You're Lazy, Dracula

So according to normal people's way of thinking, even a ship girl like King Kong, who basically has a good impression of the admiral when she appears on the stage, can't feel anything about an inorganic voice coming from a loudspeaker, right?

What's more, not long after that, there was a famine that lasted for several years.At that time, the town guard mansion was full of starvation, and every ship girl was too hungry to walk, let alone deal with the attack from the deep sea.

In order to fill their stomachs, some ship girls even disassembled the ship equipment.

Under such circumstances, the ship girls who didn't have much favorability naturally couldn't bear it, and finally on a certain day, several highly respected ship girls in the town guard's mansion took their own class of ship girls to the top of the town guard mansion. Huh, shouted the slogan "Human admiral Ning has a kind?"

After that, they took the initiative to contact Shen Hai and accepted Shen Hai's transformation.

I saw how Xiang changed into the deep sea in a second after taking off her clothes. In fact, it wasn't when she took off her clothes that she changed, but that girl Xiang had already turned into a deep sea. She was just wearing her previous clothes. Suppressed the breath of the deep sea, and then came up to pretend to be the ship girl.

Dracula consciously has no position to blame these ship girls. After all, this incident is the result of many reasons, and the ship girls are completely on the victim's side.

In the final analysis, this is also the reason why his power flowed into this world inexplicably, so the person who should bear the main responsibility for this matter should be him and a certain system.

"So what are we going to do now?"

Wuzhi looked at the barrel of oil on the ground and asked:

"According to the system, the construction machines of the tutelary mansion were destroyed by those ship girls before they left. Now even if we have the resources, there is no way to build the ship girls. Are we going to take the initiative to search for them next time?" large sea area, and then find out the so-called [sea monsters] one by one, and then destroy them?"

"Hmm... It's not impossible to do what I should say, but it's a bad idea."

Dracula tapped his palms and said:

"In short, eat first."

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Although it is said to solve this matter, Dracula's procrastination tends to become more and more serious. For the past two days, he is still squatting on the ground in the Castlevania, living his little life.

But the ship girls probably don't want to let his "dung lifter" go. Since the sound came back, every night in the middle of the night, someone will hear someone smashing the glass of Castlevania with stones.Although these stones were bounced off by the enchantment attached to the Castlevania, they still made a bang bang bang at night, disturbing people's dreams.

Dracula, as well as everyone in Castlevania, did not expect that the revenge methods of these ship girls were so childish. Dracula thought that he would usher in uninterrupted naval gun over-the-horizon strikes or The carrier-based aircraft bombed, and it turned out that these guys were just throwing stones at the windows of their homes for fun.

At night, Wuzhi took Qingji Nero and the others to try to catch up with these ship girls who came to smash the windows of Castlevania twice, but they could only see the backs of a few jumping into the water, although they tried their best to catch up. , but the girls basically don't want to go into the sea, and Dracula doesn't seem to have any special intention to catch these ship girls, so the girls subconsciously kept their hands, and didn't catch a ship that came to smash the glass. mother.

As a result, on the third day, the unbearable girls protested against Dracula, telling him that it’s okay for girls to smash windows every night. To put it bluntly, their beauty sleep was disturbed by these ship girls, and Dracula was asked to find a way to solve this problem.

At the root, this is also the girls' hope that Dracula will not continue to indulge in his increasingly serious procrastination.

So on the third morning, Dracula asked the world to carry a lunch box, a ponytail, and a special iron fishing rod for fishing, and brought Mordred, Ibuki Suika, and Elizabeth, who were relatively free, to the guard On the shore of the mansion, on the small wooden bridge.

Once here, he put the pony in place and sat on his own and started letting the world wrap things around his fishing rods.

"Dad."

Mordred and the three of them sat down beside Dracula, watching his behavior curiously, and the brat asked curiously:

"Is this really useful? The ship's wife is not a fish, so generally speaking, she won't be fooled, right?"

"Yes, don't underestimate the IQ of the ship girls, some of them are far smarter than humans."

Dracula replied, and then changed the topic and said:

"But don't overestimate the IQ of the ship girls. Some of them, um, are rather stupid."

The implication is that there are a large number of people in the ship girl group, including both high-IQ talents and Aqua-type mentally retarded.

"Besides, the ship girls have been used to hard times in the past five or six years. As long as they have a certain amount of resources, these guys will definitely find a way to get some money."

Dracula continued:

"Not being able to catch a boat is the same as not being able to catch fish, it's just because you don't invest enough resources."

"You have the nerve to say it, my dear."

Elizabeth propped her chin, gave him a blank look and said:

"I don't even think about who is the culprit."

"Hey, anyway, that's the truth."

Dracula knew he was wrong, so he changed the subject and said:

"Anyway, let's catch one or two ship girls first, and then ask them to help us communicate with the ship girls who are really in charge. At least we will solve your problem of rest every night first."

He asked the world to connect this special steel fishing rod with the thickness of a strong man's arm to a large net behind it with a rope. In that net, there were twenty barrels of fuel oil and twenty pieces of fish neatly cut into cubes. Steel and Aluminum.

After he tied it, Cuixiang took the initiative to help, and when he grew bigger, he lifted the heavy object in the net and threw it vigorously towards the deeper sea water in the distance.

With a plop, the bait of the fishing boat sank into the sea water, and Dracula also asked the world to put the fishing rod on the special bracket, quietly waiting for the target to take the bait.

8. Damn Quincy

Time passed quickly after Dracula dropped the bait.

During the period, Mordred, the brat, felt a little unsatisfied after eating the bento, so he went back to beg for food. Elizabeth and Ibuki Suika stayed with Dracula all the time, but the two girls Obviously not a master who can stand loneliness.

After Mordred left, Cuixiang put the little maza she left behind with her own, and then lay down and fell asleep.Elizabeth, on the other hand, fell on Dracula's lap more decisively and began to sleep.

The girl was not very honest after she fell asleep, and the long black dragon tail behind her was put into the sea water beside the wooden bridge by her in her sleep.

About half an hour passed, and then——

The fishing rod on the shelf in front of Dracula suddenly straightened, and Elizabeth, who was sleeping, also yelled and jumped up.

She looked at the tail behind her butt with tears in her eyes, and wanted to pull it out, but she didn't dare to use force. Seeing this, Dracula quickly asked the world to hold the steel fishing rod, and then helped Elizabeth pull her butt with Cuixiang. The tail was pulled out of the water.