Have You Seen My Faculties?
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The fire elf king really wanted to slap himself, but he was so stupid that he cried.
The Fire Spirit King asked unwillingly: "But Baiwu, since you turned into a tree and hid in the forest, why didn't you let me find it?"
He is also the king of the clan, right? He spent a day wandering around in the Baiwu forest, why didn't Baiwu come out to see him?
"Idiot, if you can't find me, it means we have nothing to do with each other, don't you even understand such a simple truth?" Bai Wu said coldly.
"How old are you and you still talk about fate, are you still a little girl?" The Fire Elf King curled his lips, looking troublesome.
Luo Shui: "..."
Luoshui's wives: "..."
If Luo Shui is not mistaken, the fire elf king seems to have come to pursue Bai Wu.
It was the first time he saw this kind of idiot who mocked others when he was pursuing someone. No wonder he was single for so many years.
This fire elf king was so stupid that Luo Shui couldn't help but want to teach him a lesson.
Luo Shui immediately said with a headache: "I said Fire Spirit King, this is your fault. Fate only exists for those who believe in it. You can't find a wife like this."
"Heh, I really don't believe in fate. Since what you said is so reasonable, you should rely on the so-called fate to find Bai Wu and show me."
"Well, even if I can't find it, it only means that I have no fate with her, but I'll give it a try."
After finishing speaking, Luoshui stretched out his salty pig's hand, and touched the tree beside him.
then……
Of course nothing happened.
Luo Shui quickly rubbed the tree twice, but nothing happened.
The Fire Elf King couldn't help laughing immediately: "Look, metaphysics is unbelievable."
"It shouldn't be." Luo Shui continued to rub a few more times in disbelief, and then rubbed his face against the tree.
A few minutes passed quickly between this rubbing and touching.
The fire elf king couldn't understand immediately after seeing it. Obviously, this tree is not a white mist. What the hell is Luoshui doing?
But the fire elf king didn't know that, in Luoshui's view, this tree should be Bai Wu.
That's because the surrounding woods were burned by the fire of the fire elf king, but the trees behind this tree were not burned, it looked as if this tree protected the trees behind.
So why does this tree protect the trees behind it?
That's why Luoshui thought that the tree might be Bai Wu, but if he guessed right, why didn't Bai Wu show up yet?
Soon, when Luo Shui Ceng became addicted, he finally understood the reason.
I saw, I don't know if Luo Shui rubbed too hard, and even broke the bark, so that the white tree oar splashed on Luo Shui's face.
Luoshui stuck out his tongue and licked it, and found that the taste of the tree oar was a bit salty!
Chapter 191 Black air is a girl?
Let's say that Luo Shui was rubbing and rubbing on a tree in order to prove fate. After a few minutes, he even scratched several skins, so that the white tree oar inside splashed on his face.
That's not enough, this guy Luoshui actually wanted to try something new, and tasted the taste of tree oars based on the principle of not being afraid of death.
It turned out that the pulp of this tree is non-toxic and has a slightly salty taste.
Well, although it is slightly salty, it is still good to quench your thirst. If Luoshui is not thirsty now, otherwise you would want to stick it on it and suck it up.
Goo hey hey!
Cough, well, in fact, after tasting the slightly salty tree oar, Luoshui probably understood why Bai Wu didn't want to show up.
Because judging from the proportion of this tree, the position where Luoshui is rubbing against at the moment is most likely on his thigh.
Judging from the sputtering of honey juice tree paddles in combination, I am afraid it is more likely to be the inner thighs, right?
That is to say, Luo Shui hugged his thigh for a long time, and even rubbed out a tree paddle. As for what this honey juice tree paddle is, Luo Shui will not pursue it.
In short, if Bai Wu turns into a human form in this state, then everyone will find that Luo Shui's face is being taken from the bottom of her skirt, so how will she have the face to face others then?
"Cough cough."
Luo Shui suddenly coughed twice, and then left from the tree.
At the same time, in order to prevent people behind him from discovering the tree oar on his face and raising suspicions, Luo Shui had to make a difficult movement, that is, to wipe off all the tree oars around his mouth with his tongue!
Mmm, sister juice smell!
Damn Ji, Bai Wu couldn't bear it after seeing this scene!
The whole tree was trembling with anger, and the next second, the big tree turned into spots of light, and a woman with a rosy face appeared in front of everyone.
But I am afraid that only Luo Shui understands that this complexion is not so much rosy as it is bursting with anger...
"Your integrity is really inversely proportional to your strength!" Bai Wu was furious, and slapped Luo Shui on the face.
Damn Ji, this Luo Shui is so shameless, she knew from the beginning that this tree was made by her, but she still rubs and rubs against her body.
The key is that this guy is not good at touching something, even touching that kind of place!
The most shameful thing is that she even touched her wet, so that sister juice... ahhhh, the tree oars splashed out!
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