You're Lazy, Dracula

"Yeah, what a pity, here comes the demon, your path ends here!!" Behind Caster, a knight in red heavy armor suddenly appeared. She pointed at Caster with the long sword in her hand, and spoke righteously. said.

That scene, how to look and how to make Saber feel familiar, the posture, the tone, is exactly the same as himself.

"Mordred, you!!" Saber has quickly run to the scene of the incident, and then looked at the red heavy armored knight vigilantly.

"Hmph, it's so slow to arrive. If it wasn't for me, wouldn't these hostages be wiped out?" Mordred snorted proudly, "How incompetent, Father!"

"Shut up, you son of a bitch." Saber's body reacted instinctively, she scolded Mordred while blocking Caster's retreat.

"Damn, damn it!!" Caster was furious, using the Luoyan City textbook in his hand, and released dozens of tentacle monsters.

He pointed at Saber and said, "Since the Holy Maiden refuses to wake up, I can only teach Tiao in person! Go!"

The monsters waved their tentacles, and a small half of them rushed towards Mordred, and a large radius of them rushed towards Saber.

"Evil!!" Saber released magic all over his body, and with the blessing of anger, the invisible holy sword in his hand became more powerful, slaying these monsters with weird tentacles like chopping melons and vegetables.

Not to mention Mordred, she was originally the heroic spirit body that was forcibly pulled out of the Hall of Valor by Dracula. In the face of the low-level monsters summoned by these heroic avatars, Mordred only needed A to go up. All right.

But perhaps out of a comparison mentality, Mordred swept away the monster charging towards him with two swords, and then looked at Saber with provocative eyes.

When Saber was killing the monsters, she caught a glimpse of her child's eyes from the corner of her eyes, and suddenly felt a nameless fire in her heart. She slashed the two monsters in front of her with a forceful sword, but was caught behind her by surprise. The tentacle that came entangled the arm holding the sword.

"Oops!"

Saber was shocked.

Just at the critical moment, a red and yellow streamer flashed by, and Dimuldo, a coquettish bitch with two brushes, appeared on the stage. He cut off the tentacles of the monster with his dual spears and saved Saber.

"It's ugly, Saber. If your swordsmanship can't be more impressive, the name of the king of knights will cry."

Dimuludo said it with a charming smile that would make any average woman scream.

Then he was inexplicably hostile to Mordred.

"Hey, where did you come from, you bastard with a face full of luck? Interfering with love, do you need you?"

Mordred said to Dimuludo in a very bad tone.

"Shut up! No matter how Lancer is my enemy, he has just helped me." Saber began to scold Mordred again, "As a knight, you should thank him no matter what."

Seeing these guys talking to each other like no one else, they almost ignored him, especially the man with two brushes over there, who was actually more handsome than him, and was so close to the Holy Maiden, caster was crazy. Big hair, roared:

"Damn ah ah ah ah!!"

However, a familiar voice suddenly came.

"Jill."

"Ah? This voice is... Joan of Arc?" Caster looked in the direction where the voice came from, where the goddess he had been dreaming about was standing there in full force, looking at him with a very disappointed look .

Deals critical damage to caster.

Caster looked at Joan of Arc, who was looking at him with disappointment, then looked at Saber, who was glaring at him, and suddenly covered his head: "Ah, ah, ah, there are two Joan of Arc, how could it be? How could it be? ?Clam clam clam clam, the brain is shaking."

He smiled strangely and disappeared into smoke.

Saber raised his sword to chase, but a male voice came from Joan of Arc's direction again.

"No need to chase, he has already left, and it is not the body that came."

Dracula and Nero also appeared beside Joan of Arc.

"Hey, is this guy Xiao Mo's father?" Nero looked at Saber's face carefully, "It really looks like me, but this character... alas, it's not cute at all."

"What kind of monster are you!" Saber raised his sword and pointed at Nero. "Also, are you insulting me when you say that I am a cute king of knights?"

"No, no, in terms of time, it's your appearance that copied her." Dracula waved his hand and said, "Also, with your character, people praise you, and you have to pull people's hatred, you Is there a hole in your brain?"

"You...!" Saber wanted to yell at Dracula, but was suddenly stopped by Mordred's roar.

"Stop arguing, listen to me!!" Mordred stretched out his hand and said, "Arthur, let me tell you, although these children have been rescued, they still have demon seeds buried by caster in their bodies. , you saved them still to no avail, they will still die."

The honest child took out a coat of arms from the armor, Dracula looked at it, and found that it really belonged to the old seal of Nyarlathotep.

"Now I have something here that can expel the demons from these children, what, do you want it?" Mordred's voice couldn't help but rise, "If you want, just call me a good son. ."

"..." Dracula was silent for a while, and said to Joan of Arc and Nero: "I have lived for so many years, and this is the first time I have heard someone threaten others with such conditions..."

"I really saw it..." Nero also nodded dumbly, "Yu is also the first time I have seen such a child, is it true that the world is full of wonders?"

However, an even more bizarre thing happened. This kind of life was at stake, and the other party's condition was still a matter of taking advantage of herself. The little girl of the knight king refused without thinking.

"Don't even think about you idiot!" I saw the king of knights say righteously: "I will never admit that you are my child!!"

"..." Dracula covered his face and sighed: "My knowledge is still too little, I don't know your British knights very well."

Author's message:

Second update today.

I watched the plot of FGOChapter 6, Xiaobei really quit the group.

Also, I strongly protest that Bedivere only has Samsung!

39. You may not believe it, I can drag Enkidu to death together

"Father, you!!" Mordred was also annoyed by Saber's illogical answer, holding the coat of arms with the old seal in her hand, she asked, "Don't you want these children's Are you dead?"

"Huh, I will naturally find a way to save these children, I don't need your crooked way!" Saber said coldly: "As for you, your behavior just now clearly violated the chivalry, and sure enough, you were not identified at the beginning. It was the right choice for my heir."