The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

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Just as Ye Zheng was packing up the colorful girls' underwear, a crisp sound came from outside the curtain.

"What's going on!!?"

I don't know if it was the first time that veins appeared on his forehead, but he immediately realized the source of the sound. Obviously, this time it wasn't because of the girl Zhenbai.

Opposite the window?

Ye Zheng put down the freshly folded emerald green panties in the neat row of underwear in the suitcase, and when he stood up, a bad premonition seemed to reappear.

Although he has relatively few memories of the guest room, if he remembers correctly, it is opposite to this window.

Ye Zheng opened the curtain with a swish, at this very moment.

Shhh~ bang!

—He suffered a headshot.

"..."

Although the impact was not very strong, it still made Ye Zheng's facial muscles twitch a little. The opposite side of the window happened to be the house of the Yamada Goblin.

Ye Zheng stretched out his hand and grabbed the stick-shaped part of the unknown object stuck on his forehead.

Like the scene that happened in Magdeburg hundreds of years ago, the crisp sound of "pop" after overcoming the atmospheric pressure.

"A toy... an arrow?"

Ye Zheng's face became a little gloomy. He had already noticed that there were many similar toy arrows scattered on the floor-to-ceiling windows. Of course, he also noticed that the red and white fairy was almost in front of him.

"It's finally out!"

It's been a while since I heard the arrogant voice, but it's still familiar.

"It's me!"

On the opposite balcony, the fairy Yamada held a bow and arrow and posed for shooting—the bow and arrow paired with the fairy, an incomparably coordinated combination. However, the balcony she was standing on undoubtedly only brought bad memories to Ye Zheng.

A few months ago, because he heard Nicole's cry, when he walked there, he was knocked unconscious by the idiot loli who fell from the sky...

"Hmph, I knew you were here, the lights were on last night."

"Hey, I haven't finished my sentence yet, why did you turn around and leave? It's too rude!"

Fairy Yamada jumped and barked like a rabid dog whose tail had been stepped on, and seemed very dissatisfied with Ye Zheng's attitude.

He obviously saw her, so it was too much to pretend that he didn't notice anything and then turned around and left.

However, if it was Yamada Goblin, Ye Zheng would undoubtedly not care what the other party thinks.

If it was normal, Ye Zheng wouldn't be so indifferent on purpose, but at this time there is still a troublesome little Mashiro in the family, and he doesn't want to attract another more troublesome Yamada goblin.

The most important thing is that Ye Zheng has not forgotten, Yamada Goblin's weird hobby of playing the piano naked...

shhhhhhhh!

Maybe it was Ye Zheng's actions that stimulated her, and Yamada Fairy started shooting randomly with red eyes.

"This bastard, at such a close distance, even a toy arrow will hurt a little!"

Ye Zheng's forehead obviously wrinkled several "well" characters, and then he pulled the glass door. The strength of Yamada Goblin was not strong enough to shoot through the glass. As for turning into a hedgehog door, what does it matter?

"very noisy?"

When Ye Zheng was about to close the curtains, a familiar voice came from behind, Shiina Mashiro did not know when he had returned.

It must have gotten wet while washing my face, and the chest of the white shirt was wet, and it became completely transparent and stuck to the skin.

Moreover, because she didn't wear underwear, her two peaks and the front part, which can't be called plump, were all exposed, and this image, which was more alluring than being naked, was displayed in front of him.

"Wait a minute! Xiao Zhenbai, why aren't you wearing underwear!"

"Because Ye Zheng didn't take it out for me."

"So it was my fault?"

Once again, Ye Zheng couldn't help but feel helpless because of the girl's overly naive and natural answer. He really didn't want such a beautiful peach blossom luck at all!

Shiina Mashiro tilted her hair slightly in a daze, maybe she actually wanted to nod?

"Are you taking a shower by yourself?"

"Ye Zheng didn't help me, so he didn't take a bath."

"Don't answer dully and seriously!"

"Ye Zheng is really troublesome."

If Ye Zheng read it correctly, what just appeared on the girl's face was disgust, right?

The subject of expressing this emotion is wrong, right?Who should dislike whom?

"So the problem is with me?"

"Well, Ye Zheng won't help me take a bath."

"..."

Seemingly unable to hear Ye Zheng's self-mockery, the girl nodded seriously, that expression made him feel unforgivable for an instant.

But what kind of weird brain circuit is that, Ye Zheng is obviously thinking about the safety of the other party's "life", how did he make it seem like it was really his fault?

Snapped!

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

The rushing sound was completely different from the muffled sound of the toy arrow hitting the glass before.

"Open the door, Ye Zheng, you bastard, pervert!"

Yamada Goblin's loud voice can't be stopped even through the glass windows facing the street.

"..."

At some point, the girl jumped over from her balcony, Ye Zheng's forehead was covered with black lines, did Fairy Yamada not remember the lesson at all?

If he hadn't been used as a meat pad last time, she didn't know what she would have fallen into. How long has it been since then?

"Emily?"

What entered Ye Zheng's ear was Shiina Mashiro's voice, with a little doubt, more like a surprised tone?

(ps: That's right, the author of Salted Fish messed with the relationship between women and girls again.)

ps: Thousands of words 2, the fifth update

Chapter 815: The Basic Responsibilities of the Villain's Hero...

In the guest room, Ye Zheng, who is the real owner, looked helpless, looking at the somewhat overwhelming Yamada goblin, still wearing the familiar red and white Gothic loli costume, it was hard for her to jump over from the opposite balcony.

Although, after Ye Zheng opened the balcony door, the girl immediately stood between him and Shiina Mashiro, that obviously protecting her posture, coupled with the "Emily" just now, how could he still not be able to guess the two People actually know it.

Ye Zheng felt that his brain started to burst out of pain again, Yamada Goblin was really troublesome, if she said something related to him on Twitter again, it would be fine if the netizens commented or something, Sagiri followed suit My sister will definitely see it too...

If one is not handled well, it is probably about to capsize.

Looking at the half of the untied underwear on the ground...

"So, do you know each other?"

"I misread you. I didn't expect you to be such a pervert. What did you do to Zhenbai!"

"..."

Fairy Yamada still had a little blush on her face. Although she likes to play the piano naked after taking a shower, and also likes to make the heroine naked in light novels, that doesn't mean she is an exhibitionist.

The young girl standing behind her in a daze, with her exaggerated form than being completely naked, and her underwear all over the floor, how could she not change her expression?

"Do you believe me when I say that she did all this by herself?"

"I believe."

"..."

Unexpectedly, Fairy Yamada nodded, Ye Zheng thought that he needed more explanations to convince the other party that he was innocent.

"But that doesn't change the fact that you bully innocent girls!"

"..."

If Ye Zheng remembers correctly, the goblin should be a junior high school student by age, right?

She is still in the shelf life of lolita, she is protecting Shiina Mashiro who is already a high school student...

"Xiao Zhenbai, tell yourself, I didn't bully you, did I?"

"Ye Zheng is a bad guy."

Although stared at by the eyes of the two, Shiina Mashiro did not seem to be affected in any way, and still had that extremely indifferent tone, although the words spoken were obviously not so easy.

"Threat with baumkuchen to keep me from sleeping."

After a pause, he seemed to think of something, and under the eyes of Yamada Goblin who was about to spit fire, he said without changing his expression:

"And don't give me underwear either."

"..."

"Pervert, what else do you have to say!"

"Actually, your name is Shiina Maguro, right?"

Ye Zheng couldn't help complaining, the words from her mouth, it seems that he is really a pervert who is not as good as a beast, threatening innocent girls with food, and has a perverted habit of not letting girls wear underwear.

Sure enough, his previous opinion did not wrong her. This natural girl is not only naturally stupid, but also has a tendency to be naturally dark!

"The fairy too, so Emily is my name?"

Before Ye Zheng could finish his words, Fairy Yamada's face was completely red.