You're Lazy, Dracula

"Finding faults?!"

"Hmph, who would come to find fault with your extremely poor architectural style..."

Ramses II folded his arms, looked at the surrounding architectural styles with disdain, and then said to Gilgamesh:

"There isn't even a pyramid near the palace. It's tasteless, it's really tasteless! If that guy didn't call Yu over to help, Yu wouldn't have come here."

"You want to fight, don't you?! Bastard!"

With veins showing in the corners of Gilgamesh's eyes, he stood up holding his slate book and holding an axe.

"Come on, I'm afraid of you."

Ramses II held his scepter, opened his hands and said:

"It's just that your current spirit base is still a caster. It's very unfortunate that Yu's spirit base is a rider, and it's more advantageous for me in battle. Hohohoho, King of Heroes, do you want the great Ramses II to let you go back?" Why don't you change your spirit foundation and come over and fight again?"

Gilgamesh raised the ax and wanted to throw it at the head of the smirking idiot, but he was stopped by Enkidu next to him, and Xiao En whispered something in Gilgamesh's ear , and then the oldest king snorted coldly, and after saying "you wait", he sat back on the throne, and actually took out a local gold mobile phone from the king's treasure, and pressed it on it cracklingly.

After living in Chaldea for a while, the Oldest King also learned a lot (mainly for entertainment), expertly opened the lock screen of her phone, and clicked on something that looked like a pirated software app.

This is a social software, jointly developed by Merlin and Roman Da Vinci, it is specially provided as a place for the spirits in Chaldea to communicate. The spirits inside are divided into categories according to their roles. Of course, Among them, there are also many people who hold multiple job titles.After Gilgamesh went in, he immediately selected all the heroic spirits of the Assassin job class, and Aite them.

[Bastards, does anyone of you know how this king can convert an assassin's spirit base in the fastest way, and then kill this stupid fool in front of him? 】

Gilgamesh sent a message, and attached his current weapons and equipment, as well as the proud smiling face of Ramses II in front of the message.

After a while, members of Hassan's Order of Assassins came out.

Baimao: [Want to be an assassin, don't misunderstand the oldest king.That is not a profession that you can become a casually. If you want to become a qualified and excellent assassin, the first thing you must learn is to sneak quietly!Wherever you go, you want to beat the gongs and drums to let everyone know that you are the king, how can you be an assassin! 】

Unnamed heroine x: […]

Baimao: 【... Well, since you are sincere, I will tell you a little bit about the skills of assassins.In our Hassan Order, generally speaking, each generation of Hassan has a unique skill that can be applied to assassination.For example, mine is a skill that can freely imitate the skills of Hassan in the past.Well, but if you don't have the talent in this area, it's not impossible. You can learn from the curse wrist and sign a contract with the demon god in exchange for powerful power. 】

Cursed wrist: […]

Hassan the Cursed Wrist did not speak, but silently handed over the certificate awarded to him by King Hassan. That was the last time, after he was summoned to Chaldea at the end of the sixth singularity, King Hassan came over and handed it to him. His certificate has four large characters on it:

[Loyalty is unparalleled. 】

Baimao: [... Well, I admit that as long as it can assassinate the target, it is a good method, and an assassin is an unscrupulous person.But I still want to warn you, the oldest king is also a daughter, if you want to marry someone in the future, you'd better not learn Tranquility's way, otherwise you won't find anyone in the future... 】

Quiet: […]

Jing Mi didn't speak either, but just silently posted a photo. It was the last time she followed Gu Dazi on a mission. On the way back, Gu Dazi posted a photo of them going out for fun. Cone, holding Arash's arm intimately, smiled happily.

Baimao: [...Damn it, you guys are trying to make trouble, right? 】

Just after Baimao finished sending, a clanging bell rang out in the social software. It was a unique reminder sound for people with VIP privileges, and this death knell-like notification sound was exactly the voice of the assassins. Boss, Wang Hassan's voice when he started to speak.

Wang Hassan first sent a message to Baimao: [Baimang, I have read your speech just now.What did you accomplish with that innumerable wisdom?Hundreds of selves competing for the desire of a belief?fool! ...I will go to you tonight and hand over the head! 】

Then Gilgamesh saw that Baimao Hassan, who was very active and dancing just now, had gone offline silently, as if to prepare for his funeral.But anyway, everyone's spirit foundation is bound to Chaldea, even if Wang Hassan went to hack her to death tonight, it was just going through a resurrection countdown process, so everyone didn't care.

After Wang Hassan scolded his little brother in the social software, he sent a message to Gilgamesh. The message was very short, only eight words, but it summed up the essence of all assassination techniques.

Because the eight words that Wang Hassan sent out were: [Throw away the book, hold an ax in both hands].

"Okay, my king understands."

Gilgamesh quickly thanked King Hassan on her mobile phone, then she threw the book on the throne, stood up and slashed at Ramses II.

"Shit! Ramses II! Take my axe!"

Ramesses II looked at this bizarre development and was a little confused. Logically speaking, Enkidu had persuaded the oldest king, but unexpectedly this guy suddenly became violent and attacked him.And what's even more bizarre is that when this guy held the ax with both hands, the aura on her body actually changed from the direction of Caster to Assassin.

"Gilgamesh, you bastard!"

Ramses II raised the scepter in his hand to resist, and Nitocris beside him also summoned his own mirror, trying to stop it.Seeing that the two kings were about to stage a life-and-death battle in this hall, and the other kings beside them formed a circle to watch the fun, Gilgamesh, who was flying in mid-air, was suddenly caught by a crowd. A force stopped it.

Dracula pushed open the door, walked in lazily from outside the hall, then looked at them painfully, and asked:

"I said, I just left here and went back to order an automatic, and you guys started fighting?"

37. Fan the flames

Dracula made the world throw Gilgamesh in mid-air to Enkidu. After the oldest puppet caught Gilgamesh, she put her down, and then Jin Shan looked at Degu with some displeasure. pull, asked:

"Hello? This king is just punishing those who are rude, you want to stop it?"

"It doesn't matter, you can fight wherever you want later."

Dracula sighed and said:

"But you have to wait for me to finish speaking before doing anything, right? After I finish speaking, you can go to a place outside the city and settle your personal grievances. No one will stop you."

"Huh? Why should I listen to you bastard?"

Gilgamesh seemed to be really angry with Ramses II, gritted his teeth and said to Dracula.

Dracula looked at Enkidu, who was standing behind Gilgamesh, and the latter spread his hands to him, expressing that he could do nothing, so Dracula sighed and said:

"Well, it seems that it can only be solved in a tough way."

"Hey, do you want to fight this king?"

Gilgamesh's mouth was very arrogant, but the expression on his face became serious, and golden ripples rippled behind him.