You're Lazy, Dracula

After being stopped many times, Cthulhu had no temper at all. It stretched out its claws angrily and grabbed the female ant on the river bank.

"Haha, that's it, evil, today it's up to my righteous Kamen Rider, Naiako, to defeat you!" The female ant made a strange gesture on the spot.

boom!

Cthulhu's claws pressed up, easily crushing the entire river bank.

However, the female ant is gone, because if she dies, Cthulhu can directly devour her soul.

"Here, idiot!"

The voice came from Cthulhu's head, and it looked up and found that the female ant was standing where the moon was facing it, looking like the goddess of the moon.

"Evil, I'm going to punish you today on behalf of the moon and chaos!" The female was still posing strangely, pointing her fingers into a gun shape, pointing at Cthulhu, "Take it! Nyarlathotep— Fishing boat attack—!!”

[What did she just say?Nyarlathotep? 】

Cthulhu's head still couldn't react.But the female had already started to act, and she saw that she took out from under her skirt——

"What is that?!" Mordred, who was looking up at the battle in the sky, said dumbly: "Can a fishing boat be pulled out of a girl's skirt? Is it so powerful under a girl's skirt?"

"Lord Dracula's friends are really weird guys." Wuzhi sighed: "Although Lord Dracula is weird sometimes."

The other girls stared blankly at the incredible scene in the sky, speechless.Even with Dracula's spiritual protection, Nayko's actions destroyed everyone's SAN value from the worldview.

After Naiako took out the fishing boat, she jumped and came to the cab of the fishing boat.She held the rudder in one hand and reached out with the other hand, and behind Cthulhu appeared the space door that summoned its projection.

At this time, Cthulhu finally saw who the strange female was.It raised its hands, sweating profusely, a gesture popularized by Dracula among the Old Ones, expressing submission and surrender.

"...(Lord Nyarlathotep, it's me, I'm Cthulhu, your high priest, you are fighting an allied army!)"

However, Naiako ignored it. She drove the fishing boat, turned into a streamer, and rushed towards Cthulhu's soft-looking belly.

"Go back, evil!"

"...Ouch!!"

The seemingly tattered fishing boat, in the hands of the Outer God, actually smashed Cthulhu, the old ruler, into a scream. It stumbled back and fell back into the space door.

Seeing the tragic state of Cthulhu in the distance, and listening to its wailing, Dracula touched his chin and said, "It's so pitiful, it has become a plaything for Nayiko... Saying that, a fishing boat hit the evil god. Is that her purpose?"

Then Dracula thought about it carefully and found that it was really possible.Nyarlathotep is the one with the most human-like behavior among the evil gods, but it is also the one with the most unpredictable behavior. She may act according to her own whims at any time, and the result, no matter how good or bad, is to satisfy her own interests. .

After Cthulhu went back, Naiako reached out and closed the space door.The fishing boat landed on the surface of Weiyuan River, and Nayazi was standing on the bow of the boat, with one hand on his hips and one hand on his long silver hair, looking extraordinarily valiant.

"Niyako is so handsome!" A certain Kezi shouted behind him, "I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you, Naiyako!"

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57. Kariya: Tokiomi, take a punch from me!

Time went back to a little earlier, the Sea Demon had not yet left, and the Yangtze River Knights were still driving their fighter jets to wreak havoc in the sky of Weiyuanchuan. The old grievances, which also represent the battle between the concept of ordinary people and magicians, started at this time.

Although it was obvious that Matou Kariya's right arm could erase any phenomenon caused by magic power, Tosaka Tokiomi still held up the defensive formation according to the usual fighting style of magicians.The worldview he had formed over the years made him subconsciously think that Matou Kariya was playing some trick.

"Intensive einascherung—(give my enemy a fierce cremation)!!"

Following Tokiomi's two-section chant, the fire snakes of the defensive formation slowly meandered towards Kariya.In the face of this blazing fire that could easily burn people to death, Kariya didn't even have a defense.He just raised his right hand slightly and blocked it in front of him.

"puff!"

The flame generated by magic power shattered like a fantasy when it touched his right arm.

"Tokiomi!!"

Kariya blocked his body with his right arm, then ran towards Tokiomi.The magic attacks from Tokiomi Tosaka were blocked one by one with his right hand.Whether it was ordinary fireball technique and magic shock, or high-level magic with multi-section chants, in front of his right arm, all were like a dream bubble, shattering at a touch.

Suppressing the admiration and gratitude for Dracula that rose in his heart, Matou Kariya threw his fist hard and punched Tosaka Tokiomi's hateful old face.

puff!

His right arm seemed to penetrate a layer of foam, passing through the powerful defensive formation set up by Tohsaka Tokiomi, and slammed into his side face in his surprised eyes.

boom!

There was pain in his fist, Matou Kariya raised his head, and found that Tosaka Tokiomi was in a panic and raised his gentleman's civilization stick with a ruby ​​inlaid in his hand to resist Matou Kariya's fist.Matou Kariya's fist slammed hard on the metal staff, and blood immediately oozes out.

Tohsaka Tokiomi pushed hard, pushing Matou Kariya away.He adjusted his tie, played a stick flower with the civilization stick in his hand, and returned to his usual elegant appearance.

"It seems that your right hand has no effect on this magic object."

Tohsaka Tokiomi saw Matou Kariya's fist dripping with blood, and he immediately felt confident that the wave was stable.

"Tokiomi!"

But Matou Kariya ignored him. At this moment, the anger in Matou Kariya's heart had turned him into a Berserker.He clenched his right fist and charged forward again.

Tosaka Tokiomi poked it with the ruby ​​at the top.

The gem came into contact with Matou Kariya's fist, and the ruby ​​at the top broke into pieces after a crisp sound, along with the entire wand.

"Varied--!"

boom!

When Tohsaka Tokiomi panicked, Matou Kariya threw his fist again, and a heavy right uppercut hit Tosaka Tokiomi in the face.

Tosaka Tokiomi flew out, the saliva in his mouth mixed with the blood in his nose, and two front teeth flew out. The blood on Matou Kariya's fist also smeared his face, and he never again It doesn't have the elegance it used to be.