You're Lazy, Dracula

Dracula said to Tamamo:

"In this day and age, how can anyone directly ask the three generations of their ancestors? If you use the blind date method of the [-]st century to go on a blind date with the ancients of this era, isn't that just looking for excitement?"

"Hey! Xiaoyu, I am ready to give everything of myself! Could it be that Xiaoyu is not allowed to ask me more carefully before getting married?"

Tamamo opened her eyes wide and refuted with Dracula.

"What if he slaps his face swollen to pretend to be a fat man, pretends to be a rich man to pick up Xiaoyu, and after he wins, he can't afford Xiaoyu? What should I do? Do you want me to starve to death at home?"

"... If he can't support you, won't you get a divorce?"

Dracula looked sideways at Tamamo.

"Ah, what kind of woman do you think of me, Xiaoyu!"

Tamamo pointed to Dracula's nose and drank:

"Xiaoyu, this time I want to be honest and be a good woman. After getting married, don't say that I can't support her anymore, even if my husband dies, Xiaoyu, I am going to be his widow!"

"Oh, then you are awesome."

Dracula turned his head away.

"But if you find a human being, wouldn't that be a typical example of having a good time for more than ten years and then being lonely for a lifetime?"

"!!"

Tamamo looked at Dracula in shock, speechless.

"I didn't tell you."

While looking at the front and adjusting the direction of the chariot, Dracula preached to Tamamo:

"Although we have no right to interfere with you if you really fall in love with a human being with all your heart, marry him, have children with him, and stay widowed until the end of time, but as a friend, I still advise you to find a man. At least it would be better for you to focus on the longevity species, right? I’m afraid that the emperor and the king who harmed human beings are not used to it, and if you want to find a man, you should look for it in human beings as soon as possible.”

Yu Zaoqian's face became even more shocked, as if the words "I wiped it so it was like this" were written on his face.Then the fox thought for a while, then raised his head and asked:

"Then, you are the general general of monsters in Dongpu. Are there any male monsters who are handsome, can fight, have money at home, and are good for girls?"

"How do I know, am I not a hands-off shopkeeper?"

Dracula looked at the sky and replied:

"Look, I almost can't even remember the names of the core leaders of the White Wolf Tengu Clan. You asked me to remember the names of those male monsters for you. I'm afraid you think I'm gay."

"makes sense."

Tamazamo nodded, then looked at his good friend Kiyohime and asked:

"Does Qing Ji know? A handsome monster with better conditions in this world?"

"How does the concubine know?"

Qing Ji thrust her waist, and retorted confidently:

"After following my husband, Xiaoyu, do you still want to be a concubine to pay attention to other men? This is a concubine's dignity!"

"Oh, sorry."

After listening to Qing Ji's words, Yu Zaoqian thought about it, and then apologized:

"Qing Ji, I was the one who was abrupt."

"Well, isn't it, Xiaoyu, you must be able to understand this concubine's thinking."

After Qing Ji nodded, she continued:

"Besides, isn't the best male alien on this island the concubine's husband, Mr. Dracula?"

Yuzao thought about it before, and found that he really had no way to refute.The man sitting in front of her must be the most capable fighter here, and he should also be the richest, and his appearance is not bad. Moreover, during the time he lived in Castlevania in front of Yuzao, he had never seen him before. The guy got mad at the girl in the house.Even if his unlucky daughter Mordred cheated on her father every day, Miss Wuzhi was usually responsible for teaching Mordred a lesson, and this guy usually just laughed at her behavior and let it go.

"Forget it, you can think about it slowly when you go back."

Dracula was terrified by the fox's eyes, he waved his hand quickly, and then stopped talking to Tamamo.

The wheel of Shenwei accelerated again, and soon, the three of them returned to the top of the mountain where Castlevania was located.On the edge of the cliff, Wuzhi, who received Dracula's message, has returned with Yuki and Lanko, and it seems that he is waiting there for Dracula and Kiyohime to return with Tamamo.

Dracula parked the chariot on the edge of the cliff, waited until Qing Ji pulled Yuzao and jumped down before he put away the chariot, and then lazily let his body fall to the ground.

Wuzhi came up with two maids, and patted the dust on his body when the chariot landed, then looked at Yuzao with slightly reproachful eyes, and said:

"Xiaoyu, you didn't come back for dinner on time when you went out, you made us worry to death."

"Uh, I'm sorry, Wuzhi."

In front of Wuzhi, even the fox, who has always been jumping off, felt very ashamed, and honestly bowed his head to admit his mistake.

"Wuzhi, what about Nero and the others? Haven't come back yet?"

Dracula sensed the surroundings and the atmosphere in the castle, and found that apart from a few people here, in the Castlevania, except for Xia Yin who stayed in the beginning, and Nayue, Verdiana and others who stayed with her in the castle Apart from the three of Astarut, there are only two girls left, Joan of Arc and Joan of Arc, who are currently eating supper in the restaurant.

"Oh, so it is."

Hearing Dracula's question, Wuzhi, who was arranging the fox's somewhat messy blue palace dress like a mother, turned her head and replied to him:

"Nero and Elizabeth found an open-air hot spring in Hokkaido, and they may not come back until midnight. Cuixiang went to drink with Yongyi, and they are staying in Kurama Mountain today. Xiao Mo and Elte Luqi will follow tomorrow She's back."

"That's right, then leave the door open for Nero and Elizabeth tonight."