The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

Even if it was Yukinoshita Yukino, he only knew that there was such a person in the class, and he was able to recognize him immediately in the activity room of the service department, thanks to her unfriendly tone when she spoke.

Picking up such a name from scattered memories, Ye Zheng was about to say hello. After all, this is considered a sudden intrusion. Even though the classroom is a public place, he is still a member of this class.

Unexpectedly, the girl leaning on the window sill had a broken expression, frowning, and spoke in a bad tone.

"Who are you talking to, what kind of weird name does Riyueye have? My name is Sanriyue Yekong, Sanriyue Yekong!!!"

Ye Zheng was a little embarrassed, and didn't care about the girl's tone. After all, they had been in the same class for almost three months, but he didn't even remember the other party's name, and even called the wrong name in person. He couldn't blame her for being treated like this.

"Sorry, Mikazuki-san~"

Ye Zheng also recalled a little impression of this girl, similar to Yukinoshita Yukino, black and straight, no friends, this is all Ye Zheng's impression of the two beautiful girls.

"It's fine for Sanriyue to treat me as if I don't exist. I just came back to the classroom to rest. You can continue talking to yourself, it's okay..."

"you saw it?……"

Unexpectedly, Sanriyue Yekong seemed startled when he heard Ye Zheng's words, and asked with a blushing face.

"If you mean you talking to yourself in the classroom, I did see it"

Ye Zheng didn't care. Anyway, he didn't stay up late yesterday. After chatting with Sagiri, he went back to his room and went to sleep very early. He is in good spirits now, but he just doesn't want to wander around, so he decided to find a place to sit down. Finally, he went back when he had nowhere to go. classroom.

Hearing Ye Zheng's words, Sanriyue Yekong looked a little hesitant, walked back and forth to the window for two steps, turned around and faced Ye Zheng

"I... I'm just chatting with friends... and air friends..."

As if to prove his existence, a gust of wind blew in through the open window, and the raised curtains happened to block the two of them. Ye Zheng didn't know what the expression of the three-day moon night sky was, anyway, his expression was bewildered.

"Air... friend?"

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Chapter 44: The Three-day Moon Night Sky Has No Friends

What the hell is an air friend?

A kind of fetish?

Ye Zheng has indeed seen on the news that various things are regarded as lovers, so the girl in front of him who regards the air as a friend probably has similar symptoms.

Ye Zheng showed a complicated expression to the girl, showing pity, understanding, and surprise...

"What kind of expression do you have? This look in your eyes really makes people feel uncomfortable. I probably can't understand it with your IQ..."

"No, I understand, at least I don't discriminate..."

Ye Zheng is very tolerant towards strangers, anyway, it won't affect him, it has nothing to do with Ye Zheng whether girls like to make friends with air or with desks.

"The look in your eyes is even more uncomfortable now. Now that you understand, what do you say is air?"

Sanriyue Yekong had a serious face, maybe it was because it was rare for someone to talk to her, maybe it was something embarrassing because she was smashed, maybe it was because she thought Ye Zheng was a friendless person like her, so she had a rare chat with someone.

"It literally means treating the air as a friend. Although it doesn't discriminate, it's inevitable that I still feel a little pitiful. It's because of the lack of friendship that you can do this..."

Of course, Ye Zheng only said the first sentence, but didn't say the last sentence. It was too direct, and the scene would be embarrassing once he said it.

"That's not true, Xiaozhi is real, he's not just imagining it like you said, look, it's here"

The three-day moon and night sky gestured towards the empty window with a smile on his face. Perhaps it cannot be said that there is nothing there. There are indeed various gases there, nitrogen, oxygen...

As if he didn't notice Ye Zheng's expression of "you are hopeless" and "caring for mentally handicapped children"... Sanriyue Yekong was once again immersed in his own world, smiling and talking.

"As I mentioned just now, when I was in middle school, Xiaozhi and I went to the amusement park, and we were accosted by several groups of people, one of whom was a handsome newcomer teacher, about this setting..."

Ye Zheng looked at the girl who was holding on to the window sill with one hand and twisting her long hair with the other, and felt that the other party was probably hopeless. It seemed that this symptom had not lasted for a day or two, but for several years.

Hearing the setting she said, Ye Zheng felt that it was a pity that she didn't write novels. If it was her, she would definitely not be as unknown as herself. With her imagination, she just made friends with the air. If those stories are written, it is estimated that he will become a popular novelist.

Hearing Ye Zheng complain about the word "setting", Sanriyue Yekong grabbed his hair with his left hand and hurriedly argued:

"Yes, this is what actually happened..."

"What exactly happened?"

Ye Zheng is also a little curious, there should be a part of the truth, otherwise this girl is too powerful if she relies entirely on imagination.

"Until 'middle school'"

The tone of the three-day moon night sky is a little low.

"It's almost [-]% fabricated by my own imagination. I take back my thoughts just now. You are indeed very powerful. However, at least I hope that the matter of going to the amusement park is true..."

"What's so fun about going to an amusement park alone..."

"You just admitted that you are alone!" Ye Zheng complained again.

"Ah! The one just now doesn't count...Xiao Zhi is very cute, if we go to the amusement park..."

Looking at the three-day moon night sky where he was talking nonsense in a serious manner, and then immersed in "memories" again, Ye Zheng was also a little speechless. However, this is unexpectedly interesting. After all, the girl is full of flaws, which can satisfy Ye Zheng's complaints desire.

The three-day moon and night sky, who was talking eloquently, finally noticed Ye Zheng's expression, folded his arms around his chest, and asked Ye Zheng what kind of eyes were those eyes!

"It's nothing. If you want to chat with friends, you can just make friends in reality. They are not friends in the air, but friends in reality."

"Hmph, if you can do it, you won't have to worry about it."

Looking at the suddenly arrogant girl, Ye Zheng was a little helpless, why can't the beautiful girl find friends now, this is the case with Xue Xia Xue, and the same is true for the three-day moon night sky in front of him.

How about throwing her in the ministry of service?Ye Zheng suddenly came up with this idea, although he didn't know why Sanriyue Yekong had no friends, but it had nothing to do with it, anyway, the Ministry of Service was originally a gathering place for problem children, a sheep is also chased, and a flock of sheep is also chased.

Besides, Yuigahama Yui has the completely opposite character to Yukinoshita Yukino. Hikigaya Hachiman is similar to her, but they are different in nature and have different genders. One more girl with a personality similar to Yukinoshita Yukino should be able to be more Let's promote the reaction of everyone in the service department well.

The problem now is how to lure her to the service department. It is definitely not possible to use Hikigaya's method. Yubihama ran over by himself...

"Look carefully, aren't you always alone in the class? What's your name?"

"Ye Zheng"

Ye Zheng, who couldn't think of any method for the time being, just chatted with her casually, but he couldn't think of a targeted method because he knew the name, and he needed intelligence support. This time, a Komachi will not appear to help.

"Ye Zheng, strange name"

"Because I'm from Song Dynasty, my name is quite different from Neon."

"Da Song, no wonder, but I don't have to be gossiped by Ye Zheng when it comes to making friends. It's been almost three months since school started, and I still don't have any friends. Ye Zheng, you are such a lonely and poor person."

Sanriyue Yekong spoke to Ye Zheng in the tone of a pitiful stray dog ​​on the roadside, and Ye Zheng's face was covered with black lines.

"I don't want to be said that by a guy with air friends, and, not to mention other places, I still have a few friends in Sobu High School, Yukinoshita Yukino from the same class, Hikigaya Hachiman from E class, and Yuigahama Yui "

Congratulations, Ye Zheng treated Yukinoshita Yukino as a friend for the first time. In order not to be looked down upon by such a poor guy in front of him, he added Yuigahama Yui who had only met twice, um, Sobu Takanoi Ye Zheng only remembered the names of four people, and the other was the three-day moon and night sky in front of him. Thinking about it, it was actually quite miserable.

"Are you underestimating Xiaozhi! Why can you have friends??"

Sanriyue Yekong looked unhappy + unbelievable, obviously expressing dissatisfaction with Ye Zheng who has been alone all the time and has friends.

"Xiaozhi is cute, smart, athletic, gentle, good at talking, and good at listening, and he will never betray and leave my side"

It seems that the more she speaks, the less confident she is. When she said "never betrayal", her tone has completely changed. It seems that Sanriyue Yekong is also a person with a lot of stories.

"I know, but there's no way, I don't know how to make friends at all..."

Her tone was a bit lonely. It seemed that she was actually not as optimistic as she said just now. In fact, she also wanted to make friends, but she didn't know where to start.

"So……"

Ye Zheng opened his mouth...

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Chapter 45: Ayaka Totsuka is a boy!

Until the end of the lunch break, Ye Zheng didn't give up on Sanriyue Yekong's idea of ​​creating a club by himself.

The reason for this situation is that Ye Zheng revealed that he wanted Sanriyue Yekong to join the Ministry of Service. As a result, she refused on the grounds that it would be more embarrassing to join the club because the interpersonal relationship in the club is already fixed.

Ye Zheng also saw that the real reason was not the case. After all, he explained clearly that the service department has only just been established, and there are only four people who are not familiar with each other.The real reason is that the other party is still worried about making friends, Ye Zheng thought so.

Originally, I wanted to lure this troubled girl into the service department by myself, but now it seems that I can't do it without Hiratsuka Shizuka, so let Jingjie get stuck when she applies for the club.

After all, judging by her appearance, it is estimated that she could not even meet the minimum quota for forming a club, and then stuffed her in with the reason that the service department can meet the minimum requirement of five people. The plan looks good. As for whether it will be successful, Ye Zheng Not forced.

Ye Zheng was thinking about something, and walked to the door of the service department. He came today to ask for leave from Yukinoshita Yukino, and to go out with Liuli in the afternoon. Although his club activities have been leaving early, it's not good to just skip it. At least say it again, anyway, the daily life of the service department is Yukinoshita and Hikigu reading books, Ye Zheng writing books...

Ye Zheng opened the door, but found that in the service department, besides Yukinoshita and Hikigaya, there were Yuigahama Yui and another person in green sportswear. Looking at the back, the intimacy with Yuigahama should be her classmate girls.

However, when Ye Zheng said hello and was about to go back to his seat to pack his things, he realized that this man was thin and thin, with thin arms, waist and feet, with fair skin, a cute face and a girl-like voice. They all look like cute girls, but it's a boy?

Is this the "big X cute girl" that those dead houses in the second dimension say, or "so cute must be a boy"...

Ye Zheng finally remembered again that this is a three-dimensional world mixed with two-dimensional elements. After merging his memory, he knew it, but he didn't feel anything abnormal before, and today's feeling is particularly strong. This is really not a normal world.

But Ye Zheng was just expressing his feelings, and the cute boy has nothing to do with him, although he seems to have come to entrust it.

"Under the snow, I have something to do today, I have to leave soon, I won't participate in today's club activities"

"Mr. Xianyu really can't help but praise you. I didn't expect that I just praised you yesterday, and I will skip work today to catch fish."

Ye Zheng didn't know whether his memory was wrong or his hearing was wrong. Anyway, he didn't know when Yukino Yukino praised him. I'm afraid it was in a dream. The cold Yukino Yukino praised others, obviously thinking too much. .

"There's nothing I can do about it. I didn't expect that there would be a commission today. It's the student in the sportswear, right? What kind of commission is it?"

"That...well, my name is Totsuka Ayaka, I heard from Yui that I can help here, and I want to improve my tennis skills..."

You are so shy when you speak, and your movements are still coy, are you really a boy?Ye Zheng complained in his heart.

"Looking at your clothes, you should be a member of the tennis club. Why don't you look far away and find someone to practice with in the tennis club?"

Ye Zheng is a little strange. There must be no minister who would not like such a motivated member. It should be easy to find someone to accompany him to practice and improve his skills.

"Xiao Cai is embarrassed to speak up. I was the one who dragged me here after I found out about it. Xiaoxue must have a way to help..."

Yuigahama Yui is still full of energy. It seems that this young man was pulled over by him. Sure enough, it was correct to pull Hikigaya Hachiman into the service department. Knowing when it will come, how can it be like this, the first client also helped to pull the second client over.