The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

However, Xiao Bu is not the kind of child who is naive and doesn't understand anything. Childhood may appear occasionally, but it will definitely not understand everything. Ye Zheng knows this very well in his heart, but he has never had it like he is now. Deep experience.

Xiaobu must have discovered something, thinking of her smiling face reminding him to take a bath quickly, even if he really wants to meet Sagiri today, he must take a good bath...

He has the smell of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu on his body, of course Ye Zheng knows this, but maybe because he is a little familiar with her smell, he didn't think it was obvious after taking a bath in the apartment before, but he wouldn't I feel that Xiaobu keeps reminding himself to take a bath just because it is summer that sweats easily!

The guilty Ye Zheng didn't dare to see Sagiri anymore at all today, and his previous thoughts were temporarily suppressed because of Xiao Bu's fright - he no longer dared to underestimate the girl's keen observation and intuition.

This is already the case for Xiao Bu, because of the occasional hugs and mutual affection, Sagiri should be very familiar with his smell, Ye Zheng doesn't want to use this to test his sister's sense of smell and association ability.

[Senior sister: The scumbag is back home?Have you been punished by your younger sister to kneel on the washboard? 】

……

[Sister: Poor scumbag, it looks like I can only sleep on my knees today...]

When Ye Zheng raised his spirits and was about to get up, he subconsciously wanted to check the time, but he didn't expect that the first thing he saw after picking up the phone were two emails from Xiazhiqiu Shiyu. After clicking in, he seemed to be able to see The girl had a provocative and slightly mocking smile at this time.

Just as Ye Zheng quickly discovered that the heroine of "Love Metronome" is almost like a teenage fantasy created by the author based on himself. In the book, he discovered his "bad intentions" towards his sister.

Perhaps, as she edited the message, the air in the apartment might still be slightly sour?

Ye Zheng still doesn't mind the girl's jealousy, but her barely concealed gloating still makes him a little "dissatisfied". Before, he begged for mercy frantically to himself with an aggrieved face, but it didn't take long for him to run rampant like this. His bad character can be seen One spot.

In fact, if he hadn't met Xiaobu first in the living room, maybe even if he hadn't been punished by Sagiri to kneel on the washboard at this time, he was definitely working hard to think about how to explain it. However, there is no such thing in the world. So many ifs, Xiaobu Saigao!

The corner of Ye Zheng's mouth involuntarily raised a little smile, he didn't know if it was because he thought of Xiao Bu, a caring little sister, or because he thought that he could successfully dispel Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's "arrogant" arrogance.

【Let senior sister down, I'm lying leisurely on my bed right now, nothing happened! 】

It just showed that the sending was successful, and Ye Zheng's cell phone rang a notification tone almost immediately. Looking at the unread messages displayed on the screen, he was stunned for a moment, but he couldn't help but feel a little moved in his heart.

Undoubtedly, he can completely imagine that the girl is holding a mobile phone or a laptop computer at this time, and she is going to sit in the apartment alone for the lonely figure, but there is no feeling of loneliness on her face, only the expectation of waiting And the surprise of getting a reply.

Of course, maybe there is also the frustration of a little black-bellied idea that has failed?

With a more serious smile, Ye Zheng clicked on the email that Kasumi Hill Shiyu just sent:

[Sister: Huh?How is it possible, even after taking a shower, the scumbag on his body is clearly mixed with the smell of shower gel in my bathroom, why was he not found out, and then the scumbag was hung up and whipped? 】

Countless "#" characters were frowned at the corners of his brows. Ye Zheng took a deep breath, suppressed the irritability in his heart, and put back the previous touch. At this time, he didn't want to shout "you return my touch" Words, he just wanted to go back to the room full of his and her scents, and then spend much more than the afternoon to let her know the end of the naughty!

Whether it was just remembered later, or it was a trap that was deliberately set before, Ye Zheng could clearly feel the maliciousness of Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu. So happy to get to her mail.

[I still disappointed the senior, but it seems that the senior wants to try new tricks? 】

[Sister: Is the scumbag going to insult me, a helpless girl again?Tied up and whipped with a leather whip to satisfy the scumbag's perverted desire...]

【Why haven't your words been blocked, and why is it "again", as if I have insulted you! 】

[Sister: I didn't deny it, that is to say, that perverted idea really exists?What a scumbag! 】

A little embarrassed and guilty, Ye Zheng glanced around, Ye Zheng seemed to be able to see Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's pretended aggrieved posture, even if she knew that with her character, she might expect more than him at this time, but how could such a thing be said? What about export?

No, Ye Zheng shook his head, and found that he seemed to be led astray by her. After all, he was not a supporter of Ying Lili's painting style at all, and he never thought of insulting, training, or SMing Xiazhiqiu Shiyu...

Ahem, the new tricks in his words are not so evil!What is evil is the bad character and thoughts of the girl, that's it!

Thinking of this, some strange pictures involuntarily appeared in Ye Zheng's mind. The protagonists of the pictures seemed to be him and the girl named Xiazhiqiu Shiyu.

……

Ye Zheng seemed to be brainstorming downstairs, and Xiao Bu upstairs also didn't have the idea of ​​getting ready to take a break so early. At this moment, she was sitting at the desk with one hand resting on her chin, thinking hard.

It's not a big problem for Oni-chan to have a girlfriend or something, even if he fell in love with his sister before this girlfriend, it doesn't matter, after all, he just returned from a country that did not completely ban the legality of polygamy , she already knew that Ye Zheng was qualified to have multiple wives.

The most important thing is that the one who wants to open the harem is her favorite Oni sauce, so all problems will not be a problem.

But who is that person?It is a girl who can leave such a strong taste on Oni sauce, how could she not be curious!

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Chapter 470: Sister, you have a lot of water, awesome!

"Nissan, you're going out again..."

"It should be different today, right? After all, Oni-chan is going to take Liuli-chan to apprentice?"

Answering Little Lolita’s question uncertainly, the girl named Xiaobu was a little entangled in her heart. She was actually sure that O’Neil Sauce would go stealing fish today. After all, she was reminded when she was preparing breakfast together in the morning. At noon, there were still only two younger sisters coming together.

However, that kind of speculation must never be told to Sagiri, not to mention that she is not sure whether Oni-chan will be like she thinks today, after all, there is also a girl who likes Oni-chan, Black Cat, with her... …

Because the first time we met was in the game, Xiaobu was more used to calling her Black Cat unless he was talking to other people. Of course, the more important thing was that she had already discovered the girl's affection for her Oni-chan, That kind of eyes conveyed definitely liking or even love!

[Should it be different today?With the black cat on the side, O'Neill should have no chance to steal fish, right? 】

Thinking this way, the two of them were no longer visible in the distance, so she took the initiative to help close the curtains in Shawu's room...

Ye Zheng could actually feel the sight behind him, and even felt a slight "maliciousness", but he didn't think too much about it. After all, he already knew that although his sister was squatting at home, and the curtains near the roadside were absolutely invisible even now. It will be opened, but occasionally it will also open a small crack to peep secretly.

It seems that she can still clearly remember the first time she met Xue Nai, and it was then that he discovered this matter. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a headache again.

The misunderstanding caused by Yukino's incident seems to have not completely dissipated. Sagiri is still unwilling to open the door to let him in today. Ye Zheng doesn't know whether it is because she is still angry or because of his passionate confession that day And shy.

Because of this situation, he doesn't have to worry about being discovered by his younger sister for the time being. The resulting ease made him mix with his original worries, and he remembered her misunderstanding about him and Yukinoshita Yukino.

Alas ╮(╯▽╰)╭...

"Senior, what are you thinking? You look very troubled."

"Huh? It's nothing, it's just about Sagiri."

Ye Zheng replied casually, he didn't reveal too much, but he didn't lie either, Wu Geng Liuli puffed his mouth, this kind of expression is definitely not common on her body, but it has a different kind of cuteness.

"Teacher Xia Shizi, what kind of person is she? Did senior really use threats to get her to agree to become my teacher?"

"She...has a bad personality and speaks badly..."

Wu Geng Liuli was obviously still a little bored, and after lowering her head to ask this question, she didn't notice the smile on the face of the person beside her.

"If you have to list it carefully, there must be countless shortcomings, but in fact, she is a very good person, and Liuli, you don't have to worry about her being coerced and unwilling. I was just joking when I said that."

In fact, Ye Zheng is of course not joking, but the speed of this world is changing too fast. The relationship between him and Xiazhiqiu Shiyu suddenly took such a leap yesterday, which is completely beyond his imagination, so the initial thought Of course it no longer applies.

Of course, the so-called threat is not non-existent, but it has completely turned into pure flirting. After all, Kasumigaoka Shiyu has that bad personality and magical reverie that will appear involuntarily. The "reasonable" request, and sure enough, she was unable to sleep in her own bed last night was entirely caused by herself.

Yes, I found out through the email chat yesterday that Kasumigaoka Shiyu couldn't sleep on the bed that was tossed like that by the two of them for a while, even if she had spare sheets in her room, it was useless...

The main force that can cause this situation is obviously not Ye Zheng. Apart from lamenting that the ancients in his memory only have carriages, they can definitely be called old drivers. Otherwise, how could he come to the conclusion that "women are made of water!" What about the conclusion?

Of course, Ye Zheng came to more than this conclusion when he was lying on the bed alone, but there were too many indescribable contents in it, and at this time, Wugeng Liuli was by his side, so he didn't dare to let his own imagination go too far. Thought.

However, from now on, Ye Zheng believes that he will never use the word "fatty" on Xiazhiqiu Shiyu again, not because of the change in the relationship between the two, but because he feels that he has reached the correct conclusion ——Her plumpness is not due to fat, but because her body contains a series of rich n-oxane, oxyethylene, zero alcohol, hydrogen hydroxide, decarburized formaldehyde, dihydrogen monoxide, caustic hydrogen, hydrodesulphonic acid, etc. substance.

Ye Zheng still remembers very clearly, when the conversation between the two changed from email to video call last night, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's bewildered expression when he heard the names that came out of his mouth one after another.

The girl is indeed extremely outstanding, and her academic performance has always been among the best, but it does not mean that she can understand what this bunch of obvious chemical names represent. It can even be said that she knows almost nothing except "fat".

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's excellence is reflected in many places, but her most outstanding talent is still in words, not to mention the bunch of nouns that Ye Zheng said are actually meaningless, and the other him in memory is certainly not very interested in chemistry. Interest, the reason why I remember so much is entirely because of a prank I saw on the Internet in my memory.

When he was serious, acting as if he was a teacher with lofty morals, as if answering students' questions seriously, he elongated his tone and explained to Kasumigaoka Shiwa in the video call:

"it means……"

"Senior sister has a lot of water, it's awesome!"

"So many nouns above are all names that can be derived from various classifications of water!"

From bewilderment to astonishment, he became a little confused, and then a very rising blush, and finally there seemed to be a muffled sound on the top of Kasumi Hill Shiyu's head, and then a puff of steam rose...

Even through the screen, Ye Zheng could feel the hotness of the girl's body at this time, and of course there was obvious embarrassment. The first video call between the two ended under such circumstances. After that, Ye Zheng experienced it again. The information bombing I experienced when we first met.

I have to admit that it is obviously similar to almost the same thing. When the relationship between the two is different and happens under different reasons, the feeling in my heart is really different.

Thinking, thinking, Ye Zheng couldn't help smiling again...

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Chapter 471: Different Black Long Straight

Wugeng Liuli was a little troubled.

Although he summoned up the courage to threaten him in the form of a fallen holy black cat, he did not expect to get a completely unexpected result in the end.

In fact, similar animation appreciation meetings have been held more than once, and there will definitely be many more in the future. She just didn't know what to ask for, so she thought of this, although she regretted it after saying it.

Obviously there should be other smarter choices!

How can you still have the opportunity to be alone with the two seniors in the appreciation meeting?

Wugeng Liuli, you are really a big idiot!

Of course, the above is not the only reason. It is more about whether I will be hated if I do that. Even if I don’t hate it, I will definitely not feel happy if I am threatened, right?

Who knows that the reality is not like that, the man seems very happy, after all, the subject of her threat is not established, and the development of the matter is completely moving in a direction that she did not expect.

Xia Shizi, who has such a pseudonym, shouldn't be too difficult to get along with, right?

In fact, Wugeng Liuli is quite resistant in her heart. Even if she knows that Xia Shizi is not a perverted fat house who will buy her own works, but is actually a beautiful girl high school student, even if her writing is still there The work really impressed her...

However, what the girl named Wugeng Liuli wants most is to have a chance to get along with the boy she likes!

Finally, the relationship between the two has improved again. Although the other party disappeared for a long time after becoming a master and apprentice, as long as this relationship exists, she can always have a very good reason to approach him on the pretext of asking questions .

But why is this so?

However, Wu Geng Liuli couldn't find a reason to refuse him at all when he was really thinking about her out of sincerity. Maybe she was not good at rejecting him at all, no matter what kind of reasonable or unreasonable request...

Unlike before becoming Ye Zheng's apprentice, he procrastinated and even disappeared for a long time later, this time the progress seemed extremely fast, even Wu Geng Liuli could feel the impatience that seemed to exist in the person beside him.

Such a strange phenomenon made her a little puzzled, but of course it seemed more sad. There is no doubt that the man she liked did not have similar emotions, and there was no "like" element in all the good feelings.

Such thoughts made her unhappy, and the joy of being alone disappeared. Even if it was just being alone on the road, Wu Geng Liuli thought that the two of them would have many topics to talk about, but it seemed cold...

Taking a sneak peek at him from time to time, Wugeng Liuli hoped that the two would look at each other as described in the love story, and then feel like an electric shock, shyly avoiding each other's gaze.

It's a pity that everything only exists in stories or dreams. Wu Geng Liuli noticed that he seemed to be full of troubles at the beginning, and also found that he seemed to be in a good mood after falling into silence again. Watching him wrinkled The raised brows, the raised corners of his mouth, the smiling faces...

Among the people who can affect his emotions, she still doesn't seem to include herself. Even if she had such an understanding long ago, facing the reality intuitively like this still made her feel very bitter in her heart, as if she hadn't satisfied any fantasies at all, as if a little Hope you can't see it.

Wugeng Liuli is not a person who gives up easily. Her self-esteem, her pride, and her stubbornness. Although she also has a negative personality of inferiority and vulnerability, she is still extremely strong in her heart. , it seems that it is still difficult.