You're Lazy, Dracula

"Thanks for your hard work."

Dracula nodded, then pointed to the empty corner next to him.

"Squat over there for a while."

After receiving the order, the doctors and nurses immediately put their hands on the shoulders of the person in front of them and lined up in a row. They walked to the corner pointed by Dracula as if they were sleepwalking, and then squatted down.

"Okay, now..."

Dracula walked slowly to the little girl with long black hair. Now the little girl was lying pale on the operating table with a ventilator on her face, and her long black hair was covered by a special surgical cap. They were all restrained, and there was a surgical cloth on his body. It seemed that if Dracula had walked a little longer, the surgeon who performed the surgery would have already performed the operation when he came in.

He first released the double, and temporarily stabilized the little girl's life with the power of the world. Then, he raised his head, and his gaze crossed the boundary between matter and soul. From his perspective, the upward ceiling is not the upper limit of this hospital. The first floor is a sea of ​​clouds leading to a place of light. In that sea of ​​clouds, Gabriel has turned back into the appearance of an angel, wearing a long white dress, squatting in the air with her wings spread, holding her The chin looked down, and it seemed that it was waiting for the soul of this little girl to float out.

"Hello, Xiao Jia."

Dracula yelled at her:

"Come down, and don't fly in the sky while wearing a skirt, you are a girl after all."

When Gabriel heard someone calling her just now, she jumped up in surprise like a rabbit, and looked up and around herself. It seems that Raphael just said that such an angel's behavior violated the laws of the heavens should be true.Otherwise, Gabriel would definitely not have shown such a behavior when she heard someone calling her, she must have thought that the heavens sent someone to arrest her and go back.

"it's here."

Seeing her looking up to his own sky, Dracula had to yell at her again.

Gabriel lowered her head, only to see Dracula standing in the ward and looking up at her. Although this blond girl usually doesn't look like a girl at all, she still won't expose the scenery under her skirt carelessly. It was for men, so when she saw Dracula, she immediately blushed and covered her skirt, and clamped it with her legs.Seeing this, Dracula also lowered his head. In fact, he didn't try to peek under the other party's skirt at all. Anyway, this guy is also a junior, and Dracula still can't do such a hasty thing.

After seeing Dracula lower his head, Gabriel also covered her skirt, and slowly descended from the passage leading to the heaven, landed in the ward, and stood beside Dracula.

"I think your standard equipment in the heavens should be changed."

When Dracula saw her coming down, he said to her like this:

"You, and your sister, one is flying in the sky wearing a skirt, and the other is flying in the sky wearing a kimono skirt. You really rely on angels to be invisible, and you are not afraid of being seen."

"Come on, tell my sister."

Gabriel replied impatiently, then stood beside Dracula, and the two of them stared at the little black girl with her eyes closed on the operating table.

"Mr. Dracula, can you save me?"

Gabriel, who stared at the little girl's peaceful sleeping face for a while, suddenly asked, since such a lazy guy as Dracula has left his own Castlevania and came to this hospital, Gabriel must not be so stupid Ask him the question "Why are you here?" and she directly addresses the most pressing question of the moment.

"If you can't save me, what are you doing here? If I can't save her, then I should be helping to contact the funeral now."

Dracula replied, and after a pause, he asked curiously:

"But if I hadn't come, you would have ignored the laws of the heavens and revived her. By the way, if you angels violated the laws of the heavens and revived a person who should be dead, what would happen in the end?"

"Who knows, maybe he will be deprived of his status as an angel and sent to the underworld."

Gabriel replied in an indifferent tone:

"If this is the case, it might be pretty good. The fallen angel sounds very handsome, and if I go to the underworld, I can still have a meal at Wei Nai's house."

"Oh, I'm not sure, I guess the heavens won't judge you too harshly."

Dracula raised his head, looked through the sea of ​​clouds in the soul world, and saw the scene at the gate of the heaven.There, Gabriel's older sister, Gael, who also has clairvoyance, is looking at Gabriel with a gratified expression, and there are two people standing beside her who are supposed to be preparing to bring Gabriel to heaven. Angel, these two guys looked at Gailu, not daring to move.

Looking at Gail, Dracula then lowered his head and asked again:

"But then again, what is the structure of your heavenly laws? It's not enough to revive a little girl who just died, but let you blow the trumpet that can destroy all human beings?"

"Of course not."

Gabriel replied without shame on her face:

"It's just that in the heavens, I seem to be the only one who can summon and blow this horn, so this horn is also kept by me. Moreover, sometimes some human beings are really annoying. When I lose the game, I really want to blow it." Trumpet and then fall to the sky to become a fallen angel in the underworld. Don’t you feel this way, Mr. Dracula.”

After Dracula heard the angel's answer, he looked up at the sky. It's not that the rules of the heavens are strange, but that the creature next to him, which doesn't look like an angel at all, has never taken the laws of the heavens to heart.And then again, Gabriel has a much stronger elder sister, Gaair, who is much stronger than her and also has clairvoyance, watching from time to time, but when Gabriel wants to pull out the horn to destroy human beings However, she never saw her elder sister Jiaai show her hand to stop her.Is it because Gaairu is not as strong as Dracula, so she is beyond reach in the heavens, or it is because she believes that Vinet, who is Gabriel's best friend, can stop her in time every time.

Anyway, if you say that Gabriel's sister-in-law has never seen her sister pull a horn, Dracula won't believe it.

"That is to say, the pig teammate is indeed very annoying. But Xiao Jia, do you remember what I told you once? About why I didn't destroy human beings..."

Dracula scratched his face and replied:

"I didn't understand before."

Gabriel looked at the little girl lying on the operating table, then suddenly folded her hands together, showing a holy expression in the holy light from the sky, and whispered:

"Maybe I understand a little bit now."

"Well, yes, look, if the human race is destroyed, who will make games for us, who will start a company for us, who will give us channels for money, and who will abuse us to find happiness...you say Right?"

Dracula answered in a self-contained manner.

"Clam?"

8. Single-draw goods are class enemies

Seeing this lazy angel looking at him with the expression of "I can still do this after I wipe it", Dracula couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, so he asked:

"Could it be that you haven't thought of it? I thought you, as a seasoned angel of abandoned houses in games, would be able to find this crop very quickly."

"No."

Gabriel maintained a shocked expression, and murmured: