The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

"It's really illusory. This kind of thing, time travel and so on. But, compared to these things, let's send the dinner to Sagiri first."

Quickly put away the paper and pens scattered on the ground, and write [What do you want to eat tomorrow? 】Put it on the pink bunny doll.

dong~dong~dong~~~

"Hi `Hi~ I'm coming soon (￣△￣;)"

……

Ye Zheng is in a very bad mood today. Although the unscrupulous editor Kagurazaka Iris has all kinds of problems worthy of his complaints, he is still a good editor. Now the last series of works "Reincarnated Silver Wolf" just At the end, I was about to discuss with her about the new work, when I got the unfortunate news:

"I resigned and went back to my hometown to get married. Your future editor will be Sonoko Machida. She is a beauty who is only slightly worse than me. She is also the deputy editor-in-chief of Immortal River Bookstore. You have to work hard~~"

Change the editor, change the editor, why even the library has changed, Dengeki Bunko and Immortal River Bookstore are obviously in a competitive relationship, so it really doesn't matter if you switch the library.Of course, Ye Zheng was very self-aware and didn't ask this question, otherwise the answer he got would probably be even more embarrassing.

【So, think about it, how did I time travel? ? ? 】

Fragments of memory keep coming up, Ye Zheng can guarantee that his thinking has never been so clear, and his brain is running faster than ever, even though it is like the memory captured by a high-definition camera that burns his soul of complaining.

It can be said that Ye Zheng has lived for more than 16 years in the past (more than [-] years in his previous life, now he is [-] years old and has nothing wrong with him!) The accumulated desire to complain is not as strong as this moment.

After all, there should be no one who watched anime and died. There was no car accident or fire, nor did the coffee noodle bucket overturned. He just looked at a laptop that was running at a normal speed, and then the computer exploded.

Moreover, the power of the laptop explosion is the most minor injury, right?Why just die directly!

Ye Zheng can guarantee that his notebook is definitely not made by a certain star, and it directly blows up the furniture in the whole room to pieces, which doesn't look like technology on earth.

If he saw other people's misery while browsing the web, Ye Zheng would probably sigh "see you soon" and then continue to happily go about his own business.

But when I was the one who faced this situation, I was left with only bitterness in my heart, although the current living situation belongs to the template of the marked neon light novel protagonist "has a sister and a house, and both parents are dead".

But I am not wearing a soul or body, but reliving my whole life with the sealed memory. The feeling of losing the relatives who are connected by blood is not good, especially when the memory and thinking are both strengthened and then recalled. That continuous intense sorrow,

Compared with the previous life where I grew up in an orphanage and didn't know who my parents were, the loss of my mother in primary school and father in junior high school in this life is even more sad. If it wasn't for the support of a relative like the younger sister brought by my stepmother, I probably wouldn't be able to make it through. until now.

Even if this relative has no blood relationship with him,

Even if this family member did not say more than ten sentences from the first meeting a year ago to the day before yesterday, and the face-to-face time was less than an hour,

Even if this relative is a heavy squatter who doesn't even leave his room...

Sagiri does have all kinds of unavoidable shortcomings, but she is enjoying such a life, after all, this is the only family member, this empty home, the only family member besides herself.

The only problem, probably, is that he can clearly feel that he is missing some memories, perhaps, is the aftereffect of the explosion?

Of course, it can be compared to it, or it can be described as an equivalent exchange. Although he lost part of the memory picture, his memory at this time has become extremely powerful.

It is also because of this ability that he can realize that he has indeed retained certain memories. There are indeed some gaps between the extremely clear pictures. After thinking and analysis that may also become powerful, this is already what he came up with, and it is the most reasonable. explanation of.

As for whether there is any scientific basis in it, Ye Zheng doesn't want to care at all. According to his not too lacking common sense, there is no scientific explanation for the sudden increase of these memories in his brain, right?

If you come, you will be at ease, Ye Zheng's character has always been a bit salty, with a simple yearning to be at ease with the situation, so those lost memories are just from his past self, and may even be from another dimension.

For him, there is no loss of memory in the past 15 years, and even some scenes that he has gradually blurred seem to be slowly becoming clearer, which is lucky enough for him.

At this time, I didn't feel too strong, but Ye Zheng knew that in the dead of night, recalling the faces and words in his memory, he seemed to try his best to control his tears from falling...

From now on, the life that has tended to be normal may be a little different, but no matter what, he will choose to continue the life of salty fish, write books well, sell them well, and make money to support his family, at least earn enough Enough money for the retirement of myself and Sagiri,

After all, it's not so easy for my sister to be taken out of her world by me. If possible, it would be perfect to have a perfect family.

Thinking about the declaration of the time traveler that will undoubtedly be criticized as scum, when thinking of a perfect family, why is the figure that comes to mind so clear and familiar?

Maybe I already have a goal, I have even confessed and got together, but I actually have a girlfriend, but now my brain is a bit confused just after merging the memory.

Closing his eyes, Ye Zheng's face turned a little desperate. Why did his imaginary girlfriend turn into the face of his guardian? What kind of desperate unfolding is this? ? ?

ps: The beginning of a part has been modified without affecting the plot and reading.

Chapter 2: what?Raiders Jing is cute!

Shizuka Hiratsuka, the guardian of himself and his younger sister, became his Chinese teacher + homeroom teacher + life guidance teacher after entering high school.

With the emergence of this information, more memories slowly came up, and the familiarity and affection for Shizuka Hiratsuka gradually returned.

I no longer regard confessing to my guardian and teacher as a burden, but a stupid move.

Still too urgent.Although the other party had pretended to be drunk at the time, and both of them acted as if nothing had happened afterwards, the fact that she hadn't been here again for almost half a month already explained the problem.

But this relationship does not want to give up, whether it is the impulsive self before the memory fusion, or the calm and clear self with more than [-] years of memory now.

Hiratsuka Jing, that woman who just broke into his life a year ago, was when Ye Zheng was most helpless.

When I was in elementary school, I was housekeeping at home, and the shadow of my mother dying in a car accident when she went out alone gradually dissipated as my father sealed up everything in the house, locked the door and took him away from Tokyo to Chiba.

A year ago, my father brought his stepmother and younger sister here. He thought that life would be more perfect after having more younger sisters and aunts, but he did not expect that they both passed away due to accidents during their honeymoon, leaving behind him and his strange younger sister.

Faced with the so-called relatives who wanted to separate the siblings, Sagiri chose to hide in the house and never opened the door again. Her mother's relatives had not had much contact since her mother passed away four years ago, and her father never said anything about his past.

The final situation is that he alone faces a group of adults who want to take away his sister, the only family member. The reality does not allow him to shrink back, but the reality also does not give him hope.

Until the arrival of that woman, who rescued the unsupportable self, she not only wanted to adopt her in the name of her father and her biological mother’s best friend, but also fulfilled this unrealistic wish after hearing her opinion that she didn’t want to be separated from her sister. Although I don't know the process, it is probably difficult to convince Sagiri's blood relatives to give Sagiri to an outsider.

But she didn't say anything, just put the takeaway tonkotsu ramen in front of her, and told herself that no matter what sad things happened, as long as a bowl of super meaty tonkotsu ramen, all troubles would disappear, I don't know You still have a younger sister, let her eat my share first, and after finishing these things, I will take you to eat super delicious ramen...

Obviously it was a super stupid speech, obviously speaking like a child but I couldn't help but burst into tears, that meal Ye Zheng and Sagiri ate through the door, Sagiri must have heard it too, Even through the door, she could feel her choking voice while eating.

As if the rest of the world is not important, there is only one door, two people, and two bowls of noodles left in the whole world, until she walked in front of her again and told herself that everything was settled, and no one would separate you siblings in the future, If you want to live here or move to her place, you will have to wait for a while if you move there. She lives in a single apartment and there are not so many rooms...

Ye Zheng has no memory of what she said later, he only remembers that his tears may have almost filled the big bowl of ramen.

In the end, 15-year-old Ye Zheng did not choose to move to Shizuka Hiratsuka's home.

Maybe it was because he didn't want to trouble her, or maybe he wanted to prove that he was also a man who could stand upright.

Since then, writing that used to be a hobby has turned into a job. The number of books written in the two years since my debut is not as good as in the past year, and the number of waste manuscripts cannot be counted. I used to write very quickly. When I tried my best, I wrote two works of about [-] pages in a week.

Even if the editor said that he was nothing but writing fast, he was not talented enough, and worked hard to make up for it. After a year of crazy writing, the cumulative sales of his books have exceeded 20. Although it is not as good as many popular authors, it is enough. Take care of yourself and your sister.

Over the past year, the living expenses paid by Shizuka Hiratsuka on time have been stored in a card by Ye Zheng. Except for the records taken out a few times because of the tension in life and not wanting to wrong Sagiri, the others are the records of remittances on time every month and the remuneration received by himself. The money to be repaid later may be insignificant, but he needs to prove through this little bit that he can take good care of himself and his sister, and try not to cause her too much trouble, even though he knows she is not afraid of trouble.

………………

This woman Hiratsuka Jing is not suitable to be a wife in every sense, Ye Zheng is very clear about this.

In the past year, Ye Zheng took care of her more than she took care of Ye Zheng. Compared with her beautiful appearance, her personality is more like an uncle. She smokes, drinks heavily, likes to eat a lot of meat, specializes in fighting skills, and likes to watch hot blood Comics, driving, obviously super strong in combat power, as long as the topic of marriage is mentioned, it will become a poor wretch with a combat power of less than 5...

Obviously there are many shortcomings, but hidden behind these shortcomings is irrefutable tenderness. Although he rarely shows it, Ye Zheng is very clear about this after a year of getting along. He even hopes that this point will not be discovered by anyone until he can bear it. Be able to bear the resistance of her and others until you are with her.

In the past year, Ye Zheng has to take care of Sagiri's light taste, with less salt and less meat; while Hiratsuka Shizuka is the opposite. The husband of the year housewife.

Perhaps it was inherited from her biological mother, and her cooking skills have improved rapidly. She took perfect care of two girls, one big and one small, with opposite tastes. The refrigerator at home is always full of vegetables and beer. Obviously neither I nor Sagiri know how to drink. But there is always cold beer in the refrigerator, Ye Zheng chose to let her not drink on an empty stomach after repeated attempts to dissuade her, and her drinking capacity became smaller and smaller, getting drunk more and more easily, and then let Ye Zheng take care of her.

From dragging and mopping the floor to put her unconscious on the bed, to now easily carrying the "unconscious" her back to the room in the posture of a princess, and then to clean up the scattered beer bottles and dinner plates.

Taking care of her half-drunk guardian every few days, taking time every weekend to go to her single apartment to help her clean up the house, and taking care of Sagiri's three meals a day, this is undoubtedly Ye Zheng's happiness. Compared with his own book, it sells well How many books have been published and how many people like them, this kind of happiness makes him cherish it even more.

Ye Zheng, who was in a very calm state after merging his memory, knew very well that his feelings for Hiratsuka Shizuka were not grateful. At first, he might be grateful for his love and love before, but as time went by, her attraction to him was like a drug, full of feelings Nowhere to vent.

Until that night, knowing that she was probably pretending to be drunk again, she did not choose to go back to the room to sleep after packing up everything as usual, but walked to her bed, stared at her face, and after a long time, said " It would be great if I was born ten years earlier and met you ten years earlier, but I will not give up" and left the room.

After closing the door, Yiren opened her eyes on the bed and sighed. Ye Zheng didn't know clearly, even if he knew, he was not surprised. He knew her drinking capacity very well, and some things can't be said when sober, even if both of them know that the other is very sober.

Although Ye Zheng aspires to be a salted fish, it is impossible for him to hand over the pressure of life to the one he loves,

So from a year ago, he treated writing, which he once regarded as a hobby, as a job,

Now I define myself as a part-time light novel writer for high school students,

In the future, he will be a house cook and a light novel writer.

The seed of this idea was planted from the day Hiratsuka Shizuka saved herself and her sister by riding colorful auspicious clouds like a hero in the world, and it took root and sprouted and thrived after a year of getting along.

But, what should I use to attack you, my guardian and teacher, Shizuka Hiratsuka.

Author's message:

Newcomers and new books, please support.

The reason why Sagiri did not dare to leave the room is changed here to the issue of adoption by relatives a year ago. The process of Shizuka Hiratsuka's appearance should not exceed her character range? ?perhaps? ? ?

(Several typos have been changed~~~)

Chapter 3: How to attack you?My Jing is cute

Shizuka Hiratsuka, although he smoked, drank, and "beat students", he was indeed a good teacher.

She will never allow her teacher-student relationship, Ye Zheng has no doubts about this.

Then, if you want to attack the teacher, the first part is to change the teacher-student relationship,

The guardian relationship cannot be revoked, as long as there is such a relationship, it will not be worse,

The teacher-student relationship is too long after graduation, so if you set a small goal, you have to transfer to another school, and you have to be some distance away from Chiba, otherwise you won’t be allowed.

The easiest way I can think of is to move back to my home in Tokyo and transfer to a school in Tokyo, for now.

After all, the age gap is there, and no matter how hard you try, you can't change it.

But age is not a problem, identity is the distance.Ye Zheng's first thought was to transfer to another school, to get rid of the direct teacher-student relationship between the two, but there was a prerequisite for all of this, and it was a huge obstacle:

Sagiri couldn't accept the move, for Sagiri who was at home and could hardly leave the door, it was absolutely not Ye Zheng's wish to face the difficult problem of moving.

To attack Shizuka Hiratsuka, you must get rid of the direct teacher-student relationship between the two, and if you want to change in a short period of time, you can only stay in two schools that are some distance away. This means that you have to move, and Sagiri is absolutely unwilling to move. Ye Zheng is now the biggest Instead, his "enemy" is his favorite sister, what an unscrupulous god of romantic comedy.

Even so, for Ye Zheng, this is a solution with the best of both worlds,

Although I don't care whether Sagiri goes to school or not, as long as she is happy, letting Sagiri go out of the room, out of the house, so that the family can eat at the same table and go out to play together is one of Ye Zheng's wishes and obsessions that he can't let go of. one.

Getting Sagiri out of the house is an epic-level difficult task. First of all, she needs to know someone other than herself, and such a person should not be too different from Sagiri in age, and must have a common topic with Sagiri, novels, illustrations What, otherwise Teacher Eromanga's pseudonym will hurt each other after being exposed, so there is no rush.

In addition to interpersonal communication, then we can only strengthen the attraction of the outside world to her. I will buy a selfie stick tomorrow, and prepare some mobile power banks. If possible, try to connect with her when Sagiri is not bored when going out. Sagiri is more receptive to the outside world.

Then there is the novel. Co-publishing novels with my sister is the deepest bond between the two brothers and sisters. Not only can they not give up writing novels, but they must also strengthen their relationship.

Besides, novels are also the source of their living expenses. In the future, if they want to make frequent video connections to Sagiri's live broadcast, the network communication fee will probably soar, and this will all be included in their living expenses.

The rewards given by the unscrupulous gods, apart from the enhanced memory, thinking ability, and physical fitness that Ye Zheng has directly felt, there must be something that has not been excavated. Although this god has a bit of a bad taste, Ye Zheng still believes in the integrity of the other party. , since leaving such a message.

Ye Zheng's memories of the two-dimensional characters and related works that appeared in this world have been deleted, which means that what exists in his memory now belongs to him uniquely relative to this world, so it is probably a bit difficult to be a pure Wen Chaogong.