The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

"Well, Ying Lili is very cute, super cute, no matter her arrogant personality or her dishonest behavior, her long double ponytails, naughty little tiger teeth, her petite figure, her non-existent Oupai...all super cute of!"

"you you you……"

Almost every time Ye Zheng uttered a description, Ying Lili's face turned redder, but in the end, those shyness turned into anger—this bastard is too smug!

"Ahem, there is something wrong with my statement, so what, it's not that there is no sense of existence, but that it doesn't exist?"

"Heh, hehe..."

"I mean, although they are exquisite, they are also very cute. They match Yinglili's petite and exquisite figure very well. There are also small tiger teeth and double ponytails. They are super cute and attractive when paired with Yinglili!"

"You still mentioned being young!"

"No, no, Ying Lili, you must have heard it wrong."

The humanoid creature in front of her can hardly give Ye Zheng the feeling that she is Ying Lili, it is so terrifying, even more terrifying than Jing Jing.

"Die, bastard Ye Zheng!"

Chapter 790: Sayuri who is younger than Takumi

"Hiss—lightly, lightly..."

"Humph!"

Sayuri Sawamura pressed it hard on purpose, and when she saw Ye Zheng grinning, she felt an indescribable joy in her heart.

"So, how did Ye Jun bully Ying Lili and let her bite you so hard?"

"..."

Seeing Sayuri's left hand wrapped intentionally in the shape of a "pig's trotter", Ye Zheng felt as if he wanted to cry without tears. A second ago, he was emphasizing not to use "dog" as a metaphor for himself, but in the end he didn't show it. Huya.

He dared to guarantee his little integrity, and Ying Lili's tiger teeth were definitely stained with blood!

However, don't tell me the specific reason, after all, they are the mother and daughter who inherited the genes perfectly, otherwise, Ye Zheng is worried that his right hand, which is still intact, will also be left with a string of deep teeth by Sayuri. print.

Ying Lili's small canine teeth are really sharp. Although Sayuri's dressing was obviously a spoof on purpose, but compared to being bitten by a senior sister on the bed before, the consequences of this time's death are really much more serious.

After all, he is an idiot, although he quickly let go the moment he felt the smell of blood, but the arrogant Ying Lili obviously won't admit his mistakes, even if he has already hid in the room and is embarrassed to see him.

Because I know her very well, Ye Zhengdao won't have any strange impressions of Ying Lili because of this, but he still has some headaches, how can he explain to his senior sister at the party?

Perhaps, try it with Sayuri first?

Do you risk being bitten by Sayuri to verify it, or face the nervousness of your senior at night?

No matter which option is chosen, Ye Zheng always feels that there will be no good results. Therefore, it turns out that it is not right to get carried away, and the consequences of dying are a bit scary. Of course, the most important thing is that Ying Lili really cares about her own peace , obviously molested her countless times in various ways, but none of them were as serious as today's.

Snapped!

"Wake up! Ye Jun, shouldn't you?"

"It's definitely not what you think, Sayuri!"

"Huh? But I haven't said anything yet?"

Sayuri Sawamura was going to take the opportunity to knock his hand twice to stop, does this little bastard understand her so well?

"Anyway, no matter what, what Sayuri said must be some very unreliable hypotheses for cheating daughters, and it must not be suitable for children!"

"..."

Well, Sayuri Sawamura has to admit that this little bastard really knows herself very well, at least Ye Zheng really knows about the situation between their mother and daughter, but this is probably normal.

Even though there were so many years of gaps, let alone her and Ying Lili who didn't even change much in appearance, although Ye Zheng has grown a lot taller, his personality is still the same as before, um, he is much bolder, and so is his sexiness!

"So, Jun Ye really couldn't wait to mess around with Ying Lili at the CM venue, so he was bitten?"

"..."

"I've said it all, it's definitely not what you think, Sayuri."

"Well, that means Ying Lili can't wait to mess with Ye Zheng?"

"So where does your confidence in your daughter come from..."

"Well, it's really impossible for Yinglili, who is so cowardly."

Ye Zheng lay helplessly on the back of the sofa, Ying Lili is indeed not easy, with such an unscrupulous mother, maybe she is so cowardly because she was bullied by you since she was a child!

Although, when Ye Zheng thought about it, he seemed to bully Ying Lili occasionally, after all, Zhai Li is really interesting, especially the reaction after being teased and bullied is simply too cute.

It should be such a fixed cognition, which is why he accidentally made a big death today. The rabbit bites people when it is anxious, not to mention Ying Lili, who is easy to get hot-headed. The most important thing is that he did not comfort him in time. Maybe it's an addiction?

Obviously, even if he bullied her before, he would successfully appease Zhai Lili before the "explosion". After all, Ying Lili is a very coaxable type. In fact, this is the most important reason why he called her an idiot. However, thinking back on his behavior today, Ye Zheng He found out that before Yinglili was about to explode, he had clearly noticed it, but he didn't rush to appease him, but added more fire...

"It kinda deserves it..."

"Deserve it? Sure enough, Jun Ye did something to offend Ying Lili!"

Sayuri Sawamura blinked her big eyes, and looked at Ye Zheng curiously. At this moment, she seemed really impatient.

Such an expression is too foul!

Ye Zheng was almost powerless to complain—Madam, your daughter is already a 15-year-old girl, don't you also look like a girl bursting with heart, please, your posture is even more girlish than Ying Lili!

"Nothing."

Ye Zheng turned his eyes a little away from Sayuri Sawamura's direction, and then pretended to be casual and said:

"It's just that I accidentally said the reality that Ying Lili has been unwilling to recognize, and I really accidentally said it."

"Well, the meaning is unclear."

Don't pout!

Ye Zheng couldn't help but growl in his heart. Like before, it was too much for the years to leave no marks on her body. Now, Sayuri still has the feeling of reverse growth, becoming more and more young.

Stop being cute, okay, the whole planet will collapse, this is a scientific planet, Sayuri should not let it evolve in an unscientific supernatural direction!

However, Sayuri Sawamura seemed completely unaware of Ye Zheng's complaints. She just stretched out her right index finger and gently poked his "injured" hand, as if threatening him.

"Ye Jun, tell me quickly, or the wound will bleed again, it will be bad."

"No, it has already been bandaged into a pig's trotter by you, Sayuri. Unless you use a hammer, there should be no way to damage the wound."

"Damn it, does Jun Ye mean to say that I made it ugly?"

"..."

Otherwise, don't you really think it looks good with a bow?

Ye Zheng rolled his eyes, he had already given up "struggling" for Sayuri Sawamura, who was out of his own persona every day, anyway, after getting used to it, it seemed that not only would he not feel a headache, but instead he found it quite cute, as expected of Ying Lili. Mother.

As for the previous guilty conscience, when he found out that the other party was calm on the surface, and even molested him as usual, it was nothing but a bluff, Ye Zheng was able to be calm again, and he believed that he would be molested again If so, he will definitely be able to go back to teasing again.

Indeed, I don't know when he started, his courage is getting bigger and bigger. As the saying goes, how big a harem a person has is how bold he is... Ahem, Ye Zheng quickly stopped his wild thoughts, this is Sayuri Sawamura!

"Well, I accidentally let Ying Lili realize that her poor breasts really didn't..."

Ye Zheng's throat moved, and he felt that the whole house seemed to have become much gloomy:

"saved……"

ps: I heard that Huya hurts Ding?

Chapter 791: Fairy tales are all "deceiving" people

"So, Mr. Scumbag has nothing to explain?"

Just walked into the apartment, and before he could take two more steps, it became such a familiar posture—Kasumigaoka Shiyu folded his arms around his chest, and his calf shook violently.

In fact, when she saw Ye Zheng just now, the girl's heart was more excited, and then, when she saw his hands wrapped into pig's trotters, the excitement suddenly turned into worry.

However, when she took a closer look at the bow tied on it...hehe sneered.

Ye Zheng's face was obviously embarrassing, he really didn't know how to explain it, who knew that his crow's mouth was really right!

Sayuri is so old, and she is still an elder, who knows, she actually bit him!

Of course, compared to Ying Lili who bit her and ignored him, and ran back to the room refusing to pay attention to him when she got home angrily, it was time for Sayuri to bandage him at least twice.

In fact, Sayuri didn't leave any deep tooth marks. The reason was certainly not because she didn't have cute little tiger teeth. Maybe she wasn't really angry, but just vented her anger for her daughter?

As for the bite marks that can disappear quickly after wiping off the saliva, why do they have to be wrapped so exaggeratedly? Probably just out of bad taste?

Sayuri said that symmetry is a kind of beauty, and of course the playful bow has not been forgotten. As for whether it is true or not, Ye Zheng really doesn't know.

It's like he didn't know at all, whether the tongue licking feeling he felt before Sayuri opened her mouth, was she intentional, or was it a pure coincidence?

"Shall I make up a reason for the scumbag?"

The corners of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's mouth raised slightly, and a dangerous light shone in her wine red eyes.

"Well, you don't need to bother Shiyu's wife."

"Didn't you, scumbag, notice that the few times you called me that, it was because of a guilty conscience."

"..."

I'm sorry, I really didn't find this out, but Ye Zheng felt that according to his own death behavior, he should be guilty all the time, so, senior sister, you are wrong!

"Then we will only use the title 'Shiyu's Wife' from now on?"

"..."

asshole!

There was a clear blush on Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's face, are you trying to irritate me, make me mad, make me impulsive, and then you can have fun again, so that I can't get out of bed the next day?

Naive, too naive, cricket scum, I won't be fooled!

If Ye Zheng heard the girl's heartfelt feelings at this time, he would definitely not be able to help but yell that he was wronged—to be reasonable, he didn't really enjoy himself, senior sister, I can fuck ten at a time!

Then the next day, he couldn't get out of bed either - because he was cut to pieces with ten hatchets...

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu tried to think of other things to divert her attention. Damn scum, knowing that she is rarely shy, she still can't stand such a title at all. It was intentional, definitely intentional!

"Actually, the scumbag didn't sell books for his childhood sweetheart, but a knife, hatchet? Maybe the scumbag kept one for himself?"