You're Lazy, Dracula

I thought that Mr. Dracula's pistol was about to see blood again today. The world is not full of bad people.

The devil girl thought happily.

After putting away the pistol, Dracula also looked at the young man in front of him. Since he is not the one who should be killed, then he can get to know him a little bit.So he asked the boy who was finally pulled up by the little Lolita:

"By the way, boy, I don't know your name is...?"

"Hiss, my name is Rentaro."

The young man covered his crotch, took a breath and replied:

"Satomi, Rentaro."

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ps: Yesterday, the event was pushed to the decisive battle between the princess and the emperor. Damn it, it was supposed to be a very hot plot, but the picture was ruined. Doesn’t fgo, the game operator, look at the things drawn by the artist?The princess's smile really makes me laugh to death.

18. Accidents always happen

The next morning, Dracula was originally threatened by the computer, and made an appointment with Joan and the others to take Gabriel and the others out to find something to do.As a result, an accident happened suddenly at New Uruk, and because of this accident, Joan of Arc, who was going to forcibly drag Dracula out of bed this morning, rushed to the place where the illusion was located after receiving the communication. Go to the shrouded ruins area.

This accident was caused by Okita Souji, Oda Nobunaga and the unknown heroine x.Originally, Dracula has not yet found the opportunity to dispatch the heroic spirits on a large scale, so now the heroic spirits here, except for the heroic spirits whose abilities and personalities are more suitable for lurking in the Tokyo area, the other heroic spirits, even Hagrid Those like Si were temporarily arranged by Dracula in the city of New Uruk as kindergarten teachers under Miss Gilgamesh, the director of the kindergarten.Of course, to help take care of the cursed son, Dracula will still provide these heroic spirits with activity points so that they can exchange for something they want with him.As for the source of these things, it is Dracula's system.With his current strength, those things in the system are basically useless, so it is like the friendship points of a money-making mobile game. Now Dracula has too many points in the system to use up. , just took it out to pay these heroic spirits for their work.

Long story short, the Chaldean comic trio also stayed in New Uruk for the time being, and took charge of bringing a batch of cursed sons by themselves.After Dracula advocated letting the heroic spirits teach these little guys the skills to stand upright, the three of them were not idle, and they began to teach some of the things they were good at to these cursed children.However, Ms. Okita Souji was a member of the violent agency Shinsengumi during her lifetime, and she was born with the ability to cut people; Oda Nobunaga was the overlord of the Unified Warring States, so in addition to the skills of leading troops to fight and rule the country, she is good at killing people; As for the nameless heroine x, let alone, she exists to hack down other stupid sabers in the world.So the three of them made a calculation during the meal that day, and felt that this could not be the case, and they had to bring out some characteristics of their own class.So Oda Nobunaga taught not only sword skills but also shooting skills among his cursed sons, and the unknown heroine taught these little guys how to use lightsabers.Miss Zongsi was the only one left, so she thought about it for a while, and decided to teach these cursed sons her footwork that matched her superb sword technique.

Then yesterday afternoon, she gathered the cursed son she brought together to show them.This is nothing, judging from Okita Souji's skills and Noble Phantasm, she should be the same swordsman type character as Sasaki Kojiro who guarded the gate back then, and such heroic spirits are generally stronger.Kojiro Sasaki fought back with a knife in front of the mountain gate of Ryudo Temple. It stands to reason that it should be Hercules, the strongest heroic lolicon chariot in the five battles other than Gilgamesh, and if it wasn't for the one in his hand If it was pretending in vain, he might have cut the Dumb Mao King with swallows.From this point of view, the chief commander with [unnamed three-stage thrust] and footwork [shrinking the ground] should not be too weak.

But unfortunately, the heroic spirits have a characteristic that should be considered a buff, that is, the things and legends that the heroic spirits experienced before them may be sublimated into their treasures or skills after their death, such as the battle of the dog brother Continuing, the Twelve Trials of Hercules and the like, this was supposed to enhance the fighting power of the heroic spirits.Ms. Okita Souji may be an African. The anecdote about her sublimation into skills is the story of her dying on the bed due to five labors and seven injuries in the last period of her life. The story is upgraded to a skill that can basically establish the weakest skill of Miss Okita Souji's job title - [sickness].

What is the use of this skill?Its effect is to make Director Okita intermittently vomit blood [-]/[-], regardless of the time and place or what she is doing, but it will not let her die of illness.Such a cheating skill has entangled Ms. Zouji's life, making her change from a character with strong combat effectiveness to a funny character who can only hang out with Oda Nobunaga and the unknown heroine x, and the most angry What's funny is that the other two people who talk about cross talk are actually not weak. They pretend to be a chicken, but the chief executive is really a chicken, so the one who fights best must be the chief secretary.

There is no way, no matter how good your swordsmanship is, no matter how powerful your treasure is, if you will vomit blood by yourself during the process of liberating the real name of the treasure, then there is really no cure.

So, a coincidence happened, yesterday when Ms. Okita Souji was demonstrating her footwork [shrinking ground] in front of the cursed sons, her cheating skill [sick and weak] broke out.Ms. Souji, who hadn't been able to step on it in one step, slid out directly in the second step, not to mention that she almost wiped out Okita Souji's largest front armor in the cross talk trio The most important thing is that along with Okita Souji's overturned car, the blood in her mouth also spit out, flying three feet away. At that time, there was a row of cursed sons who were standing closest, and it was directly sprayed out of the mouth of Miss Souji. The blood smeared his face.

Enkidu sent a message to Joan of Arc from there this morning, and wanted to ask the milder saint to come over and give some psychological counseling to these children who have suffered huge psychological trauma.As for Roman who proposed to let Martha and Nightingale come over, he was sent back to resurrection by Gudazi this morning.

However, the fact that Joan of Arc rushed back to New Uruk did not allow Dracula to stay in bed for a long time, because although she had left, Joan of Arc was still here.So after Joan walked for five minutes, Black Joan came into the room and dragged Dracula from the bed.

Joan of Arc is not here for the time being, and Joan of Arc, who had a rather arrogant personality and usually doesn't care about Dracula's affairs, seems to have suddenly changed into another person.Not only did she wake Dracula out of bed early, but she also supervised him to wash up and even helped him tidy up his clothes.If the girl hadn't blushed slightly during the whole process, Dracula would really have thought that she and Joan of Arc had changed their outfits today.

Just after Dracula finished, the four angels and demons over there also came out of their own rooms, and among them, Vinette came out of Gabriel's room. She was already fully dressed like Joan of Arc, And he was carrying the sleepy Gabriel in his hand.

After the four girls lingered over the issue of grooming, and waited for Joan of Arc to sneak out Cuixiang, it was almost eight o'clock in the morning.Dracula looked around, they were temporarily living in the office building of Emiya Kiritsugu, so there was no condition here to light a fire and cook by themselves, so he simply took everyone out to have breakfast together, and searched for it by the way. See if there is anything a decent policeman can do.

After deciding on the next itinerary, the group walked out of the building, greeted the Yantou captain Leonida who was squatting in the guard room and taking a nap, and came to the street.

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ps: Well, today is... the fifth day of Broken Shoes, half of the time has passed...

19. Coins

When going out, Dracula took a look at the building next to the office building.It was a relatively dilapidated building, the left side was a residential area, and the right side was scraped off by several various company stores or leased or bought land.On the right side of the building, an exposed iron staircase was specially repaired outside the staircase in the floor, and each floor has different industries.Coincidentally, on the third floor of this building is the so-called "Tendo Private Security Company" where the boy named "Satomi Rentaro" worked yesterday, but its location is rather embarrassing.The location of this security company is on the third floor, downstairs, there is a gay bar on the first floor, and the second floor is the kind of place that is not suitable for children, and upstairs, It was the underworld office, and a love hotel with the top floor facing Emiya Kiritsugu's monitor.

It can be seen that the economic conditions of this company are not very good, otherwise they would not choose to put the company in such a place.The reason why Emiya Kiritsugu came here to open a security company is because the nearby streets are relatively remote, there are many violent incidents against the cursed son in the alleys, and the surrounding area is also relatively chaotic, which is suitable for Emiya Kiritsugu to display his skills .Moreover, compared to the Tendo Private Security Company on the opposite side, Emiya Kiritsugu here has directly contracted an office building, which one is stronger and weaker, which is naturally obvious at a glance.

Presumably this is also the reason why the boy rode a bicycle and rushed to the stage before them yesterday.But although being poor is a little poor, judging from the interaction between him and his initiator yesterday, the relationship between this boy and the cursed son is still relatively good, so if Dao Zuo meets in the future, Dracula will not Mind saying hello to him or something.

But the boy named Satomi Rentaro didn't seem to be there today, and Dracula only saw the beautiful president who just came down from the upstairs and was wearing a black female high school uniform, who seemed to be preparing to go to class.

"so good."

When Dracula saw the president of Tiantong Private Security Company, Dracula heard Vinet behind him sigh.

"Speaking of which, if I delay it for such a semester, will my grades drop?"

"Well, if you want to go to school, of course I won't stop you."

Dracula looked back at her with a smile.

"How about I send you back to class now?"

Vinet hesitated for a moment, but shook her head when she thought of the situation of the cursed sons here.

"Don't worry, when you go back, that month will definitely find a way to help you make up for the lost courses."

Dracula gave the answer that made Gabriel and Satania turn black, and at the same time waved to the beautiful girl president of Tiantong Private Security Company, who stopped politely and nodded at them.

Of course Dracula didn't have the heart to get close to the beautiful girl, not to mention that Joan of Arc and Suika Ibuki were still by his side, so after saying hello, the people on both sides parted ways, and the president who seemed to be called Tendo Kisara set foot on On the way to the school, Dracula took the girls to eat something casually on the street, and then followed the new mission Emiya Kiritsugu sent him to another district.

This time, fate didn't play tricks on them again. Dracula took these girls, but at least they bumped into a stage two gastritis that ran into a building under construction to build a nest.After beautifully demonstrating how to eliminate Gastrea while quietly concealing their identities, completing the commission and accumulating fame, Dracula is ready to take them back.But at this time, Gabriel suddenly made a request to him.

"Mr. Dracula, can you go to the city?"

Gabriel tugged at the corner of his clothes, raised her head and asked:

"My laptop headset seems to be broken and I want to get a replacement."

After Dracula heard the words, he reached into his pocket. He was about to take out the money and said, "I'll give you the money yourself." However, he didn't expect that Joan of Arc came up first, touched Gabriel's head and said:

"Okay, let's go."

Dracula opened his eyes wide, and stared at the girl for a few seconds. Joan of Arc gestured to him to press a button. Dracula thought about it, and finally gave in.

"Okay, let's go, go to the commercial street in the city center."

Of course, the group of people would not squeeze the tram that was suffering, and Dracula obviously didn't have that patience, so everyone still followed him through the teleportation, and then turned out from a certain corner of the city center.