The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

How much the deer bumped into each other because of the affectionate gaze of his brother, but now Sagiri, maybe he has such a strong urge to crush him to death like a bug?

At this time, even if it is the most exaggerated "playing dead" in confession, Ye Zheng can take action without any psychological burden. How could the sister-in-law who rescued the medicine not accept this kind of thing?

Well, the root of everything is just because he is afraid of death, and after being blackened by his favorite sister, he declared a bloody ending. Such a form of death is undoubtedly unacceptable to him.

Otherwise, the attack power displayed by Sagiri-chan because of her extreme shyness, as an older brother, he has experienced countless times, it has no lethal power at all, of course it is more powerful than tickling, but even if it is used as a massage, it is still It's too insensible.

Yes, it was under such a premise that Ye Zheng was "beaten unconscious" by his younger sister. At this moment, there were only two younger sisters standing there with completely different behaviors.

Sagiri remained expressionless, and even became more indifferent. The leg that was stepping on him showed no sign of relaxing at all, maybe she was thinking about something.

For example, should she use her brother as a floor and step on it hard, maybe through such "floor language", she can accurately convey her dissatisfaction to the depths of the perverted brother's brain?

In comparison, Xiaobu, who didn't know about Sagiri's actual combat power, seemed a lot flustered. Obviously, she should be able to stand from the perspective of the "molested" victim, but at this time she was obviously more worried about Oni-chan's situation .

Holding Sagiri's arm tightly with both hands, maybe Xiaobu's obstruction is also one of the reasons why Sagiri did not raise her calf?

However, Ye Zheng, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, still had enough confidence, although the source of his confidence was his sister's liking for him, whether it was the gentle Xiaobu, or the angry Sagiri, they They won't really hurt my favorite brother.

It's a shameless but effective idea. When Sagiri calms down a little bit, he who is good at admitting counsel will of course use various methods to restore his image in the heart of his sister, although he himself does not believe it. up.

In my sister's heart, especially in Sagiri's mind, does my brother really have any impression that he can be called "tall"?

Maybe there are still some?

Ye Zheng, who was lying on the floor, was full of thoughts, his closed eyes didn't seem to need to pretend anymore, but he relaxed slowly, after all, the person who stepped on him was Sagiri, even if the place where he stepped was his face, There didn't seem to be much panic either.

"Sagiri-chan, forget it, don't step on Oni-chan anymore..."

Xiaobu was a little bit lacking in confidence, even though he was frightened at first, but now he has almost reacted, how could Oni-chan really pass out just because Sagiri punched him in the stomach with a small fist?

Even if you're a fool, you won't be fooled by Oni-chan's exaggerated acting skills!

Although Xiaobu doesn't really feel angry, and even a little happy that O'Neill's eyes are so attractive, such an Oni-chan, even if he is so angry that he almost laughs out loud, he is still a little angry yes!

"Little sister, stop pampering Nissan!"

"Such a pervert, you should teach him a little more lesson!"

The silver-haired loli seems really dissatisfied, but I don't know if it's because of her brother's abnormal thoughts or because of her own flatness?

"I'm not strong enough, little sister, you can help too!"

Chapter 588: The temptation of a girl's gentle caress

There used to be such a decent person, because he let loli girls step on his back and massaged him, after expressing joyful emotions, his senior sister Heisi stepped on his face, and he probably died in the end?

Compared to that illusory urban legend, Ye Zheng can feel at ease, perhaps, he knows that his senior will not come to visit just in time, and of course there will be no sad ending of Heisi stepping on his face to death.

After all, the senior sister should have weak legs today and it is almost difficult to get out of bed and stand for a long time...

For Ye Zheng, when Sagiri asked Xiaobu to help, the original punishment seemed to have changed. At least, Ye Zheng knew very well that Xiaobu definitely didn't use too much force. As for Sagiri, it really was. I have no strength.

So, it's not so much a punishment, but a different massage experience for him, right?

The only thing that makes him feel sorry is that the younger sisters stepped on their faces. If they stepped on their backs, it would almost be another touch of "life is complete", right?

Xiao Bu was originally resisting, no matter what, stepping on Oni-chan or something was too much, but, unlike Sagiri who turned her head to look at her, Xiao Bu's attention was always on the floor On Ye Zheng...

Inevitably, she seemed to have noticed that O'Neill's ears had just twitched slightly.

[So, is the perverted Oni sauce really excited? 】

[Does being stepped on by your sister make you, a perverted sister, extremely happy in your heart? 】

The girl's expression was a bit ugly. Although Oni-chan was her favorite person no matter what, she couldn't help puffing up because of the perverted Oni-chan who deceived herself like this!

He was pretending to be dead, so Ye Zheng's eyes were closed all the time, of course he couldn't notice the change in Xiao Bu's expression, otherwise, he might have a different mood.

Habit is really a terrible thing, for example, after he got used to Sagiri's trampling, how long did he step on it, and he felt inexplicably comfortable, after all, he was indeed "tired" these days, And it's the kind that works day and night.

Even though his body is indeed much better than that of his senior sister, but as the senior sister's adaptability continues to strengthen and her combat effectiveness continues to increase, Ye Zheng actually feels a little tired when the senior sister can't get out of bed today.

If it wasn't because of his scruples, or if he was sure that if he really took Sagiri's punishment as a reward, and asked Sagiri to step on him in a different position for a massage, then his sister would probably be completely blackened, right?

That kind of scene was really terrible, so even though he felt regretful, Ye Zheng could only close his eyes and enjoy this incomplete happiness. At the same time, he thought in his heart when he could let his sister step on his back and massage him?

If I have the opportunity to make a request in the future, if it is a shy character like Sagiri, it may be difficult, but it is not easy for Xiaobu, but if it is the request of Oni-chan's life, he should be willing!

Although, it is probably inevitable that she will have contemptuous thoughts in her heart, after all, his "lifetime request" is so cheap...

Of course, there will be many requests in a person's life, and Xiao Bu must be willing to help his favorite Oni sauce to fulfill those wishes, right?

[What an exaggerated idea, it really is dragging senior sister to fall together, how much moral value is lost? 】

Thinking of this in his mind, Ye Zheng looked down on himself a bit, but he didn't seem to have any thoughts of correction.

Suddenly, a different kind of touch came from his face, which was completely different from Sagiri's bare feet. There is no doubt that the only possible source was Xiaobui.

The cotton white socks feel a bit rough, perhaps because the contact position is on the face, this feeling is even more irritating than the senior sister's stockings.

As for why he knows that the white socks are sliding on his face with his eyes closed, of course it is the powerful memory. If there are other reasons, it is probably because he helped Xiaobu when he first moved in. Many busy.

Whether it was going shopping or tidying up the room, the girl never refused the help of Oni Jiang, although she tidied up the close-fitting clothes by herself, and the "cleaning right" of the clothes of the three people in the family was also transferred from Ye Zheng to Xiao Bu's hands , but living under the same roof, he is still very clear.

Xiaobu only has two types of socks, one is black stockings, which can always create an absolutely attractive area with short skirts when going out, and the other is white cotton socks, which are used to match other clothes. Like the girl's pure healing smile, Xiao Bu's dress is always so simple, but full of comfort.

"Little sister, you can't do this!"

The lovely sister's voice brought back Ye Zheng's wandering mind, yes, at this time, Ye Zheng couldn't describe Sagiri as scary at all, especially when he didn't meet her eyes.

If it weren't for the piercing look in his memory, he would have wondered if Sagiri was giving him benefits on purpose, and she even took her little sister to give benefits together.

"Huh? But, but..."

"Sister Bui didn't step on it at all, she looks weaker than me, so I don't believe it!"

"But Oni-chan will hurt."

"Obviously it's the younger sister who feels sorry for the perverted brother..."

In fact, Sagiri is right. Of course, what Ye Zheng thinks in his heart is not the description of "perverted", but referring to her to make complaints about Xiaobu is not troubling at all. Based on his personal experience, Xiaobu simply uses Toes rubbed against his face.

However, Sagiri's words were not entirely correct. In fact, compared to stomping on him hard, Xiaobu's movements were more torturous, and even made his scalp tingle.

If there were not two lovely younger sisters by his side, and if the senior sister was nearby, Ye Zheng promised that he would jump up directly, and then run away, pressing the senior sister in any position in the room where she might be at that time, Let the senior sister's weak legs be extended a little longer.

Unlike the 12-year-old Sagiri, Ye Zheng's inner rationality prevents Ye Zheng from raising any evil thoughts towards her, but Xiao Bu is different. Xiao Bu is the same age as him, but he was born about half a year later, and he is only older than his schoolmates. Miss is over one year old...

Although Ye Zheng believes that he is not the kind of beast that would be inexplicably angry at his sister, but the normal physiological reaction is unavoidable at all, and how could Xiao Bu's actions fail to arouse his reaction?

"Let's forget it, Oni-chan is so pitiful..."

Xiao Bu's weak voice reached Ye Zheng's ears. Indeed, because he was pretending to be dead, he endured it pitifully.

"Brother doesn't look pitiful, maybe he's still enjoying himself in his perverted heart!"

"Or let Oni-chan go, Sagiri-chan wants to..."

Chapter 589: Baka! hentai!No road race!

squeak... squeak...

boom!

The door of the Unopened House was closed again.

It took him a while to react, or in other words, Ye Zheng didn't know exactly what happened, but he knew very well that it would definitely not be a good thing for Xiao Bu!

boom! boom! boom!

Standing up, Ye Zheng knocked hard on the door of the house that cannot be opened, not caring about his crime at all. If he added the sentence of "pretending to be unconscious to deceive his sister", what kind of punishment would he get?

"Wait a minute, Sagiri, let go of Xiaobu, what's coming at me!"

"baka! hentai!"

"Nissan, you pervert, you're not a cute girl, so I don't care about you!"

Teacher Eromanga's voice came out through the not-so-thick wooden door. Although it was only amplified by a headset without a voice changer, Ye Zheng could clearly tell that Sagiri had turned into an Ai Teacher Romanga's working status.

What kind of "big satyr" Teacher Eromanga is, Ye Zheng is already very clear, but at this moment, the one who is trembling in the mouth of the satyr is his most caring sister, Xiao Bu!

"No, Erroman Arason, let me go, no matter if it's a cute girl or a cute boy, I can help you find someone to be your model!"

Ye Zheng is still trying to fight for it. If it wasn't for the last remnant of reason, maybe he might start knocking on the door:

"By the way, Opie, Sagiri you asked me to find a big breasts model earlier, you let Xiaobu go, how about I bring her over to find you tomorrow?"

What came to mind was the pair of seniors whom he couldn't alleviate his obsession with... Maybe it was a quick wit, and it was necessary to use this as an introduction to let the seniors get to know his younger sister, even though there would be an overturned hatchet However, in the face of his senior sister's affection, he knew that it was impossible for him to keep concealing it...

"baka! hentai! no road race!"

"Nissan is perverted, you idiot, go to hell!"

"I don't want to listen to you anymore, shut up, perverted brother, I only want my little sister!"

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The horse's voice could no longer be heard in the room, perhaps, the angry Sagiri couldn't help but drop the headset, right?

There was no response when he knocked on the door again, and Ye Zheng stopped at some point, with his palm pressed against the door, and he sat on the ground very weakly.

With his back against the wall and sitting on the floor without any image, Ye Zheng's eyes were a little lost.

I don't know how to describe this feeling, anyway, it is inexplicably complicated, even if he knows what kind of person Sagiri is, he still has an inexplicable sadness, probably, he still has dissatisfaction with himself?

Although it is also because he knows the two lovely younger sisters very well, otherwise it would definitely not be the direction of the plot, but the mood is still a little hard to let go.

As an older brother, as early as Ye Zheng could not resist the name of sister-in-law, and even had the courage to write such a "love letter", he knew that his image must have begun to collapse, but at this time, it was still completely different. sense.

It seems that it is not the first time that Sagiri has been given the name of "pervert", but it will definitely not be as impressive as this time. Whether it is Xiaobu or Sagiri, they must know that he is pretending to be stupid, but , the more shy Sagiri is, the more aggressive she is, which makes her a bit recalcitrant at this time.

At this moment, Ye Zheng was probably let off by Sagiri, right?

Even if he "turned himself in", he wouldn't, or in other words, he didn't bother to pay any attention to him.

Although the price seemed a bit high, what exactly did Xiaobu whisper in Sagiri's ear?