You're Lazy, Dracula

"Then, let's go first." Dracula waved behind him.

"Be careful along the way." Miss Misty Branch said to Dracula and Mordred.

Qingji and Elizabeth looked at her unwillingly behind her.

"Let's go, little Mo." Dracula walked out of his castle with Mordred, who looked like a boy in casual clothes, and walked down the mountain in Fuyuki City.

"Mr. Dracula, where are we going?" Mordred happily followed Dracula and asked.

Dracula lowered his head and thought for a moment. Although Mordred was raised as a boy, there must be a place for girls in his heart.He thought about the women in Castlevania, whether it was Kiriyuki, Elizabeth, Kiyohime, Nero, or even Joan of Arc, known as the Holy Maiden, who liked to go shopping.

The only difference between them is that Elizabeth and Nero spend a lot of money and buy whatever they like, Kiriyuki and Kiyohime will consider whether it's worth it or not, and Miss Joan of Arc is worthy of the name of the saint, she only looks at it. Not buying.

If Wuzhi had not bought her two clothes, she would have always been wearing the same clothes as the girl she possessed before.

Thinking of this, Dracula decided on the first itinerary, so he said to Xiao Mo, "Let's go to the shopping street first and buy you something, just buy whatever you want."

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As a result, Dracula regretted it immediately after taking Xiao Mo to the shopping street.

He found that Xiao Mo was completely disdainful of the beautiful clothes and jewelry in the window, but was very interested in some boyish things.

For example, some handsome jackets and jeans that Dracula helped to carry, and another example of a Harley-Davidson motorcycle that Xiao Mo is ecstatically touching now.

Mordred looked at Dracula with shining eyes.

Dracula sighed and took out his new credit card from his pocket.

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After leaving the shopping street, Dracula told Mordred to get off his newly bought Harley-Davidson motorcycle, and then used space magic to send these things back to Castlevania.

Before taking Mordred to the second place, Dracula looked at the sky and found that it was almost noon, so he found a restaurant on the side of the road and planned to take Mordred to solve lunch first. Lose.

He turned around twice, and unexpectedly found a well-decorated Chinese restaurant.

In order to miss his past life, which has passed more than a thousand years, Dracula took Xiao Mo into this restaurant. Anyway, this child has an advantage, that is, he is not picky eaters, he eats everything, and Dracula doesn't have to worry about it. Chinese food is not a problem with her English taste.

As a result, as soon as he walked into this Chinese restaurant called "Hongzhou Yansuiguan", Dracula saw an acquaintance.

Gilgamesh, who had changed into a high-grade leather coat today, was sitting inside with her legs crossed. Opposite her, there was an expressionless priest who was quickly pouring a plate of red food into it with a spoon. own mouth.

The expressionless priest, according to what Dracula had seen before, should be Tosaka Tokiomi's disciple, and also the master of the bunch of assassins who had been lost by the conquering king Iskandar Musou before.

"Yo, Gilgamesh, what are you doing here?" Dracula stepped up and patted her on the shoulder.

"Oh, it's Dracula." Gilgamesh turned his head to look at him, then turned his head again and looked at the plate of bright red food in front of the priest opposite him with disgust.

"Yo, Mapo Tofu. I really miss it." Dracula looked at the food the priest was eating.

"You actually know that there is such a disgusting food in the world." Gilgamesh said in disgust.

"Are you annoying?" Dracula asked, looking at Gilgamesh.

"Yes, not only does it have an extremely strong spicy taste, but the next day after eating it...cough, it's nothing." Gilgamesh replied: "I really don't know who invented it."

"Chinese." Dracula shrugged, then took Mordred and sat down on the table next to Gilgamesh, "What a pity, I used to like eating this stuff."

After Kotomine Kirei listened, he nodded in agreement.

"I don't know how your tongues grow," Gilgamesh said.

After ordering, Dracula and Mordred started chatting and waiting for the food to be served. Xiao Mo also ordered a plate of Mapo tofu to try it out.

It turns out that this child is indeed the seed of King Arthur Arturia Pendragon, who can't eat spicy food like her father.

After eating, Dracula learned from the conversation with Gilgamesh that this guy was also educating people.

But Dracula educated a lovely child like Mordred, and Gilgamesh educated the priest Kotomine Kirei who looked like the world owed him.

"It's a pity, in fact, I originally wanted to educate him as a pleasant partner." Gilgamesh sighed, "But Enkidu told me yesterday that I had no choice but to lead him on the right path. , I can only take this guy to the other side."

According to Gilgamesh, this priest named Kotomine Kirei was never born with the feelings of a normal person. In order to make him normal, his wife even committed suicide in front of him.This guy seems to be happy with those "evil" things from birth, but he also understands that he is out of tune with ordinary people, so he has been restraining himself, which has led to his expressionless appearance all the year round.

"Are you really confident to straighten him?" Dracula asked suspiciously.

"It should be, this guy still has affection, such as Mapo Tofu. The big deal is that this king finally brainwashed him with a Noble Phantasm." Gilgamesh spread his hands: "No way, Enkidu's request , even if you don't pull him, you have to pull him straight."

"Then why don't you come with me?" Dracula invited Gilgamesh: "It happens that I am also educating a problem child."

"Okay." Gilgamesh said with interest.

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In the setting sun, Dracula and Gilgamesh sat next to a football field next to the Miyuan River in Fuyuki City, staring at the people on the football field.

On the football field, Father Mapo and Mordred each brought a group of children and were playing a football match.

"Is this what you mean by education?" Gilgamesh said indifferently.

"Yeah, according to Nero, this is the leadership training for the little Mona child." Dracula shrugged and said, "She said that the so-called king must first have the power to call on everyone."

"This king is not against it." Gilgamesh continued to ask: "But what effect does this have on that Father Mapo?"

"Uh..." Dracula thought for a while and asked uncertainly, "Try a way to make him fall in love with children?"

"Well... this king really believes in your evil." Gilgamesh said: "Also, are we here to watch?"