Have You Seen My Faculties?

"Lord Luoshui, do you want to live in a double room or a single room?" the owner of the hotel said politely.

"Just one person, don't be too polite." Luo Shui looked very kind.

"Understood." The boss suddenly realized that if he wanted a single room, the girl on Luo Shui's back should be his wife, so they would sleep in the same room.

Annie didn't mind whether it was a single room or a double room, anyway, even if she had to stay overnight, her brother-in-law would have to sleep on the floor.

In the room, Annie lay comfortably on the bed. Because the curtains were drawn, the room was very dark, and her weak state gradually recovered.

"Brother-in-law, why do you want to help those inferior humans fight aliens? The murderer they said just now may be referring to my sister. Let's hurry up and find my sister." Annie asked angrily.

"Can you speak politely, I'm human too, okay?"

"I know, so you are also a cricket inferior creature."

"Then I won't carry you tomorrow."

"Okay, okay, you're a medium creature, okay?"

"I said, can you stop talking about 'lower creatures' all the time? Believe it or not, I won't take you to Anna."

"Cut! Threatening me with my sister again, humans are trouble."

"Is it you who is in trouble?"

"Oh! You think I'm troublesome, and I'm going to sue my sister!"

"It's up to you, anyway, now I have to help Chaoyang Town solve the problem of the orcs."

"Why? You know that the murderer is probably referring to your sister, but you are still wasting time here, are you stupid?"

"If the murderer is really Anna, then I'll be responsible for this town. Besides, I'm also human, so naturally I can't just sit back and watch my compatriots be invaded by aliens. Humans are too weak in this world, how can we not unite ourselves?" Luo Shui rolled her eyes at her.

In fact, the above words also have excuses, and Luo Shui still has an idea that he didn't say.

That's why he wanted to take this opportunity to try the ability he had just transferred to a soldier.

In addition, Sister Tie specially gave him a beautiful tachi, and Luo Shui really wanted to use this tachi to fight once.

This tachi is indeed a treasure. Although it does not have the effect of amplifying magic power like a Noble Phantasm, it is at least as sharp and hard as a Noble Phantasm.

From this, it can be seen that this sword is also one of Tie Jie's works. Apart from the Noble Phantasm that he helped him build back then, it should be the best one.

Otherwise, Sister Tie would not have carefully carved so many exquisite patterns on the blade.

And such a treasured sword, Tie Jie actually gave him.

You know, Luo Shui lied to Sister Tie before saying that he bought a sword because he wanted to play close combat because he had learned melee magic.

This is completely different from the fact that he changed his career to become a swordsman and urgently needed a tachi.

As a result, in the face of Luo Shui who just wanted to play melee combat, Sister Tie gave him such an important sword, which made Luo Shui really stunned.

Not only that, but Sister Tie didn't charge him a penny, but kissed him...

"Sister Tie, how much emotional debt do you still want me to owe..." Luo Shui sighed in his heart, to be honest, if it wasn't for getting back his wives now, Luo Shui might really try to date Sister Tie. now...

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Just as Luo Shui sighed and stroked Taidao, there seemed to be some movement in the town.

"No, the orcs are attacking again, everyone hurry up and hide!"

"What are you hiding, don't we have heroes?"

"Yeah, then I'm still cowardly, and quickly get my ancestral poison-painted spear. Brother Jin is going to fight side by side with the hero!"

"Brother, the poisoned spear is the only anti-opal weapon in our town. You didn't use it that way."

Luo Shui passed through the window and saw that there seemed to be a group of alien figures coming from afar, so he quickly jumped out of the window and came to the mayor's side.

"Lord Luoshui, I was thinking of asking you to come out. Those damned orcs are here again!" The mayor seemed to hate the orcs very much.

"Well, I'll deal with it." Luo Shui clenched his sword tightly.

"Lord Luoshui, won't your familiar come?" The mayor was a little surprised when he saw that Luoshui wanted to fight by himself.

If he remembered correctly, Luo Shui should be a summoning mage, and the girl he was carrying before should be his familiar, right?

But why did Luo Shui's facilitator still watch the play leisurely by the window when it was time for the battle, but instead, his master had to go into battle with the Taidao himself?

Are you, melee mage?

"These enemies don't need her to appear." Luo Shui said with a smile.

Looking at his relaxed expression, it doesn't seem like he's lying, making people sigh that a hero is a hero.

Immediately afterwards, Luo Shui greeted the orcs alone.

It was a group of extremely ferocious-looking monsters, including the more common goblins, but more of them were demi-humans with big stomachs, iron rods, and pig-headed fangs.

The pig-headed man can't speak, and he makes a series of ugly pig roars when he opens his mouth.

And those little goblins seemed to have heard what the pig boss was saying, so they translated it in a weird voice: "You inferior humans, have you prepared the offerings for the great orcs?"

"Pfft! You don't even know how to speak, but you're embarrassed to call yourself a great person? You don't need to pee and look like a pig." Luo Shui laughed sarcastically. He didn't need to say good things in the face of aliens, just scolded them directly. .

Moreover, the human race in this world appears to be weak, which is only compared to the big races such as the dragon race, angel race, machine race, demon race, and zerg race. As for the orc race in front of me, they are just huddled in the mountains and forests of human race territory, and they dare to live. Arrogant self-proclaimed greatness?