You're Lazy, Dracula

"You are Kishibe Rohan-sensei, right? My wife and I really like your manga "Red and Black Boy". Today I finally saw a real person."

In fact, Wuzhi doesn't like reading these comic books very much, but occasionally reads them with Dracula when he is bored. Dracula said these words out of politeness to Kishibe Rohan.

"Then let's talk about business first."

Kishibe Rohan lay prone on the coffee table, posed a pose, pointed at the hair on the top of his head that was all brushed to one side, and said:

"Five days ago, when Kang Yi, this violent man, and Yitai visited my house together, that guy named Dior visited my house. Fortunately, my drawing was not given to me by this violent man. Crushed, so I barely escaped from that terrible man. Although it makes me uncomfortable to be in the same camp as this bull...violent maniac, but after all, two fists are no match for four hands. Under the threat of that man, I I still think it’s more reasonable to hold a group with Kang Yijun to keep warm.”

"Did you do anything aggressive against him?"

Dracula asked.

"No, I just showed him my drawing."

While explaining, Kishibe Rohan summoned his small, pure white stand-in "Heaven's Gate" based on the protagonist in his manga "Red and Black Boy".

"My substitute [Gate of Heaven] can turn people's brains into pages, view other people's memories, and write commands on them. When Dior came, the medium for my substitute ability to activate was still my own drawing, so I I just showed him..."

"And then he was recruited?"

Dracula asked curiously.

"No."

Kishibe Rohan showed a troubled expression and said:

"That's a very tricky man. He is just like this violent maniac, completely indifferent to the work I am proud of. Fortunately, he didn't come alone. I used my ability to control the entourage around him to entangle him , temporarily escaped."

"That's okay. According to Hongcun Xingzhao's description, his substitute ability should be able to steal the attacker's substitute ability after being attacked. But there should be other constraints."

Dracula said.Now that Kishibe Rohan has controlled Dio's entourage, judging from King Dio's decisive character, his entourage team is probably reduced by one.This is a good thing for Jotaro and the others.

"Really? What a troublesome ability."

Kishibe Rohan bit his thumb and replied:

"In short, from now on, I will join your camp. I hope that when we encounter danger, we can communicate in time and advance together."

Saying that, Kishibe Rohan glanced sideways at Higashija Jousuke, and said:

"Except for this guy, even if my Kishibe Rohan dies at the hands of Dio, don't fight with him."

Higashija Jousuke hammered the table and wanted to stand up, but was held back by Koichi Hirose next to him.

"Okay, now that the business is over, it's time for my private affairs."

As Kishibe Rohan spoke, he suddenly approached Dracula and Kirieta frantically.

"Mr. Dracula, I heard that you and Miss Wuzhi are both legendary vampires, right?"

22. Kishibe Rohan wants to experience everything

"Do vampires usually eat other things besides sucking blood?"

"Eat, actually we haven't sucked human blood for many years."

"I heard that vampires were afraid of sunlight in the beginning. How did you solve this problem before?"

"In the early years, I didn't go out during the day, and stayed in the castle until night. I am not afraid of the sun in the back, so I can come out and wander around like ordinary people... Although I still don't like to go out and walk around."

"Must vampires eat through their canines? What does human blood taste like to you?"

"Not necessarily. Advanced vampires can basically use all parts of their bodies to touch human blood vessels to suck food. Like me, I don't even need to touch it, and I can suck other people's blood in the air. As for blood, different vampires should taste different Does it taste like sugar water? I think it tastes more like sugar water... But if you drink the blood of someone whose private life is too chaotic, it tastes a bit like Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water... Wuzhi said that when she drank human blood, she felt like I'm drinking ice wine, and there's a small one named Eltrucci at home, when I asked her, she said it tasted like apple juice mixed with wine... I can only say that maybe everyone has their own taste."

Dracula explained the whole thing to Kishibe Rohan, while Kirie, Higashika Jousuke, and Hirose Koichi all sat beside them, looking helplessly at the two people who were communicating here.

"Oh oh, oh oh oh."

Kishibe Rohan frantically took notes in the notebook he brought, and then he asked:

"What is that [Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water]?"

"That, a Chinese drink, how do you say it tastes, um, it's very...weird."

Dracula said to Kishibe Rohan:

"If you are interested in going to China, you can try it."

"Okay, the next step is to travel to China, and try the taste of [Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water] by the way."

Kishibe Rohan wrote down a line in his notebook, looked at it with satisfaction, and finally made his request.

"Well, Mr. Dracula, Miss Wuzhi. I heard that vampires can turn others into vampires through [First Embrace], right? Can...that..."

"No, I don't have a hobby of developing male descendants. Neither does Wuzhi, I don't want my wife to bite a man."

Dracula folded his hands, rejected Kishibe Rohan's request, and then he said to Kishibe Rohan:

"Furthermore, Teacher Lu Ban, I know your desire to experience it for yourself, but becoming a vampire is an almost irreversible thing, and there is no good way to restore your human identity other than changing to a new body , even if you use some spells and rituals, the characteristics of the blood race will remain on your body. You will become bloodthirsty and violent, and you will be afraid of light and heat. And if you are transformed by me, you will not be able to keep your soul Alienation will also occur, and when the time comes, some strange tentacles or bone hyperplasia will grow from the back, don't blame me..."

"alright, I got it."

Kishibe Rohan thought carefully about the outrageous request he made just now, and then calmed down.He stood up, stretched out his hand to hold Dracula's palm, shook it, and said with a little gratitude:

"Thank you for accepting so many questions from me. As a thank you, let me buy the coffee this time."

"You're welcome."