The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

Taking the senior sister home will enter the mode of Shura field, and it may even end with a hatchet.

Bring the little girl in the photo home, maybe there won't be a hatchet, but the Shura field is absolutely inevitable.

Sagiri is so easy to get jealous, Ye Zheng believes that he will definitely have a headache, and because of Shiina Mashiro's age, Xiaobu probably will not choose to help him, and may even unite with Sagiri.

Therefore, it is impossible, absolutely impossible, to bring the little girl back to Chiba's home, and it's not the illegitimate daughter of him and his senior sister!

He would rather stay in Tokyo for one more day and spend the night in this house, and return the little girl to Sakurasou tomorrow, and then return to Chiba by himself.

If there is no other way, that's the only way to do it. Anyway, even if the parents' room is removed, it will definitely be enough for two people to live in.

Moreover, in that case, maybe, when he was a little girl, he could be lucky enough to catch Jing Keai?

Ye Zheng promises that he will never make the same mistake just now again, he will definitely get into the car next time, leaving Jing Kei nowhere to escape!

[Senior sister: Tell me, what trouble did the scumbag encounter? 】

Maybe it was a lot of entanglement, but Ye Zheng believed in Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's character, and the senior sister at this time must have been eager to see his jokes.

However, it seems to be enough to make the senior sister happy, even though he is taking pleasure in his "miserable" experience?

So Ye Zheng's took a photo with his mobile phone, and then clicked to send——before making the senior sister happy, of course he first teased the senior sister to make him happy!

[Senior sister: What a lovely girl. 】

It was completely instant, but it was a little different from what Ye Zheng imagined. Even because she was a young girl, but a senior with a bad personality, would she really be so calm?

[Yeah, I think so too, just as cute as my senior sister when she was young! 】

Although she was really reluctant, since they brought him home, how could they hide the photos of him as a child?

Maybe Xiazhiqiu Shiyu doesn't like to take pictures, but those photos secretly taken by her parents are more cute. Even if she hides them, since they are placed in her room...

Ye Zheng was almost exhausted by the tidying up work before leaving Xiazhiqiu's house, but he couldn't leave the mess to his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Otherwise, it would probably be Ye Zheng himself who will be cleaned up immediately, and he is still very conscious about this.

In fact, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu is of course not so calm, her long dark hair is almost moving without the wind, okay?

It's just that she knew very well that she would lose if she exploded first, so she pretended to be calm, so as not to let the scumbag's bad taste get away with it.

[Is this the legendary ultimate squatting at home? It doesn't feel like it. 】

[Scumbag: No, Sagiri's long silver-white hair and blue eyes are completely different. 】

Bastard, who asked you such a question? Fortunately, Kasumigaoka Shiyu is using a computer at this time, otherwise, the poor mobile phone would probably be smashed on the bed again.

【Well, okay, I see! 】

[Scumbag: Huh?Senior sister, what do you know? 】

[Sister: You scumbag, go to the police, turn yourself in, say you are a pedophile, and then confess that you are the prisoner of the perverted incidents that have been happening frequently in the neighborhood recently. Although it is embarrassing, as an ex-girlfriend, I will accompany you when the time comes went together. 】

Sure enough, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's words were still so bad, Ye Zheng looked at the content on the screen a little speechlessly, so her previous foreshadowing was all for this passage.

Really, boring and cute, it seems that his immunity to senior sister's words and deeds is getting stronger and stronger...

Reluctantly letting his thumb jump up, Ye Zheng quickly edited everything that happened just now, and by the way accused some unscrupulous parents for their behavior.

However, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's reaction seems to be a little different from what he thought——

【Sister: What, it turned out to be like this, it’s really boring~~】

【Senior sister means, would it be more interesting if my boyfriend is a pervert? 】

The long black hair had been scattered obediently behind her back, perhaps seeing this bastard being deflated, Kasumigaoka Shiyu's mood seemed to have improved a lot for no reason, and the corners of her mouth curled up uncontrollably.

【Where does the scumbag have the confidence to say that he is not a pervert?The front foot just abandoned the cute girl who was tired of playing, and the back foot immediately aimed at the young girl. The scumbag is not only a pervert, but also a big pervert with a huge taste span! 】

Although he is not willing to admit it, or if it is replaced by any other person, even if Xue Nai, who has always been serious and serious, said such words, Ye Zheng would be able to refute.

However, the person who said this is Kasumigaoka Shiwa, the senior who has unlocked countless physiological practices with him. Although a large part of them are actually the books that the two of them cooperated to try to draw by Ying Lili, but she who has had those experiences with him , Saying that he is a pervert seems impossible to refute.

【Senior sister, it hurts too much for you to say that. My fragile heart needs the comfort of senior sister. 】

[Senior sister: Bah, let's dream, the scumbag has caused my reputation to drop again, and I don't even plan to settle accounts with you! 】

Without giving Ye Zheng too much time to figure it out, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's next email was sent again. It was also a photo, but from the title, it could be seen that it was a screenshot of a canceled online shopping order - a whetstone !

"..."

In other words, even if the police let him go, will the senior sister have to take care of the perverted boyfriend herself?

[Scumbag: Sister, next time you take a screenshot, remember not to include the time of the order, compare it and you will know that the order was placed on purpose just a few seconds ago~]

【Scumbag: You know that senior loves me so much, why are you willing to mess around?】

The bright and teary lower lip was bitten again, Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt a little bit regretful, although it was indeed her negligence, but that bastard's observation skills are too much, isn't he really guilty?

A scumbag who is obviously a playboy, but has no fear of items related to "knives". How low is this bastard's integrity!

【That's just because the time on the scumbag's phone is not accurate, mine...】

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's wrist stopped, and she could think of many reasons to quibble, but since the scumbag replied again, it doesn't matter to see what he said first.

She assures that it's definitely not because of what that bastard said, that she loves him too much, that doesn't exist at all, but it's just a flamboyant girl, a scumbag...

I just want to see what this bastard has to say first, so that I can better refute his fallacies. There is no doubt that this is the case!

[Scumbag: Don’t senior think that if the hair is changed to black, it will look like the cute look our two future daughters might have? 】

"Aww... Mmm..."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's entire face flushed instantly, an indescribable (high?) ​​flush...

Chapter 805: Can a bad premonition not come true?

Although Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's personality is a bit bad, but when he was in front of him, he had too many girlish and arrogant elements. Therefore, Ye Zheng is confident that he has roughly grasped the "weakness" of the senior sister.

It's a pity that the metaphor of "daughter" seems to be too powerful. From the long-lost email bombardment, Ye Zheng knew that if he was in front of her at this time, the senior sister would probably threaten to "squeeze him dry" To cover up my panic, because he is not around, I can only send emails one after another, and all kinds of words to refute him.

When the relationship changed, such troubles became very cute. It was definitely not because he had awakened the strange M attribute, but simply, the contrast he felt after getting to know her was too cute, and the lethality was too great. No less than what I imagined before, the little girl named Shiina Mashiro held the box with both hands and looked up at him like a stray cat!

In fact, the metaphor he made just now was not entirely just to make the senior sister accept it, so that he could take the little girl to the apartment for one night, probably because of his somewhat similar eyes, plus he was a little bit poisoned by the senior sister recently, Indeed, such an association came about all at once.

I didn't expect that the metaphor about the "daughter" would make the senior sister explode so easily. If it wasn't for being anxious to "quibble", maybe the senior sister was already red, with steam on her head, hugging the quilt back and forth on the bed Roll over.

Although Senpai always pretends to be arrogant on purpose, but she has such a girlish appearance, if you see her secretly once, you will never forget it.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu probably never expected that she thought that Ye Zheng would not notice the movement in her room when he was cooking, but it was completely exposed to his eyes!

"If I make my senior sister pregnant, and when their child is born, even if the harem is exposed, they probably won't add a whetstone to the shopping cart, right?"

Touching his chin, Ye Zheng couldn't help but have an unscrupulous and dangerous thought, but probably before his grandson was born, Mr. Xia Zhiqiu would kill him before he even had time to buy a whetstone.

……

He had successfully comforted the senior, but it was a pity that the senior was still unwilling to let him spend the night, perhaps because he was worried that he could not help but push him down and cause a psychological shadow on the little girl?

So, as expected, I can only take it home first. As for the Sawamura family who is investigating Poding, Ye Zheng has not considered it from the very beginning. He doesn't want to face the unscrupulous words that Sayuri may have, and he will definitely have a headache. of.

Anyway, the little girl who just took care of this one night, from the photo, she should be a quiet child, even a troublesome idiot like Ying Lili, and a squatting at home like Sagiri, Ye Zheng can easily handle it, it turns out His skills in taking care of little girls are still very good.

Shouldn't be a problem, right?

Although Ye Zheng actually had a bad premonition in his heart, it was an inexplicable feeling, as if there was a malicious voice telling him that things were not that simple.

Maybe, it's really not that simple?

Ye Zheng has actually noticed that the photos Chihiro Chihiro gave him seem to have a strange sense of incongruity, but subconsciously he already thinks that the cute little Mashiro is out of tune with the surroundings.

Although she still wanted to tease the cute senior, she obviously wouldn't give him that chance for the time being. Before the agreed six o'clock, Ye Zheng simply went upstairs to clean his parents' room.

Compared with other rooms, Qingshan Qihai cleans them every week. It has been about a month since he cleaned his parents' room last time. Zhenbai sleeps in his parents' room, but there is nothing else going on right now.

As for going to the next door to find goblins, it's impossible, absolutely impossible, and he doesn't want to look back and see some strange speeches on Twitter. The whetstone in my sister's cart is the real serious result.

What's more, who knows if Yamada Goblin's naked faction is wearing clothes today? Ye Zheng doesn't want to get himself into trouble anymore. Although he is greedy, he is not a bulldozer, and the so-called harem does not want to expand infinitely at all. He was already content with that.

The members of the reserve harem will never increase again!

Therefore, it is necessary to stay away from the goblin's house. He doesn't want to see the indescribable scene of the goblin for the third time. There are only three things. Otherwise, what should she do if she makes herself responsible...

After tidying up the room, it will be almost the same time as the appointed time. Of course, the meals that Ye Zheng is used to are almost in sync. Unfortunately, because there is still a little girl waiting for him to claim it, he can only buy some food at the convenience store on the way Pad the belly first.

Senior sister set meal - pineapple bread with milk?

Maybe it was his bad luck, the pineapple bread was sold out, so he casually took a few small cakes from the shelf next to him, the habit is really terrible, Ye Zheng couldn't help complaining about the "trouble" caused by his senior, although he Always dyed her body white, but the senior sister painted directly on his heart...

So, in the end who was attacked by whom!

It was more than six o'clock when I arrived at the station Chihiro Chihiro mentioned. However, Mashiro was nowhere to be seen, and there was no big cover around, so there was no such thing as a height. And didn't pay attention.

Ye Zheng didn't realize that, perhaps because of the metaphor of "the daughter of a senior sister", his initial impression of Shiina Mashiro was completely different, and even the title in his mind became "Little Mashiro"—for a Someone who hasn't met before is definitely an overly intimate term.

However, a little girl probably wouldn't care about such a thing, would she?

While eating an impromptu dinner, Ye Zheng's eyes roamed around, not to mention cute little girls, not even a loli, the only thing worth noting is probably some strange eyes, extremely strong eyes.

Because he could feel that it wasn't aimed at him, he didn't pay attention to it at first, but how could he ignore that line of sight as it moved with his body and his head.

The source of sight is the direction of the cherry blossom trees. After all, although this place is in the opposite direction from his house, the distance is not too far, so Ye Zheng is somewhat familiar with it. Unfortunately, the cherry blossoms are not in bloom now.

The girl under the cherry blossom tree has long pale golden hair like a waterfall, and her orange-red eyes are extremely clear, as if she can see a completely different world through those eyes. There is a brown suitcase next to the girl. If the above These are not enough to say.

"I'm wearing a school uniform before school starts, and it's still a Shui Gao school uniform..."

Ye Zheng has never had the attribute of being slow, even if he had it, it should be called "playing stupid":

"So, Qianshi Qianxun, how deceitful are you, and why is Xiao Zhenbai so big!"

Chapter 806: The Weird Expansion Between Xiao Zhenbai and the Bad Guy

Terrible feeling, Ye Zheng felt that his brain couldn't control it and started to have a headache.

Qianshi Qianxun is unreliable, and he already knows this. When he saw the words in the email that it doesn't matter to bring people back to Chiba, he felt more deeply about it. However, he never thought that the original photo It's always really a "cheat"!

If time goes back ten years, or goes forward ten years, maybe the girl in the photo is real, but now, it is obviously a bottomless pit. Fortunately, Ye Zheng thought of his plan rejected by his senior sister. She took her to her senior sister's apartment to live overnight, so she probably won't be able to see the sun tomorrow.

Sneakily take it home and send it back to Sakurasou tomorrow?