The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

The mood is complicated, but, Wu Geng Liuli, it is absolutely impossible to lose!she believes.

She is so confident, especially after this Saturday!

Locking herself in the room, performing self-directed and self-acted "ceremonies" except for three meals, Wu Geng Liuli reviewed her emotional experience with him and strengthened her confidence.

So, on Sunday morning, she counted the time, and at a suitable time for a single otaku, Wu Geng Liuli knocked on the door of the boy next door again!

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"Why should I go shopping with you?"

Yukinoshita Yukino rubbed her head helplessly, this is a very rare state for her, and it only appeared after she met Shizuka Hiratsuka, a wayward teacher.

No one has ever made Yukinoshita Yukino feel such helplessness and headaches, not her mother and sister, nor that stupid salted fish.

Hiratsuka Shizuka, in a sense, doesn't look like a teacher at all!

"This is teaching by precept and example as a teacher!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka said in a natural tone:

"As an excellent teacher, one must not only teach knowledge, but also strive to be a life mentor for students. It is my unshirkable responsibility to save students who are lost and helpless!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka folded her arms around her chest, raised her head and chest as if she was bathed in a great holy light, and Yukinoshita Yukino opened her mouth in surprise and turned her head away, which made her feel very satisfied.

[Be amazed by the brilliance of my shining great teacher! 】

Although Hiratsuka Shizuka tried her best to maintain that lofty posture of selfless dedication, there was an unconcealable pride in her expression.

She didn't realize that since she read Ye Zheng's notes that day, although she has repeatedly denied that feeling, her mentality is different from before. It seems that her age has been halved, and she will glow like a girl from time to time. small emotions.

However, the truth of the matter is that Yukinoshita Yukino looked at her breasts that were even bigger due to the movement of her hands, so, out of sight, out of mind!

"Is Hiratsuka-sensei trying to teach students how to sneakily stalk their own students?"

Yukinoshita Yukino didn't want to look directly at Shizuka Hiratsuka, but she didn't easily bypass her with her mouth. Shizuka Hiratsuka's character is actually hard to hate, but it's also really hard to like, especially Yuki Yukino Xia is such a person.

"I said it was a misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! How can Yukinoshita not trust your teacher like this!?"

Hearing Yukinoshita Yukino's words, even though she had cultivated a bit of chuuni temperament from the hot-blooded boy manga, Hiratsuka Shizuka couldn't maintain such a posture!

[I really want to give such an uncute Yukino a "three consecutive shots without a road"!No, no, you have to hold back, your glorious teacher image cannot be destroyed by yourself! 】

Shizuka Hiratsuka has no idea that the image of her teacher in the eyes of the members of the service department may only be remembered by the "stupid" Yuigahama Yui!

"Under the snow, haven't you bought all the things you were going to buy? It just so happens that the teacher can teach you how to choose products. You must know that this is also an indispensable advanced knowledge in life!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka flicked her ponytail and said confidently, completely forgetting that she had no knowledge of "common sense" other than beer brands and cup noodle flavors.

"In other words, Mr. Hiratsuka has been watching for a long time, and even eavesdropped on the conversation between the students!"

Yukinoshita Yukino's cold words shattered her thoughts of changing the subject, but Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't care—

"No way race! No way race!!! No way race!!!!!! It's a coincidence, okay, okay, let's go!"

Reluctantly, Yukinoshita was pulled into the shopping mall by Shizuka Hiratsuka.

Chapter 184: Yes!It's all wrong...

Ye Zheng didn't know that after he left, his unreliable guardian, a female teacher who was almost incompetent in housework, was going to teach Yukinoshita Yukino with a perfect score in housekeeping in terms of life skills!

At this moment, he looked at the three "well-behaved" people sitting in a row with a headache on his face, or, two people plus a laptop.

Regardless of the mood of the three girls at this time, in short, he has simply and rudely stopped this "farce".

"Okay, let's come one by one, first you, Mr. Yamada Goblin!"

He gestured to Wugeng Liuli who had something to say with his eyes. The three girls in front of him, no matter from his past understanding or his recent performance, he believed that the root of the problem would definitely not be Wugeng Liuli.

[Liuli-chan is so cute, so easily shy, how could she do something like training Fairy Yamada and making her shamefully exposed! 】

Of course, the more important reason is Wugeng Liuli's performance just now. Compared with the Yamada Goblin who is extremely devoted to perverted behavior, Liuli's reaction is just like a normal girl.

As for Sagiri and Fairy, for Fairy, a 14-year-old girl whose novel style is extremely erotic, and who has a perverted hobby of playing the piano naked, he has completely despaired of her integrity! .

In contrast, although he has full trust in Sagiri, as an older brother, of course he trusts his lovely sister unconditionally!

Therefore, even if Sagiri has any strange hobbies that are yellowish, he fully believes it!

Moreover, when he knew that his partner 'Eromanga Teacher' for the past three years was his sister Izumi Sagiri, he already had this ominous premonition.

"Mr. Yamada Goblin, can you explain? Why are you in my living room, holding up your skirt and showing your fat times to my laptop?"

When Ye Zheng turned his face to Fairy Yamada, the words he said unconsciously became stick reading:

"Don't tell me you're recording yourself erotica!..."

"...Otherwise I will have to throw you out and ban your request to associate with Sagiri forever?"

"Yes! You finally understand!"

Yamada Goblin confessed before he finished speaking, and the hearty words caught him off guard. Even though he didn't believe in her integrity for a long time, such Yamada Goblin still made him a little stunned and shocked!

[I was right!What the hell is going on in this world? 】

[Could it be me who was wrong?But is it just to lift up the skirt and play revealing at someone's house that you are visiting for the first time? 】

【Actually, this is just the minimum etiquette when visiting for the first time?Is it actually me who is wrong? 】

Ye Zheng was a little messed up by Yamada Goblin's quick answer, and even stuttered in the second half of the threat, he didn't have the ferocious feeling of throwing her out like a chicken!

"Save your own erotic videos in my laptop? What the hell are you trying to do!?"

Quickly waking up from the chaotic state of the brain, Ye Zheng resisted the urge to roar, and presented these objective facts.

"I didn't record the video just to show you! I told you it was wrong! Just now I just showed Mrs. Eromanga's panties!"

It was obviously very explosive words, but Yamada Fairy said it in a natural tone.

Even if she did manage to clear up his misunderstanding by saying this, no matter how you look at it, her pervert value doesn't seem to have dropped in the slightest!

No, it can even be said that her natural appearance caused the pervert value in her attribute list to soar again.

"What the hell did you show my sister? Don't pollute my lovely sister with your filthy thoughts!"

Even though he said this, Ye Zheng obviously lacked confidence. After all, as a partner for many years, it can be said that he should be one of the people who understand Sagiri's painting style best!

If such a younger sister is actually as pure as a little white flower who doesn't understand anything, he is the first to express his disbelief!

"What! I'm just asking my sister to commemorate our acquaintance, can I draw an 'illustration of the heroine H who appeared in my novel' as a souvenir!"

Why is it still such an understatement?Ye Zheng's mentality is about to explode, what kind of three views are it that allows her to let a 12-year-old little loli draw her 18-year-old illustrations with peace of mind!

"Then, Teacher Eromanga said: 'If you show me the panties, I will draw them for you'!"

I don't know if it's his illusion, Ye Zheng felt that Yamada Goblin seemed a little shy when he said this, it must be his illusion, it must be!

Ye Zheng slumped on the sofa weakly, his eyes drifted aimlessly, even though there was nothing on the ceiling, it seemed to completely attract his gaze.

"Sagiri?"

Although he had already accepted this cruel fact, Ye Zheng still wanted to hear what his sister had to say, so he called directly into the notebook by his real name.

"Because, because..."

"People want to see panties..."

She was a bit shy, like the tone of Sagiri who was always shy, but why did she say such a reason?

Another person who said lightly as if it was a natural perverted hobby!

How did he never know that she was such a younger sister!

On the screen of the laptop, Sagiri was still wearing the familiar clothes, windbreaker, and mask, a suspicious figure who seemed alive.

I don't know why, looking at the mask of "Melulu", Ye Zheng thought of a blonde girl who also likes Melulu, but at the same time is madly addicted to erotic games...

In a sense, Sagiri seems to be more dangerous, at least she just likes the characters in the game, but Sagiri wants to see other people's fat times in reality!

What Sagiri said was completely a criminal's speech, it seemed that even if one day she was caught in the police station for molesting a girl, she would still use this tone to persuade the police uncle, and then come out of the police station without incident!

[Where does the confidence of the fans come from! 】

Ye Zheng rubbed his swollen brain, although it was only a few short conversations, it had already caused enough damage to him!

If he hadn't seen Liuli - blushing, trembling, crouching down with his head in his arms!

Ye Zheng felt that if it wasn't for Liuli's terrified performance at this time, his three views might have been reshaped by these two girls younger than him!

[Look, it's not this world that's wrong, not all junior high school girls have strange erotic hobbies!Right, the lovely glass sauce is obviously normal! 】

[I touch more illustrator or something, beautiful girl light novel writer or something...]

【correct!The fault is not the lovely Sagiri!What's wrong is that the light novel industry that is about to end is all the industry's fault, and has nothing to do with the lovely Sagiri! 】,

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Author's message:

ps: Found a very serious bug!

The name of this volume is "How can a salted fish's holiday life not be lazy?" As a result, 80 chapters have been published, which is almost 17 words, and the male protagonist hasn't had summer vacation yet! ? ? ?

(Then, I flipped through the notes, so far it is the third Sunday of the story, the first week of offline gatherings, the second week of the Xue Nai incident and teasing cats, the above is the first volume, and now it is Sunday, that is Said that the second volume has 17 words and has not finished writing what happened 7 days a week!)

So, I changed the name of the volume, but no one noticed anyway, that is to say, this volume should have included before the holiday and the summer vacation, but in the end, I wrote a volume just half a month before the holiday?

Therefore, the second volume becomes "How can life before the salted fish holiday not be lazy" and the next volume is "Salted fish's summer vacation life is really lazy"!

Then, can I let the hero live a summer vacation life before the actual winter vacation?I'm also very curious!

Facts have proved that although the outline has not been torn, it is obviously much longer...

Probably, the hero who was originally expected to be of Luffy's body was written as a white beard?Thinking about it, it seems pretty good...

Chapter 185: Fifth Watch Glass: "Lan Shou, Mushroom."

"Ex, senior... are you alright?"

Looking at Ye Zheng who seemed to have lost all his dreams and turned into a salted fish, apart from trying to prevent him from entering the house at first, Wugeng Liuli, who had been trying to reduce his sense of existence all the time, was also a little panicked!