You're Lazy, Dracula

"Tina, Xia Shi, I have a question for you."

52. Dracula's Familia

Hearing Dracula's words, Tina and Qianju Natsushi looked at each other with some doubts, and then replied to him:

"If Mr. Dracula has anything to ask us, please tell us."

"It's like this, I have an idea, if you stop being human..."

Dracula said, and then explained to Tina and Qianshou Natsushi what Naiyako told him.

Although the gods of Cthulhu are indescribable, and have weird tempers and unpredictable ideas, they still have their own families, or believers who worship them.For example, Kezi has a family like the flame vampire, and Cthulhu also has a family of stars, and Naiyazi also raises the Shantak bird as his pet or family, even the blind and ignorant god Azathoth, There are groups like the Shaggai Zerg who worship it.Only Dracula, first of all, compared to the old rulers who have been around for hundreds of millions of years, or the outer gods who started out more than a billion years ago, he is really a model, and second, he himself is lazy and did not go out of his way. I have been looking for things in this area, and three times, because of the various experiences of hanging out with Naiyazi and helping her wipe her ass in the early years, these guys are more or less afraid of him.

Obviously he is much better than other old rulers or outer gods. Although he has no experience of being summoned by believers or family members, he will definitely not eat his family members or believers as snacks, but people are afraid Even if he worships Ke Zong, an old ruler who can eat believers, he is unwilling to worship him.

Here, his close relationship with Nyarlathotep is a very important factor.

All in all, Dracula has become a well-known one among the outer gods, but she is lonely. Even Naiyazi has many people who believe in her and will ask her for things that cannot be touched at all. Only Dracula, even Even the cultists are unwilling to sacrifice to him, so one can imagine how terrible this guy's reputation is.

So now Naiyazi has also thought about the issue of Dracula's family after following him. I talked to him on the phone that day to learn about the situation of the cursed son here, and was entrusted by Dracula to solve the cursed son's original enterovirus After asking this question, Naiyazi had an idea and told Dracula that he might as well just convert the whole family of the cursed son into his family.

Her proposal this time was different from previous proposals, although it must have been this guy's whim, but Dracula thought carefully that this proposal was not impossible.First of all, if the whole family of the cursed son is sublimated into his family, the improvement of life form, the mere original enterovirus is naturally no problem.Even a group like the deep divers who are not considered to be the Cthulhu family at all, just by worshiping Cthulhu, the whole family has obtained the power of immortality if they are not killed by external forces, let alone the cursed son after sublimation The main god is Dracula, who is stronger than Cthulhu, who is so shameful that he doesn't know where he went, and they themselves are the family that Naiyazi carefully shaped for him.

At that time, the pattern of this world will definitely change, and the dominant force will definitely be the cursed son who has been sublimated into a family. Although I don’t say what will happen to other human beings, at least, Dracula will no longer have to be punished by human beings for them. The bullying and find a way.

However, there is also a problem. Everyone knows that the appearance of Cthulhu's lineage has been a problem that has been troubled for many years. I heard that Cthulhu, who has been struggling with believers' business recently, is even going to follow in the footsteps of the great Lord Naia. Turn yourself into a beautiful girl to cheat more delicious... Oh no, I am a believer.

Dracula's main body is an evolutionary form extended from a vampire. However, although it is very tall, its appearance is nothing more than a pool of big and small aunts.When he expands to the extent of more than one galaxy, it will indeed look terrifying and spectacular, but obviously his family members will definitely not be able to reach this height, and the most likely appearance will be a pool of blood. Although Dracula will definitely teach these little girls the method of turning back into a human form, they don't know if they will accept Dracula with such a body. The son of the curse is a woman and a child at the same time.

But at least after living for so many years, whether there are family members is also bearish. If these little loli don’t accept it, at worst, he can cure the virus on them in another way, so Dracula told Tina and Qianshou Natsuki about these things. , covered his chin with his hand, looked at the two of them calmly, and waited for their answer.

"Mr. Dracula..."

To his surprise, Tina and Qianshou Natsushi actually agreed to his proposal after thinking about it for a while. These two little girls did not have the self-willedness that a girl of this age should have at all, and were unexpectedly sensible. He smiled and said to him:

"People like you can choose to lend a helping hand to us. We are already very grateful. Where is there room for us to dislike the method? Besides, your method is not too bad. It can give us a powerful Strength and longevity to eternity, that's something that many grown-ups dream of."

"Well, but the main body may become ugly."

Dracula reminded them both.

"It's okay, we've long been used to being treated as monsters by others."

Tina and Qianju Natsushi showed some distressed smiles on their faces, and replied:

"No matter how ugly it is, it won't be uglier than we will become gastritis in the future, right?"

Dracula thought about the faces of many "acquaintances" in the past, and felt that this question is really not necessarily...

"Okay, but it doesn't matter if the two of you agree, you have to seek the opinions of the other little guys. Well, let me give you a little time to tell the companions in New Uruk about this matter, and let them Make up your own mind.”

Dracula patted the two little girls on the head, and then told them to go out and pass the news to the other cursed children.

"Mr. Dracula."

After Tina walked halfway, she suddenly stopped and turned around to ask Dracula.

"If they don't agree, can Xia Shi and I still be your family?"

"Well, of course, as long as you two are willing, I can also specially turn you two little guys into my family."

Dracula nodded and agreed to the words of the two little girls.

Tina and Qianshou Natsushi went out happily. At this time, Wuzhi next to him also smiled and said to Dracula:

"Congratulations, my lord."

"Well, what's there to congratulate... But if there are more of these two little guys, it can indeed make Castlevania more lively, and let them help us accompany Xia Yin and Xiao Mo."

"Yes."

Wuzhi nodded and stood up.

"But you'd better work hard now, and I'll make you a cup of tea."

53. Sublimation

Tina and Qianshou Natsushi's actions were super strong. Almost in the afternoon, all the little girls in the new Uruk knew about it.The two of them were very smart, so they yelled twice in the cafeteria during dinner, and the gang of little girls who couldn't rest spread the word about it, and it quickly spread to all the cursed people in New Uruk. in the son's ear.

And to Dracula's surprise, he, a guy who doesn't see anyone for three days and touches at least five days a week, seems to have a high reputation among these little girls.Because although this city was founded by Gilgamesh, she and Enki are usually in charge of it, but the heroic spirits will definitely not lower their attitude towards this guy who is of the same level as themselves, even if she is really strong, so the heroic spirits When preaching to these cursed sons, most of the words in their mouths were good things about the activity funder Dracula.For example, Gilgamesh was forced to build this city by Dracula holding his head on the ground. Heroic spirits were called by Dracula's great spirit and noble sentiments to gather together and devote themselves to the city. In the cause of saving the cursed son, and so on.

So although these little girls don't know what the process of [Sublimation Family] is, but because it is the treatment method proposed by Dracula, these little girls all agree to it, anyway, Dracula will not harm them if they want to come.

So the reincarnation ceremony began soon. With the help of the enthusiastic Naiyazi and Kezi, Dracula made the world draw a huge formation under a huge pool that could establish a connection with himself. He painted his own brand on the center of the circle, and then he dripped a few drops of his own blood on the center of the circle. This circle reversed the surrounding environment, and the blood gushed out from the circle. It was Dracula being killed. The power released after weakening is manifested.The blood soon filled the entire pool, and then Naiyazi pushed Dracula out on the grounds of "see no evil", and then brought out a lot of naked babes from the dressing room next to him Li.

Naiyako pointed to the big pool full of blood and told these little guys to jump down, and as advocates, Tina and Qianshou Natsushi naturally stood up first.A little loli with blond hair and a flaxen hair jumped down with their buttocks bare, and their bodies quickly dissolved in the pool of blood. This pool seemed to be extremely corrosive. No bones remained.

This scene made the little lolis next to them exclaim in surprise, but because their spirits were well protected by Kezi, there was no such disharmonious thing as [temporary madness] among them.And soon, an even more strange scene happened, the blood in the blood pool suddenly diverted into two streams and rose into the air, slowly forming the appearance of Tina and Qianshou Natsushi in midair.The two naked little lolis fell to the ground, and they seemed to be the same as before, but the other cursed children around felt that there was indeed some difference between the two of them, as if they had become more beautiful, more attractive, and Even more... scary.When they saw Tina and Qianshou Natsuki, the gastrenterate virus in the bodies of these cursed children made them feel an illusion of looking directly at the predator.

"No problem, let's dance."

Tina who came out looked at her body curiously, then pointed to the pool and said to the little lolis.

So a group of cursed sons jumped down from the edge of the blood pool like dumplings. Seeing this scene, Vinet, who came to watch out of worry and curiosity, complained:

"Why? It's obviously a scene like a cult, why does it look so happy..."

Indeed, if you see a blood pool full of blood, you will definitely feel scared, but if you see a group of white and tender little lolis with bare buttocks posing in various poses and jumping in cheers, you will also I don't think that blood pool is so scary anymore.