is considered an adult according to her seniority and relationship, also went crazy with Mordred and the others.None of these guys saw it. Instead, he saw a fox in a blue bikini walking towards them listlessly. Eltro Lucy in a black lace swimsuit.

"Xiaoyu, what's wrong?"

Seeing her friend's unhappy look, Qing Ji stepped forward and asked her curiously:

"Didn't you tell my concubine just now that you want to come here to catch Kaizi?"

"Yeah, that's what I planned to do."

Tamazamo sighed deeply, and the three fox tails dragged listlessly on the ground behind him.

"But I didn't recall it until halfway through. I seem to have seen all the male heroic spirits here. You see, either they are the kind of famous grass who have their own masters, and they are not moved at all—"

While talking, the fox pointed Kiyohime in a certain direction. Over there, the Emiya father and son presented iced drinks to Irisviel and Tohsaka Rin respectively.

"Or it's the kind of frigid, rotten good guy with a bit of gay tendencies—"

This time, the fox pointed in another direction. In that direction, Siegfried and Little Sun were squatting, honestly playing sandcastles with children like Jack, and there was a black-skinned younger brother of Little Sun following him. They piled together, and looked at the little sun with competitive eyes while stacking.

These guys, Karna and Arjuna who are arguing probably won't talk to the fox, and no matter how much Siegfried flirts with her, he will probably just say sorry and have a family.

"And then, in the end, there's only this pervert left—"

With a little despair at the end, the fox pointed to the suspicious trio dressed in strange shapes and following Mary who was smiling brightly at Joan of Arc.

"After thinking about it, the only man on this beach who has any value to flirt with is actually that slob of yours."

Tamamomae finally looked at the sky with despairing eyes, and concluded to Kiyohime:

"Let's not talk about whether my castration punch will accept him to open the harem. I think in terms of his personality, no matter how I tease him, he will not respond."

"...Why don't we let you try because we are good friends?"

After Qing Ji stood there and hesitated for a while, she said to Yu Zaoqian.

"Impossible."

The fox waved his hands and shied away.

"Try it, it doesn't cost money anyway."

Qing Ji probably knew that Dracula could not be picked up by Tamamo, so she was uncharacteristically active at this time. She slightly pushed Tamamo in Dracula's direction, and called Dracula .

"My lord, look this way."

"what?"

When Qing Ji called Dracula, this guy was looking at the screen of the game console in the hands of Blackbeard next to him. Hearing that, both he and Blackbeard raised their heads, and then found Yuzao standing in front of them, waist Bend forward, chest out, hips up, hands on knees, posing a very seductive pose.

I have to say that this fox does have the capital to bring disaster to the country and the people. If her hands are taken to a normal beach, the people chasing her will probably cause the traffic on the beach to be paralyzed.But now here, one Dracula is too lazy to be moved by it, and the other black beard is Lolicon, and Tamamomae, the Yujie type, can't cut into his strike zone.

"Pfft!"

Blackbeard laughed out loud at that moment, and Dracula looked down at Tamamo, whose face was flushed red, and looked at the screen of the game console in Blackbeard's hand and said to him:

"Hey, Blackbeard, you're dying."

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ps: It was agreed to add more, ah... The price of Jinye is that he feels that he is going to be useless.

35. Round Table Bodyguards

Yuzao threw Blackbeard to the ground with a slashing Dragon Fist, then she wiped the blood on her hands on the beach, and followed Dracula silently, with a listless expression on her face. look.

Dracula looked at the fox and didn't know how to comfort her.In the final analysis, the look of the fox is because of the frustration brought about by seeing his good friend Qing Ji get happiness while he is still alone and has been defeated repeatedly.We must often experience this feeling in real life. For example, when you hear news about an old classmate, you suddenly look back and find that his children are already able to play soy sauce, but you are still alone.

It's impossible for Dracula to "sacrifice" himself to marry this fox, right?It's not that Dracula himself doesn't want to, and he's not a hypocritical guy. From a man's standpoint, no one should refuse such a thing.But let's not talk about whether Ji Wuzhi and the others agree or not, it is impossible for Yuzao himself to agree in the first place.

Didn't you see that the names of Xiaoyu's moves are all "Polygamous Castration Fist"?

But for them, the future is still long and there is no end in sight. If there is no place to go in front of Yuzao, Dracula, who is Qing Ji's side, certainly doesn't mind lending a place for this fox to lick his heart. Wounds, as for what will happen in the future, he doesn't bother to think about it.

Thinking of this, Dracula lowered his head, looked at Hei Ji Erteluqi who was also following him, and asked:

"Then, how did you get along with this fox? I remember you were dragged away by Xiao Mo, right?"