You're Lazy, Dracula

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"Finally, if you encounter a huge building like a giant stone monument that cannot be completed by manpower in a short period of time, you can easily complete it with the treasure of the ancestor of the gods."

Nero paused, then seemed to remember something, and suddenly said to Dracula:

"By the way! I remembered Mr. Dracula! I do need some manpower here, um, I still need a sum of funds and materials."

"Uh, it's okay to give it to you, but what are you going to use it for?"

Dracula asked curiously.

"Of course rebuilding Hollywood and Broadway!"

Nero's voice rose, becoming agitated.

"In the previous battle, Yu and Elisa successfully captured these two places, but due to the aftermath of the battle, a large number of buildings here were damaged, and many film companies and theaters were also affected. Here It has to be rebuilt, and it has been agreed that there will be a bronze statue for Yu and Elizabeth."

In the end, Nero sent someone to take away a large sum of funds from Dracula to rebuild Hollywood and Broadway, and also pried away two daughters of Dracula's family who graduated with honors from alchemy.Coincidentally, the messenger sent by the girl emperor of Rome was her uncle Caligula.Well, Caligula, everyone knows that some uncles tend to be ghosts, so Dracula felt that he was signing the handover of supplies and manpower to this man who should have fallen into the curse of madness. I don’t know whether he should be counted as his "father-in-law" or "uncle" Heroic spirits, always feel that the other party is looking at me with very unkind eyes, and I don't know if it is an illusion.

At any rate, Caligula did not choose to slap Dracula's face in the end, otherwise, not to mention Dracula himself and Wuzhi and the others around him, even the little girls from the family who came and went in New Uruk would be very angry. Can send Caligula back to Chaldea.

After sending away the father-in-law who shouted Nero's name loudly, Dracula has nothing to do for the time being, and he basically handed over all the affairs in the Tokyo area to Tina and the others. , and they also have some heroic spirits who are good at government affairs to assist them. As for some other trivial tasks, Gabriel or Emiya Kiritsugu’s family’s righteous partners are responsible, so after Dracula thought about it, he chose to go back and fish. .

He went back to log in to the game to touch fish all afternoon, and was finally dragged out of the room by Wuzhi at dinner time.After finishing dinner with the girls, Dracula was asked to take Mordred, Xia Yin, Yuuki and the other daughters for a walk in the city of New Uruk, so he took These girls went to the training ground in New Uruk to have a look.

Because the strength of the cursed sons has also increased after accepting the familyization, it turns out that the school grounds simply built by Gilgamesh can no longer stand the toss and toss of these seemingly petite and cute little guys. After several renovations, the school grounds have completely Changed appearance.

Dracula heard that the latest renovation was just three days ago. Because they dozed off in the training class, Scatha and Li Shuwen ordered the two little girls to have a duel in front of all the teachers and students on the school grounds. The person who died was responsible for cleaning the dishes in the cafeteria that night.In the end, the two little guys were fined to wash the dishes, because the fight between the two of them directly turned the ground of the school field over.

Dracula originally thought that after going through these renovations, Skaha and Li Shuwen would make these little guys calm down a bit, but he didn't expect that when he took Mordred and Xia Yin for a stroll this time, he would just It happened that Li Shuwen, who was teaching unarmed combat, asked one of his students to climb a mountain with a tiger and directly beat to death a Shoggoth that was probably obtained from Naiyazi.

Faced with such a scene where he didn't know whether to be relieved or worried, Dracula didn't know how to react, so he could only pretend that he didn't see each other, and hurriedly took the little girls to another place for a walk.All in all, Xia Yin must not let Xia Yin see something like killing a Shoggoth with one punch.

64. Angel, sound the horn! (black bullet finished)

After Dracula's support was sent out, the advancing speed of the heroic spirits around the world increased significantly. Many heroic spirits with faster hands and feet got the support of cheap and good-quality soldiers such as magic dolls and dragon tooth soldiers. The territory he had delineated, and then began to work on bills or infrastructure to improve the status and living standards of the cursed son.In order to motivate everyone's enthusiasm, Dracula simply let those heroic spirits who are not demanding spend the points they got in this event, and first granted them a wave of wishes directly. This effect is also very significant, heroic spirits After seeing that Dracula is different from the cheating Holy Grail, and that he can really fulfill many wishes, he worked harder.

Seeing that the situation was very good, Dracula simply followed the example of Da Vinci, a profiteer in Chaldea. After he asked Nangong Nayue and Wuzhi about the school start date, and when they wanted to go back to Castlevania, he told Heroic Spirit We announced the end time of the event.

For the behavior of the event organizer, most people have two ways to deal with it. One is to rush to finish the event before the end of the event, and the other is to go directly to the event planner with a knife and greet his family cordially.However, due to the fact that Dracula is too tough as the organizer of the event, the people who come to greet his family will probably be greeted by his family, and the heroic spirits are basically used to Da Vinci's occasional activities. Law, so they chose to explode the liver.

In order to encourage their behavior, Dracula and Gudazi also bought a cart of golden apples from Da Vinci on a special trip to inspire the spirit of these heroic spirits to fight continuously.

A group of explosive spirits that can only be summoned by existences above the world are quite terrifying, and they also have a group of dragon tooth soldiers and magic dolls who are also tireless and restless.What's more, the heroic spirits are quite smart. After they got these soldiers, they didn't let them use low-level weapons such as bone blades or palms, but directly tried to teach them how to shoot and manipulate various modern weapons such as tank fire .This kind of collocation has played a huge role, and the human beings on the opposite side are really too weak as enemies. Except for a few, other human beings are busy fighting among themselves when the disaster is imminent, so they are quickly pushed by the heroic spirits. World, completed the achievement of dominating the black bullet world.

Of course, dominating the world is only a phased achievement for Dracula and the heroic spirits. For the heroic spirits, they need to use their own methods to manage and build the territory they have won, and try to To improve the social status and living conditions of the cursed children, but also to establish new independent areas in various human gathering areas according to the construction plan provided by Dracula, and to give the cursed children and people close to them Transfer in.

As far as Dracula is concerned, after using all kinds of temptations and incitement to let the heroic spirits establish world hegemony, he has to let the heroic spirits build a [refuge] site according to the plan he imagined, and the last step is to put this The world full of discrimination is cleaned up directly.

Perhaps in the eyes of some people, some people are not worthy of death, and in the future, after the status of the cursed son is improved, they can be guided step by step to correct their evil ways, but for Dracula, it is too troublesome to take it slowly, and the screening The standard is also very vague. Once it starts, it will add a lot of workload. He is not human, so there is no need to think from the perspective of most people. He finds it troublesome, so he just cleans it up.Moreover, Nangong Nayue and Wuzhi want to go back, and Dracula has no time to spend time with humans in this world. The fastest way to completely stabilize the social status of the cursed children is to let them start from a small number of individuals. To become the majority group in society, for this, the easiest way is to wash away most of the human beings who discriminate against them.

Regarding his lazy way of being too lazy to just cut it across the board, Vinette expressed understanding but did not support it, Rafael expressed pleasure and was looking forward to it, Satania didn't understand what he was talking about at all, and was in harmony with his personality. Similarly, Gabriel, who is completely a replica of herself with a different race and gender, also agrees [-]%.

So Gabriel was honorably selected by Dracula as the executor of this cleaning plan. Dracula used a set of the highest-level professional equipment in the entire server to buy the lives of most humans in the Black Bullet World.

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Half a month before the start of the new semester that Nangong informed that month, Dracula ended the entire activity, and started the performance settlement of the heroic spirits, and also launched his own cleaning plan.He asked the heroic spirits or his family members who ruled various regions to speed up the transfer of the cursed sons and relatives in various human gathering areas to the designated area, and after the transfer was completed, the area was completely sealed off, cutting off contact with the outside world. contacts.

Taking advantage of this time, with the help of Wu Zhi and the others, he also sorted out the scores and rankings of the heroic spirits.To everyone's surprise, everyone thought that the first place would be Nero and Elizabeth. After all, the fat and water don't flow to outsiders. If there is such a good thing as the realization of a wish, it will definitely be given to Nero and Elizabeth who are close to Dracula. talent is.But in the final calculation, the life satisfaction of the residents in the area ruled by these two girls is really too low, so low that Dracula can't bear to cheat.It is said that after the two girls, Nero and Elizabeth, occupied the best area after Hollywood and Broadway were built, and held various activities mixed with singing every day, the surrounding residents were deafened by the lingering sounds.

And in the end, after statistics, the best result was actually Rama.Everyone knows Rama's origin and the area he belongs to. As for how he got the first place, let's not talk about other things, let's say that he has completely rectified the sanitation and discrimination problems in the area he ruled. That alone is enough for Rama to win the first place.

As for his wish, of course he hopes that Dracula will help him lift the curse so that he can meet his beloved wife Sita again.While lamenting the power of love, Dracula checked the details of the curse provided by Rama and the location of Sita, and then he lamented how big the world is.

Because of the curse in life, Rama and Sita merged into one after death and could not see each other again. The seat of the hero of both of them is one. That is to say, Rama can belong to the kind who cannot find a wife. Dress up as a wife.

This situation is not difficult for Dracula, he directly separated the seat of heroes, just like he stripped Black Joan from Joan back then.In the end, Sita and Rama finally met, and the other heroic spirits also used the points obtained in this event to exchange for many things they wanted. It can be said that generally speaking, everyone is happy.

After sending away the group of heroic spirits who were full of vitality wherever they went, Dracula asked Gabriel and the four of them to come to the square in New Uruk, and officially started the plan to cleanse all mankind.

"Come on, little Jia."

Dracula pushed Gabriel to a shelf with a sheet of music on it.Then he opened the sheet music and said to Gabriel:

"This matter is very important to anyone in the world, let alone you, so I can give you a few days to prepare. If you are ready to perform your duties and take on this responsibility Get ready, and you can start right away. Here is the horn score that I, Nero, and Elizabeth wrote for you all night, if you want to start, just take out the horn and blow directly to the score."

Gabriel curiously flipped through the music score in front of her, and found that there were three names written unusually at the beginning, namely "Torture the bad guys in the world", "Humans, don't understand Yu's cuteness" Go to hell" and finally "Don't bother with the first two, just blow it up" which was obviously added by Dracula.

Gabriel flipped the pages a little speechlessly, and then took out the horn directly, making a gesture to blow it.

"Huh? The preparation speed is so fast?"

Vinette next to her said something in surprise, and standing beside her was Rafael with a grinning face.

"Is there anything to prepare."

Gabriel lazily replied.

"Anyway, I just blew the horn. I don't know if it's useful. I didn't kill the dead people directly. What's more, many of these people will die in the final punishment in our world. Yes."

After explaining a few words to Vinette, the lazy angel stopped talking, put the horn in his lips, and started playing directly.

①③ The daily life of a lazy angel

1. Belonging to the base camp of the family

Dracula looked at a clearing in the wilderness in front of him, with a small hill behind him.This is within the plane of Castlevania, and outside of Castlevania, his family's castle is now standing on the hillside behind this wilderness.Although the place outside the Castlevania has existed since the beginning when he let the system rebuild the Castlevania, he used to be alone and didn’t farm, and even if Wuzhi and the girls came In the future, he will not have the energy and experience to take care of a plane, so Dracula simply left it empty, but now he has a lot of loli-type family members, and these family members he must You can't just throw them in the black bullet world, at least you have to move their base camp to a place closer to you, so Dracula handed over this plane to the cursed one who sublimated into the family. The sons will use it as their future base camp.