The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

"If the evaluation of Yukinoshita Yono is that every younger sister is a good person, then compared with Kiya Komachi, it is estimated that every brother has a terrible ability to act, especially this brother does not want to be with his brother. Together, I want my brother to be happy, friends and girlfriends... Fortunately, Sagiri is not such a brother-controlling..."

Sagiri simply likes me, Ye Zheng thought helplessly.

Shizuka Hiratsuka ignored the various dangerous terms exposed in the other party's mouth when he muttered to himself, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit one for himself, and exhaled a puff of smoke ring to calm down his mood.

"It doesn't matter, anyway, the development of the matter is the same as what I hope to see, as for what will happen in the future, let's talk about it."

Hiratsuka turned around and walked away. She really didn't want to face him in this situation. She didn't know whether it was because as a teacher and guardian, she was disappointed with the lost students who couldn't be saved or because she didn't want to admit it. Vinegar smell.

After all, Ye Zheng's mouth has changed from all aspects to explain that Sagiri is the cutest in the world...

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When Ye Zheng walked into the classroom, what he saw was the scene of Yukinoshita and Hikigu confronting each other.

At this time, Sister Jing should handle it. I don't want to get involved in this kind of situation. It's a pity that Sister Jing has already left because she fell into the state of sister control, so I don't care about them.

Ye Zheng didn't care about the aura of the two colliding with each other, as if he was the only one in the classroom, walked past the two, returned to his seat, turned on the computer, and began to talk about "The Cutest Sister in the World" Although the draft has been completed, necessary revisions are still necessary, whether for reasons of responsibility for the work or for other reasons.

"Well, Hachiman, do you want to see my new work?"

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Chapter 23: Oncoming dog food

Early on Saturday morning, Ye Zheng got on the tram to Tokyo, and yesterday's matter was satisfactorily resolved, in a certain sense.

Of course, he was joking when he said that he wanted to show Hachiman's new work, and it was just to break the confrontation between the two.

Facts have proved that it was the right decision for Shizuka Hiratsuka to pull Hikigaya Hachiman into the service department. Yukinoshita Yukino, who had been quiet for the past few days, collided with Hikigaya's arrival. You can do it, but there is definitely no way to be as natural as it is now. Besides, Ye Zheng doesn't want to waste his time on it.

Liuli learned that she had something to go to Tokyo on Saturday, and the two of them could only gather in Tokyo on weekends. Although they were dissatisfied, they nodded their heads to express their understanding. Being considerate has always been one of the advantages of being a neighbor.

Sagiri closed the door again to prevent herself from entering the room, but she still told herself that she would do a good job of drawing the illustrations for the manuscript "The Cutest Sister in the World".

Perhaps it was a misunderstanding the day before yesterday, but instead it made it easier for Ye Zheng to persuade Sagiri to choose one of the two. However, the problem with Sagiri is still not resolved, and now it is just delaying the trouble for the time being. What will happen in the future is still uncertain. foresee.

Some people in the penguin colony created by "Array Cats" have already started bubbling. Unlike myself, who needs to take the train from Chiba to Tokyo, the remaining four seem to be not far away, so now some people are just reporting that they have woken up and started to prepare We met for a while.

There is no doubt that this person is [Yazi]'s childhood friend Hideo Nishimura's online game wife. For some reason, even though they are about to meet in reality, the other party still uses words like "Lu Xian" and "husband and wife" Mouth, maybe it's because the penguins are still online?

Ye Zheng had an ominous premonition.

If Yazi develops according to the normal situation, he should be a dead fat house, then he can gloat on the sidelines, maybe he can also see the picture of his friend being called husband by his same sex, and film it to become a very interesting black man History, maybe you can also send it to the group of "Sister Saigao" to make everyone happy together;

But if an accident happens, and the wife of the online game is really a woman, and she is not bad looking, then I will probably be fed dog food for a day.This kind of memory, it is estimated that it will become a black history that I don't want to mention.

I hope that the world today is still peaceful, and the law of development of all things remains normal.Ye Zheng prayed.

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The God of Romantic Comedy tells: Don't set FLAG indiscriminately if you have nothing to do! ! !

At this moment, Ye Zheng's mood was very gloomy, and the situation he least wanted to encounter happened. When Ye Zheng came to the agreed place, what he saw was a girl with big breasts, tightly hugging his friend's left hand, her head was still on his shoulder The screen that is rubbing up.

Although I haven't seen him for four or five years, Ye Zheng is sure that it is his childhood friend and even now.

Of course, it was a friend a minute ago. When I saw my friend’s wife playing online games, she was not an uncle, but a cute girl with a lot of milk, and that cute girl seemed to have substituted the feelings in the game into reality. At that time, Ye Zheng already had the urge to break up with his friends, and unknowingly, he had extra gasoline and torches in his hands.

In particular, Ye Zheng saw another girl with blond hair and double ponytails greeting Yingqi, she should also be from the game guild. Ye Zheng felt that he was deceived by the whole world. Even though they were both nerds and played the same game, the situations they encountered were completely different.At this time, Ye Zheng had the urge to go home and uninstall the game immediately.

Of course, the above is just Ye Zheng’s joke. As a super otaku, my friend is still very happy to have a girl who likes me for no reason. It’s just that in the face of this unfolding like a love comedy, the hero is still my friend. Think again Ye Zheng still couldn't see his future emotional line clearly, only a wry smile remained in Ye Zheng's heart.

"Why don't you get involved? I see you've been standing here for a while, and you probably attended an offline party too. It looks like it should be you, Izumi"

Ye Zheng was startled by the sudden voice, turned around and saw a girl with purple hair and golden eyes in front of him.

"Yeah, let's count, then you too." Ye Zheng said with a smile

"It's nothing, I'm just sighing, the god of romantic comedy really likes to play pranks, if I don't have myself, it would be a normal novel to unfold, a super nerd has a wife in an online game, and at an offline party, he finds that there is no one in the guild except Other than myself are beautiful girls”

"It makes sense, but the reality is not, or, in fact, you are a woman disguised as a man?"

The purple-haired girl laughed softly, probably because she was amused by the complaints in her words, and didn't care at all that according to her script, it is estimated that the last three women will be Hideki Nishimura's harem.

"Obviously not, and in fact it's not inexplicable.

According to the normal development, there were only four members in this guild. I was pulled into the guild by accident because Yingqi found out that I was playing the same game again, so there was no problem with the plot.

It's a pity that the male protagonist brought his friends to fight against the god of romantic comedy. According to the light novel, a Yazi who fell in love with the male protagonist from the beginning seems to have no affection for the male protagonist but It is someone I know in reality, and it also fits the setting of the double ponytail.

Then, there should be a person with the attributes of a young lady who is responsible for providing various scenes that are conducive to the male protagonist's attacking girls, and there is only one person who is completely suitable for such a person, right, master"

Since the other party didn't feel disgusted, Ye Zheng just flirted with himself. At this time, he had already guessed the identities of several people present, including the person in front of him, the guild leader, and the game ID: Yapulike.

"It's a very interesting little story, but it's a pity that the reality is not a light novel, otherwise it might be like what you said, but now I am more interested in you, knowing the identity of the girl opposite, but still summing it up as another Candidate for the male harem, should I say that you are a bad taste?

Yushengyuan Xing, the carrier of the eldest lady attribute in your mouth. "

This girl named Yushengyuan Xing still didn't feel unhappy, perhaps because of her excellent character and self-cultivation, or maybe she heard the complaints and jokes in her words from beginning to end.

"Ye Zheng, the one who is responsible for giving assists to the male protagonist is probably a bad taste, and I don't think you and Xiu Fan will participate with Yazi's enthusiasm, so the god of romantic comedy may just change his taste. It's a light novel about pure love, and we belong to the single dogs who are responsible for eating up the dog food produced in the romantic comedy"

Since the young lady still wants to continue this kind of role-playing, Ye Zheng doesn't mind accompanying her to continue.

"I have to say that Ye Zhengjun deserves not to be the leading actor in a light novel. With his keen observation skills, sharp analysis, and proficient strike-up skills, no matter how you look at it, he deserves to be a supporting role in a novel."

Yushengyuan Xing felt that such a game was also very good, and couldn't help but teased the other party a little.

"Seeing that you are asking around in such a roundabout way, I can tell you that I am single, so what method will Ye Zhengjun use to attack me?"

"Forget it, spare me, master..."

Ye Zheng smiled wryly, he didn't expect this girl to be so bold, and he doubted her identity as "Miss" in his heart.

"I thought you would keep playing, but it's actually quite interesting."

As if she had guessed that he would have such a move, the girl did not show any disappointment.

"When the master brought the topic in this direction, he was already invincible. I personally have no interest in being a toy."

"And, they've noticed us."

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Chapter 24: The gradually unfolding light novel plot

The hidden nerd with a golden retriever, the student president and eldest lady, the slut heroine who can only act cute, and the otaku hero who has nothing but games.Um, so how exactly am I positioned.

After introducing themselves to each other, Ye Zheng fell into his own thoughts again.

This time it’s not a joke with Yushengyuan Xing, but the professional habits after seeing each person’s personality. No matter how you look at it, this can be the development of a light novel, especially Yazi seems to be a little confused between the Internet and reality .

So, not only online games are connected, offline activities can also be carried out, how will it be carried out?

Ye Zheng's curiosity became more and more vigorous, and the soul of the creator was burning.

What Ye Zheng has to do at this moment is to lower his sense of existence, sit and watch the plot develop, and then take out his notebook.

This is all living material, the source of my own inspiration in the future, although this kind of behavior is a bit sorry for these people, treating them as objects of observation or something.

However, anyway, Ye Zheng just thinks about it. For people he doesn't know, he can be unscrupulous and doesn't care what the other party thinks, but for people he knows, he cherishes the mutual friendship very much.

It is impossible to deliberately treat them as observation materials, to participate and get inspiration from them is the ending that will appear under Ye Zheng's character.

"What is Hequan thinking, why hasn't he spoken?"

Segawa Akane found that it was impossible to make everyone lose interest in her screen name, so the only way was to divert the firepower, and the target was naturally Izumi who hadn't said anything except a simple self-introduction since the meeting.

"I guess I'm still thinking about my position in this romantic comedy-like light novel."

Yushengyuan Xing still did not forget to tease Ye Zheng, and did not hesitate to tell the content of the conversation between the two just now.

Unexpectedly, it was not the other two girls who responded first, but Hideki Nishimura, a boy who had been a little cautious since meeting him. Unlike Ye Zheng, this person really behaved like an ordinary otaku.

"If it's Ye Zheng, such a statement is understandable. After all, he is a non-famous light novel writer, Mr. Izumi Masamune?"

Hideki Nishimura sold his friend without hesitation.

The difference from facing other people is that his familiarity with Ye Zheng is obviously deeper. If possible, he also wants to chat with Ye Zheng. He is really not good at dealing with these other girls, and Ye Zheng can easily control them. The scene becomes a real MT to attract firepower.

Then in reality, the MT in my own game only needs to follow and shout 666 like a salted fish.

"Eh??"

This is Akane Segawa.

"Eh? Eh??"

This is Yushoin Apricot.

Yazi still focused all her attention on her Lucian, indifferent to other external situations.

"Light novels for high school students, do they really exist?"

Yushengyuan Xing couldn't accept it.From the very beginning, she always thought that the other party was just an otaku with severe delusions.Now I suddenly told myself that the other party still has the identity of a light novel writer.

So, if he really followed what the other party said, would he be the target of attack?

God, I just met a netizen, why is this happening?

No, this is reality and not a light novel, and isn't there another situation where I was crazily sprinkled with dog food, and I no longer have to worry about being hungry, and I can eat dog food every day...

What the hell is this unfolding, such a life is worse than being captured...

The young lady's inner theater is unexpectedly rich.

"It's not a light novelist for high school students. This guy made his debut in the first day of junior high school. Unfortunately, he has never become a well-known novelist. He has been unknown all the time. If he is really loyal, I know his real identity to support him."